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The 2013 Kardashian Khristmas Kard (See Inside) Really Brings the Krap

By Agent Bedhead | Pajiba Love | December 2, 2013 | Comments ()


Over the weekend, Amazon announced a drone delivery service called Prime Air. No joke. Of course the FAA has yet to approve this service, but maybe sometime in 2015, select customers will have unmanned delivery of their packages within 30 minutes or less. Sign me up. (Kotaku)

More good news: Rose McGowan stars in a new short film that features herself dancing naked around her home and backyard. NSFW obviously. (Film Drunk)

Here’s a compilation of 8 foods that you’ve been eating wrong all this time. Hey, there is no wrong way to eat food. Unless one counts that time I ate edamame with the shell intact. I try to forget about that little incident. (Mental Floss)

Joe Jonas says he lost his virginity at age 20 and only smoked pot because Miley Cyrus made him do it. I’ll buy the first claim, but the second one? Riiiiight. (Us Weekly)

Dustin has put together a list of 9 Netflix series that you can watch in under 9 hours. Starring … Benedict Cumberbach. (WG)

The Roger Ebert memorial sculpture is almost complete. WOW. (Vulture)

Cannonball Read Godtopus gear is on sale now, and all proceeds are going to the American Cancer Society. Snap some of this up! (Zazzle)

Lindsay Lohan thinks there’s a character in Grand Theft Auto V that might be her. What a strange realization. Good luck with that lawsuit, Linds. (DListed)

The annual Kardashian Kristmas Kard has arrived and is notable not for its inherent gaudiness but for who’s missing. Also, LOOK at what they did to Bruce Jenner. (Buzzfeed)


Miley Cyrus is currently leading the race for Time’s Person of the Year. Don’t worry, there are still a few days left to stop the nightmare. (Celebitchy)

Maria Bello has come out as bisexual, and she reveals her unconventional, “modern family” method of raising her son. (NYT)

Cameras have rolled on the set of 50 Shades of Gray. I can’t believe they’re making this movie. (HL)

Jaimie Alexander showed up to a children’s hospital dressed in full Sif armor. Thank goodness she wasn’t wearing that coochie-baring dress. (USF)

The Weinsteins are working on a Sin City television show, which stands a good chance of happening way before A Dame To Kill For ever happens. (Slashfilm)

If this picture of Taylor Swift and Prince William could speak, it would say Wills had better be glad he’s married already. Otherwise, he’d end up as the topic of a breakup song at the hands of a jilted Swift, and the Queen would have none of that. (Go Fug Yourself)

Here’s a video showing what your grandparents think of Catching Fire:

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