Stripping Off The Beards And Leather: 20 Things You Didn't Know About The Cast Of "Sons Of Anarchy"
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Stripping Off The Beards And Leather: 20 Things You Didn't Know About The Cast Of "Sons Of Anarchy"

By Joanna Robinson | Pajiba Love | September 11, 2012 | Comments ()


I'm trying to keep things generally positive around here today, given the anniversary, but let's just get this one nasty bit of business out of the way. Chris Brown had the face of a battered woman tattooed on his neck. He claims it's not Rihanna and you know what, I don't give a sh*t who it's supposed to be. Chris Brown you are DISGUSTING. (Celebitchy)

Actually that felt quite good. It's nice to have somewhere to direct your anger. Speaking of anger, I'm delighted that this man was angry enough to write this note but not too angry to alternate black and mauve pens. (Digital Spy)

The very first email I got this morning was from the lovely Pinky McLadybits who sent me this gallery of bookstores repurposed from unused structures. So, if you'd like to reach me in the future, you can direct all hate mail to Joanna Robinson, The Cupboard Under The Stairs Of The Gorgeous Bookstore That Used To Be A Movie Palace, Argentina.

In my opinion, this gorgeous handmade "Doctor Who" chess set (with two Rorys!) is head and shoulders above the "Official 'Doctor Who' Monopoly." Who approved those Monopoly pieces? It looks like a stick, a bushy stick and a stick with a handle. DIBS ON THE BUSHY STICK.

Even if you hate Titanic, you should watch Kate Winslet's screen test for two reasons. a) To wonder why they eventually slapped all that clown make-up on her when she looked perfectly lovely without it and b) to better imagine the parallel universe where Elton from Clueless aka the DILF from "Suburgatory" aka Jeremy Sisto was cast as Jack. (MovieFone)

Tom Hanks aka One Of The Loveliest People Alive gave a sweet and hilarious eulogy at Michael Clarke Duncan's funeral.

AHHH THAT'S TOO SAD FOR TODAY! Quick! Look over here! Sean Connery fist pump gif! (FilmDrunk)

Hey you busy office workers, are you ever too inundated with email to read all of Pajiba? Well have I got a tip for you! You can install a "Pause" button on your Gmail account. So, yes, right about high noon, PST, I expect you all to hit pause and come Love all over our Pajiba. (Laughing Squid)

Take a look at some of these actors Buzzfeed thinks are dead ringers for older actors. Some of them you already know (eg Leelee Sobieski and Helen Hunt), but some may come as a surprise. Like Ed Norton and a certain Chair Whisperer. (Buzzfeed)

If Al Pacino gets his wish and plays Joe Paterno in an as yet unwritten biopic, who would play the younger version? Do we even want a Joe Paterno biopic? (Yahoo)

Hellllooooooooo Fall TV season. Two of my favs, "Sons Of Anarchy" and "Parenthood" premiere tonight and, in honor of SAMCRO, Dustin put together a list of 20 things you didn't know about the cast. The cherry on the top? His "Jax Teller fingered Littlefinger" joke. Enjoy! (WG)

"New Girl" doesn't premiere until the 25th, but just in case you're missing Schmidt, Winston, Nick, Jes and Regis, here's something to tide you over. Seriously, Regis, say "adorkable" again.

Joanna Robinson is imagining Liam Neeson in Love Actually saying "We need Kate and we need Elton from Clueless and we need them now."

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Comments Are Welcome, Bigots and Trolls Are Not

  • BierceAmbrose

    "Literary Insults" linked at the top of that bookstore page gets the very first one wrong. It's "yarbles" not "garbles", you eunuch jelly, thou. I knew that without looking it up. 2 out of 10.

    I really just wanted to complain about something.

  • Alice

    That Tom Hanks eulogy was embarrassing to watch.

  • Carrie/Teabelly

    I love the 'singing' critique. Mostly cos I live in Hackey as well. It's probably not about last night's noisy neighbours though. Coulda killed them an all.

  • Carrie/Teabelly

    Grr, HackNey, Carrie. Do try to remember where you live.

  • That's it, when I retire, I'm buying a barge and launching a floating bookstore.

  • emmelemm

    Uh, the most shocking thing on the Sons of Anarchy list is that Katey Sagal used to bang Gene Simmons.

  • Clancys_Daddy

    Sad hell that's funny. Leave'em laughing.

  • the 'actors who look like' needed brad pitt for robert redford. i have trouble believing they are not related. also look at a young picture of Paul newman and he could be related to tom hardy

  • Lauren

    Jeremy Spisto was a strapping young man 16 years ago, but brought a far greater ratio of creepster vibes/charm than Leo prepared me for.

  • Slash

    Aw, man, I already really miss Michael Clark Duncan. That voice.

  • BWeaves


    Now that just sounds dirty.

  • Sara_Tonin00

    PS: No, we do not want a Paterno movie, mini-movie, tv series, tell-all book.

    You name it, this chick does not want it.

  • e jerry powell

    And the world high fives you.

  • Sara_Tonin00

    Aw, those bookstores are lovely. I thought the link was going to include this guy who is converting payphones into lending libraries in NYC.

    Which I meant to send to Pajiba Love yesterday, but am never sure who to send to now.

  • I realize Tommy Flanagan has an Irish name and all, but he's a Scot. He was born and raised in Glasgow, worked as a DJ in Glasgow, and got knifed after a gig... in Glasgow. It's called a Glasgow smile, and it was just something Glaswegian gangs did in the 80's. It's totally horrendous, but walking around certain parts of the city (like Easterhouse, where Tommy Flanagan is from) you see a LOT of older fellas with that same scar on one, or both sides of their faces. I spent five years of my life in that city, and my husband's from there. The country is pretty proud of their people who become something great--and there's no doubt Tommy Flanagan has done that!

  • Arran

    Those Sons of Anarchy fun facts end by showing us what what Nicholas Guest looks like without mentioning that he's Christopher Guest's brother? FUN FACT FAIL.

  • Jennifer Schmennifer

    How could they forget Zoe Saldana looking like Jada Pinkett(-Smith)?

  • Man, Tom Hanks. He's a good dude.

    And I've always thought Jennifer Lawrence was eerily similar to Leelee Sobieski. Who looks like Helen Hunt! INCEPTION'D.

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