Terry Richardson Gets His Greasy Mitts All Over America's Favorite Swimsuit Model
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Terry Richardson Gets His Greasy Mitts All Over America's Favorite Swimsuit Model

By Joanna Robinson | Pajiba Love | June 19, 2012 | Comments ()


I love including weird food links in Pajiba Love because sometimes I think "really?!" and you adventurous eaters reply "really!!!" So, tell me foodies, Sriracha Ice Cream, really!? (Village Voice)

If you stopped watching HBO's "Girls" early on in the season then you missed one of my favorite character arcs of the year: the evolution of Adam. The way, against all odds, I came to care about him shows that James Franco was dead wrong about the portrayal of men on that show. Come for Lena Dunham's use of the word "Svengali," stay for her arcane 90s starlet references. (Vulture)

The Total Recall remake has an odd viral campaign going. Do these posters make you want to go see the movie? Really?! (Super Hero Hype)

Ah, but there's nothing odd about these new "Breaking Bad" images. Strap on the Hazmat suits, it's almost time! (Collider)

Usually I leave the sporting links to Dustin but I think I can safely comment on Eli Manning's favorite sports films. Booooooo. No Breaking Away? Boooooooooo. (Hollywood)

Speaking of excellent television, the Critics Choice Awards got it right this year with much love for both "Community" and Gingers. Basically it was the Pajiba Choice Awards. (WG)

Speaking of Gingers, who makes for a better Ginger Beard, Michael Fassbender or Nicole Kidman? The Film Experience's Nathaniel and I discuss this and other really important matters in one of our Red Carpet Convos. (TFE)

Listen, I know Kate Upton (who I like because she's super cute and funny) gained any and all notoriety by posing in a bikini that was at least four sizes too small, but the new spread shot by Terry Richardson is new levels of ick. I don't know what it is you guys. Possibly the popsicle fellatio? (Celebitchy)

Speaking of disgusting photographers, a member of the paparazzi was attacked this morning by none other than Alec Baldwin. In typical Baldwinian fashion, Alec made matters worse by saying all photographers should be waterboarded. Nice. I'm no fan of the paparazzi, but I'm not sure we should make torture tactics our rallying cry. (Uproxx)

You know where my new "Doctor Who" TARDIS sticker is going? Right under the glowing Apple on the back of my laptop. That way the jock bloggers in the coffee shop will know, at a glance, that I am primo locker stuffing material. (QMx)

Speaking of Apples, the lovely Fiona has released her new album and, folks, it's fantastic. If you haven't seen her new video, check it out. It's super off-the-wall weird and involves a squid hat. You're welcome! (Fiona Apple)

And while we're on the subject of off-beat videos, I cannot wait for the release of Paul Thomas Anderson's The Master. This is the Scientology-ish film where Philip Seymour Hoffman plays a version of L. Ron Hubbard. Allegedly. Worth noting? They spelled Hoffman's name wrong in the teaser. Typos for everyone! (/Film)

For all you Tom Hiddleston fangirls (and boys), look who's going to be playing the British Hugh Hefner in a new biopic! Oh yes. (CinemaBlend)

Finally, I know this video is entirely too political and dry for Pajiba Love, but I can't help myself. Here's how the town of Troy Michigan saved their library.

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