Surprise! Johnny Depp Is Still an Assh*ole
Poor Johnny Depp. The woman he brutalized repeatedly and to whom he owes millions of dollars keeps asking for the millions of dollars so she can donate the money to charity, and how it’s affecting HIM seems to be “of no interest to Amber.” SAD. (Dlisted)
Taylor Swift keeps trying to recruit Rooney Mara to Tay-entology and it is NOT working out for her. (Jezebel)
That whole “becoming a famous in-demand actor” thing hasn’t been working out for Scott Eastwood yet so he’s trying a new method: dating Hilary Duff. It probably won’t work either. His dad had better luck making an empty chair a star than his own kid. (Lainey Gossip)
Look, plastic surgery is every person’s choice and journey and not for the judgment of others, THAT SAID, at just 19 years old, Kylie Jenner is basically more plastic than human. She’s the Taco Bell beef of people. (Celebitchy)
It’s a disco skort-off and there are no winners. (GFY)
I just feel like it’s better to bury truly disheartening things below disco skorts and Scott Eastwoods so your whole day isn’t ruined but Texas is officially defunding Planned Parenthood. (Revelist)
Here’s how to donate to Planned Parenthood of Greater Texas. They’ll need it.
Ale seems to be on an unintended journey to ruin previously enjoyed books. She took her rereading scourge to Emily Brontë’s Wuthering Heights, a books she loved at 16. Technically, it’s a well written masterpiece with interesting narrators and strong women. But the story? Few redeemable characters and a romanticized violence. Ale says, "this book is how we ended up with 50 Shades of Grey." What books are you afraid to reread? (Cannonball Read 8)
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