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Stand Back Everyone: Trump's Got This

By Lainey Bobainey | Pajiba Love | April 6, 2017 |


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I guess I should have put my full-length mirror on the red carpet at the premiere of The Leftovers. Yeesh! - (GFY)

Having to go to the work party where your ex is also going to be would suck. Having to go to the work party where your ex is also going to be and being expected to smile and take pictures together would suck even harder. The best way to get through it? Take Mae Whitman as your date! Mae makes everything better. It’s a well known fact. - (Lainey)

Soooo, here’s my question: Does no one at these companies look at their ads and say, “Oh, hey, you know what? This is not going to be interpreted in a positive way (because it’s TERRIBLE), we should workshop this some more!” OR are they doing it intentionally to get attention and then they do a big, “Whoops, omg, we’re so sorry! WHOA, we totally love everyone and here’s what we really meant!” Because, I just don’t get how shit like this even happens - (Celebitchy)

Robert Downey, Jr. identified his favorite Chris on Twitter … sort of. I mean, at least we know it’s not Pratt. Or Pine.

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It’s still only parody, but would any of us be terribly surprised if there was an MRA demand for this? (Reductress)

You know what else I don’t get? WHY THE FUCK DON’T WE GET PIE ON OUR FRAPPS, STARBUCKS? - (Dlisted)

And while I’m at it, FUCK YOU, CANADA! Stop getting all the good ice cream treats! I want that Fruttare Strawberry Lime Mojito popscicle more than I’ve ever wanted anything in my whole entire life! GOD THIS IS SUCH BULLSHIT! - (TIB)

If you ask Donald Trump, he’s doing very well. He’s had a very successful 13 weeks as President (it’s been 11 weeks).

And he knows exactly what should be done in Syria: “Something.”

Our country has clearly been left in good hands.

Oh, great, and in The Netherlands, they’re holding hands and being super supportive of gay people! DAMMIT, AMERICA, GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER! -


Would a series of quippy stories about plagues and pandemics have stopped the 21st century measles outbreak? Maybe, maybe not. Still, Caitlin_D found Jennifer Wright’s Get Well Soon: History’s Worst Plagues and the Heroes Who Fought Them entertaining and informative. Plus, Woodrow Wilson was kind of a dick. (Cannonball Read 9)

And finally, I hope she has this etched into her tombstone: Israel postponed election because of Brit-Brit! - (Twitter)


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