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Summer Glau Is Here To Kiss Your Twinkie Pain Away

By Joanna Robinson | Pajiba Love | November 16, 2012 | Comments ()


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This, my Sno Ball-deprived kittens, is my favorite film link of the week. The Awl documents David Edelstein's obsession with Keira Knightey's jaw. Don't get me wrong, Edelstein is a great reviewer. But this is hilarious. (The Awl)

My least favorite link, however, has to be this Marion Cotillard photo shoot which manages to ruin both my Cotillard sex fantasies and The Nutcracker. And possible Christmas. (Celebitchy)
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Only slightly less disturbing is Jared Leto in drag. Your boy Jordan Catalano does not a pretty girl make. Some dudes need their eyebrows. (Celebitchy)

Here's a nifty breakdown of how folks around the world learn English. Hmmm, that's a lot of pressure to put on Chandler. (Bleeding Cool)

Why is Summer Glau smooching Serenity? Why not? (Geeks Are Sexy) Speaking of the Siblings Tam, Sean Maher (aka Dr. Simon Tam) is disgruntled that Joss Whedon hasn't made a second Serenity film. I mean, honestly, he sounds sort of pissy in this interview. I'm beginning to see why Joss cast him as Don John in Much Ado. (Nerd Approved)

Twinkie and Wonder Bread manufacturer, Hostess, has announced that they will be closing up shop. I'm not overly heart broken (having lived this long without tasting a single Twinkie, Ding Dong or Ho Ho), but I feel your pain. (ABL)

So let's all take a tip from Tallahassee today and enjoy the little things.
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My favorite Little Thing this year, "Beasts Of The Southern Wild" actress Quvenzhane Wallis, is campaigning for an Academy Award. Or, to be more accurate, there are people campaigning on her behalf. The Hollywood Reporter discusses how tricky it is, politically, for a young performer to snag a nomination. THE OSCARS ARE ABOUT POLITICS? Shock me shock me shock me with that deviant behavior. (THR)

According to a textbook in India, meat eaters are the deviants. I don't think they needed to malign carnivores in order to promote vegetarianism. I think calling meat "flesh food" should do the trick. (Boing Boing)

Cory Doctorow (an author I very mich admire) reviews one of the best new books of the year, "Mr. Penumbra's 24-Hour Bookstore." Read the review and then cozy up with the book this weekend. (Boing Boing)

Finally, Tina Fey and Paul Rudd flirt and pratfall their way into your hearts with this new trailer for Admission.



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  • Jezzer

    Three seconds later, Glau unhinged her jaw and showed just why she keeps getting cast in things.

  • Brooke Michelle

    River Tam is one of my most hated characters. Glau is forever tainted in my eyes.

  • ,

    What does she power that thing with, a car battery? Does it have a built-in nuclear reactor?

  • ,

    The header pic reminds me I haven't watched any porn in at least 12 minutes ...

  • Cody McKee

    I don't comment here often enough to pull it off, so I will leave it to one of the veterans to make a joke about Joanna never tasting a Ding Dong before.

  • Natallica

    Sorry, but still considering the creepy nutcracker and Gaga vibe, I prefer the very fierce Marion over Summer.

  • L.O.V.E.

    If you like kissing "twinkies", "sno balling", a French woman in latex thigh highs getting groped by a nutcracker, and Jared Leto in drag, you've come to the right place -- Pajiba.

    It features actresses smooching "Serenity", deviant flesh eaters, thrusting long jaws, and Tina Fey.

    Bring a Ding Dong or a Ho Ho, and admission is free.

    A Ding Dong is one of those guys that have pierced genitals that make a "ding" sound every time it strikes a zipper. And a Ho Ho is a stuttering prostitute who dresses in a Santa costume.

  • Long_Pig_Tailor

    Is this a draft for a Thanksgiving Stefon sketch?

  • F'mal DeHyde

    Jared Leto's dainty little hands are convincingly feminine though.

  • comfy

    I'm rarely moved by a book review to go buy a book, but dang...I'm headed to the book store *now*.

  • Long_Pig_Tailor

    This is a really strange coincidence, because I happen to call my penis Serenity.

  • L.O.V.E.

    So you're the guy Frank Costanza was fixated on.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...

  • Holy shitballs, Batman! Good to see W continues its series titled, "Beautiful Women in Stupid Outfits" by absolutely annihilating it's previous low-water mark (whatever you think that is).

    Who in their right mind puts Marion Cotillard in clothing left over from the set of some 1950s sci-fi film and then poses her with the creepiest of the toy soldiers from the creepiest production of the Nutcracker ever?

    W Magazine...We Hate Beautiful Women. We Always Have.

    Pleasant nightmares, children.

  • M_Campos

    Nothing ruins my Cotillard sex fantasies

  • NateMan

    Maybe Indian textbook makers need to take a look at all the 'herbivorous' species that eat meat.

    http://www.slate.com/articles/...

    You just watch. Those sacred cows will be munching on grass-fed Indian children within a week.

  • DarthCorleone

    I dunno. Except for that bizarre puffy pants picture, I'm still digging Marion Cotillard, even with that creepy nutcracker.

  • BobbFrapples

    The last time I ate a Twinkie, it was to celebrate a cat's birthday.

  • googergieger

    The last time I ate a Twinkie, *drunken memory not found*

  • googergieger

    Man, first the storm and now Hostess is closing? Tough month for Chris Christie.

  • NateMan

    Not really. What do you suppose the NJ treasury is stocked with? It ain't all mobster corpses, you know.

  • Sara_Tonin00

    Think again, my friend. North Jersey is Drake's Cake country.

    (Southern Jersey does the Tastykake, fools)

  • Bert_McGurt

    Well Sinead O'Rebellion!

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