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The New "Community" Blooper Reel Has Extra Shirtless McHale Footage? Oh Yes Please!

By Joanna Robinson | Pajiba Love | July 13, 2012 | Comments ()


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Happy Fridays you Amazing, Astonishing, Incredible Pajibans. Josh Kurp continues his tremendous coverage of Comic-Con with these 25 Best Costumes We've Seen So Far. If you're like me you'll keep flip-flopping on your favorite. "Oooo, X-Men on vacation!" "Oooooo, Walter White!!" "Aaaaaa, the Silver Surfer and his shiny boogie board*!!" (Uproxx)
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Speaking of geek things, I've resisted buying one of those Sonic Screwdrivers (it's a "Doctor Who" thing, mates) that simply glow and boop, but this one will change the channels on your TV or turn up the volume on your iPod. It's a SONIC UNIVERSAL REMOTE. (Pop Candy)

Google Maps has added "Street Views" of some of California's stunning National Parks. If, you know, you want to go in a fauxcation at your desk. (Laughing Squid)

I don't much care which teenage pop singers are dating which, but this photo of Justin Bieber is indicative of something that is actually literally going on in the universe. And I am officially in get off my f*cking lawn with your glitter boots and Segway mode. (Celebitchy)
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Speaking of the kids and their new fangled fashions (nice Segway, yes?), apparently skin tight jeans are (surprise surprise) causing medical problems for men and their, ahm, boogie boards and floaties. (Telegraph)

In less terrifying news, Neil Gaiman has announced that he'll be working on a new "Sandman" comic. That sound? That's the sound of millions of voices suddenly crying out for joy. (The Comics Beat)

I'm not here to poke the Rape bear, but one thing I heard over and over in the Daniel Tosh kerfuffle is that people would have been less offended if his rape jokes had been actually funny. What followed, of course, was a rather heated debate over whether or not rape could ever be funny. (They've obviously never heard of jM and her pandas.) Here are 15 rape jokes that "work" according to Kate Harding. You know what? I agree with most. That Tig Notaro joke is an old favorite of mine. (Kate Harding)

Speaking of Tosh, allegedly rape plays a significant role in his new animated pilot. Uh. Better get to rewriting. (Uproxx)

Dustin came up with a fantastic list of TV spin-offs he'd like to see. I agreed until I got to that Winona crap. Now he's just messing with the "Justified" fans. (WG)

The new Bond film will introduce the youngest, sexiest "Q" yet. And for those of you who like your men gawky, British and nerdy (psssssst, "Doctor Who" fans, that's you), may I present Ben Whishaw. If you don't already love him from his previous work, trust me, you will. (Empire)
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Some cranky readers yesterday accused me of having a cleavage obsession. Sure, okay. Well for those of you who hate breasts (and America and freedom, one presumes) here's the creepiest cleavage shot I've ever seen. (Laughing Squid)

I was always jealous of you folks with Summer birthdays who could have Water Park Parties. Now that I've seen these insane water slides from around the world, I'm seething. (Unreality)

The most popular source for baby names in 2012? Hunger Games and "Game Of Thrones." Uh, I'd laugh, but I'm seriously considering adding Jorah to the short list. (FilmDrunk)

Speaking of "Game of Thrones," here's a mathematical breakdown of the show. But, wait, isn't everyone's favorite female character Arya? Did I miss something?

Finally, as promised, fresh off the presses from Comic-Con, the "Community" season three blooper reel. #ankletitties

Joanna Robinson has always loved the phrase Pineapple Sex Wax.


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Comments Are Welcome, Bigots and Trolls Are Not


  • Green_Eggs_and_Hamster

    Leave poor Bieber alone, he just wanted to be able to see over other peoples heads for a change, And he has lots of stuff that has been dipped in Gold. If I made as much money signing stupid songs to almost teen age girls....well, first I would probably be in prison for signing songs to almost teenage girls, but if I wasn't in prison, I would dip random sh!t in gold too. And I would wear it, just to piss off people on the internet.
    If it was just the shoes, I might say he didn't realize it, but with those gloves too, it is obvious he is just trolling the internet trying to get a rise out of you. And it looks like it worked.

  • dahlia6

    The Zardoz guy nails it.

    If I had the bread to go to Comic-Con, I'd like to think I'd do something amazing, but in reality, I'd probably do what I do every year, dig out an orange sweater, and go as Thelma from Scooby Doo. It was my nickname in school, because I swear to God, I had her face, her haircut, and even her boobs.

    Sadly, it was the only look I've ever really rocked in my life.

  • sacripanta

    ......Donald Faison, what the hell are you doing associating with Justin Bieber?

  • Yocean14

    I'm naming my kid Tyrion after the (p)impest character ever and you can't stop me good sense!

  • RJ

    Tyrion/Bronn are a great pair to watch on-screen, but damn if I'm not captivated by Tyrion/Varys, the two most intelligent members of the Small Council and maybe the whole show.

  • Infant Porn lover

    Interesting how no one gave a fuck when it was some chic/hipster shithole comic like Carlin doing a ten minute routine about how raping chicks was Hi-fucking-larious.

    Double standard much?

    Re: The Community blooper reel.

    That's it?

    Are you fucking kidding me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    FUCK THAT IN THE BUTTHOLE.

    Re: Neil Gaiman and millions of people crying for joy.

    Please.

    None of the Sandman single issues ever sold more than 125,000 copies and sales have decreased much further ever since. He'll be lucky to crack to the 25,000 issues sold mark.

    Of course the collected edition will be in print forever just like the rest of the Sandman stuff.

  • PKDick


    Obvious troll is stupid. But for the benefit of those who haven't seen
    the Carlin bit - it's actually about Porky the Pig raping Elmer Fudd and
    ends in a condemnation of the stupidity of people who would say 'she
    was asking for it' because of what she was wearing.

  • Devil Child

    What sort of lunatic hates knockers? Let alone hates women who like knockers? That's like throwing out a bottle of wine Jesus brew.

  • Anne At Large

    Hey, don't you knock the sonic screwdriver that just glows and boops. Some things need a good glowing boop.

  • Ash

    did that picture of bieber remind anyone of s.mouse?

  • Tranjo

    Hedley Lamarr: You spare the women?
    Taggart: Naw, we rape the sh*t out of them at the Number Six Dance later on.
    Hedley Lamarr: Marvelous!
    ...
    Hedley Lamarr: Qualifications?
    Applicant: Rape, murder, arson, and rape.
    Hedley Lamarr: You said rape twice.
    Applicant: I like rape.

  • Maguita NYC

    Are we not addressing Dave Letterman's imbecilic, and moronic SNAFU yesterday???
    He gave away the ending to The Dark Knight Rises while interviewing Catwoman ...

  • TheOriginalMRod

    I am pretty sure that the Wheel of Time series by Robert Jordan (and now other people since he is deceased) has WAY more than 224 characters... especially since I got to about book 8 and decided that I could not keep up.

    But I have always been pretty bad at math.

  • chicky07

    I second this. If Robert Jordan had ever made a movie, every single character in his film (to include extras) would have had first and last names. And we would have been treated to the longest credit sequence in movie history.

  • Guest

    Theon and Arya existed as names loooooong before "Game of Thrones" (I even know a Theon in his early 40s), but yeah, they sure been--as expectiboo--properly popularized.

  • chicky07

    Is Theon becoming a popular one in the baby name world? Don't want to give away too much so all I will say is...yikes.

  • Guest

    Alls I know is the name "Ramsay" is permanently out the window for me.

  • Fabius_Maximus

    "Roose" isn't much better.

  • Devil Child

    Naming a kid "Theon" is barely a step above naming him "Smeagol."

  • Maguita NYC

    Kill joy!

  • Mrcreosote

    He prefers Reek. Rhymes with Sneak.

  • Guest

    Zardoz!

    And silver surfer man, my hats off to ya--that's commitment.

  • BWeaves

    I was fine scrolling through the costumes. Ah, mini Thor. Ah, mini Superman. ZARDOZ! AHHHHHHHH! Cannot unsee, cannot unsee. Even the girly TARDISes could not bleach my brain.

  • Bert_McGurt

    I'm not sure I can handle that assault on the sexiness of John Cleese.

  • Mr_Zito

    The Justified spin-off we need is Dick & Dewey Go to War, and that's it.

  • You've tried to sell me on Ben Whishaw before, to no avail. But slap a pair of glasses on him and suddenly I'm sold. Yummy.

  • Socrates_Johnson

    Glasses make everything look better.

  • TheOtherGreg

    Michael K. Williams in "Yo with a Shotgun", a story about a young boy coming to terms with his sexuality on the streets of Baltimore.

  • Socrates_Johnson

    As awesome as most things are on GoT, I'd be perfectly fine with it if they cut it down to nothing but Arya and Tyrion.

  • celery

    Is Bronn part of the Tyrion package? He should be. I wish Game of Thrones ended with a little post-credits "Bronn and Tyrion in the mooorning!"

  • John G.

    "Hey there, you're our 7th caller on demon monkey (*chimp noises) and the sell sword (*flush). Tyrion, tell them what they've won."

  • Socrates_Johnson

    Obviously you'd still have to flesh out the story and all, it's just whenever I see someone else on the screen* I really just hoping they get back to one of those two.

    *Whoever threw that book? NOT COOL! That really hurt.

  • Bert_McGurt

    Is that a short joke?

  • Maguita NYC

    I would include though Queen Cersei to the mix. She has some mean spice to her. While acting quite disingenuously blameless.

  • KatSings

    TheMaskedEmu and I have no plans to procreate for quite some time, but Arya is, in fact, on the shortlist for girls names.

  • Cree83

    My favorite female character is Brienne, dude. And I don't want to hear any arguments about it.

  • celery

    that's a pretty solid choice. the intersection of her and Jaime's paths is one of my favorite storylines.

  • JoannaRobinson

    Well chosen.

  • L.O.V.E.

    Ah, Rape Bear, the abusive, alcoholic father of Pedo Bear and Conan's Masturbating Bear, and best friends with The Nittany Lion.

  • I love when Allison Brie raps.

  • Maguita NYC

    I would laugh so hard if one of my friends named her daughter Daenerys. But I would look on interestingly if I was ever introduced to a Khal Drogo.

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