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Sports Illustrated: Swim's 50th Anniversary Cover Promotes a Sweet Rear View

By Agent Bedhead | Pajiba Love | February 14, 2014 | Comments ()


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Happy Valentine’s Day, I guess. If you’re the type to pop by the grocery store for a single red rose and crappy chocolates, you’re probably expecting some sexin’ in return. If you’re hoping to make a baby boy during said coitus, here are some tips for that too. (Mental Floss)

I firmly believe that a Friday evening V-Day date is hell. The restaurants will be crowded! Open a classy box of wine and watch one of these candy-themed movies instead. (Film School Rejects)

These horrible, awful Valentine’s cards are the best when it comes to bad taste. Artist Matthew Inman specializes in just that. (The Oatmeal)

Katherine Heigl was once the toast of the romcom world. Her mere presence could get a movie greenlighted like few other female stars. Now her latest movie is attempting to crowdfund in order to finish production. (Lainey)

Niiice try, Uma Thurman. You’re trying to sell the hell out of this dress, but it ain’t working. Smooches anyway. (Go Fug Yourself)

The state of California is super miffed at Jimmy Fallon for moving The Tonight Show from Burbank to New York City. Get over it, Cali. What’s the real issue here? Jimmy Fallon’s old Calvin Klein modeling shots are hilarious. (Warming Glow)

Johnny Depp made his coupley red carpet debut with Amber Heard at the premiere of her new movie, a Kevin Costner action comedy that will largely go unnoticed. What is notable? Johnny finally left the scarves at home. (Celebitchy)

Bill Murray has done some pretty epic interviews lately. In this one, he talks about his love for Wes Anderson’s writing. He also expresses undying loyalty for Jim Jarmusch’s Broken Flowers, which is probably the most underrated Bill Murray movie of all time. (Collider)

Dakota Johnson agrees that her 50 Shades character is boring as hell. Not for the obvious reasons but “because she’s an English major.” What? (DListed)

Pajiba darling Chrissy Teigen made the cover of 50th anniversary cover of Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit edition. Lily Aldridge and Nina Agdal are there too, but we’re not looking at them, right? (People)

Speaking of healthy bods, an elite runner hit the runway at NYFW, and jaws hit the ground at the sight of her six pack. Then she went online and posted how her body really looks when she’s not all posed-up and glistening. Repect. (RW)

Someone recut Breaking Bad in the style of The Wolf of Wall Street trailer. (Unreality)

Idris Elba says if he could play any superhero in the world, he’s want to be Superman. Let’s do this, Hollywood. (Uproxx)

Don’t you hate it when a book doesn’t live up to its concept? Rachie3879 felt the same way about Hotel on the Corner of Bitter and Sweet by Jamie Ford. Disappointing book, but great review - check it out! (Cannonball Read 6)

God, I am so tired of Shia LaBeouf. I think even Shia is tired of Shia LaBeouf. Regardless, here is a creepy video from inside his art exhibit. (Slashfilm)

Let’s end this Valentine’s edition of Pajiba Love (and I am SO sorry) with this supercut of everything that is wrong with Dirty Dancing.

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  • If they did cast Elba as Superman, between the pants-wetting glee and the nerd rage-induced apoplexy the Internet would end up having some sort of schizophrenic disassociative break.

  • MrMinion

    Idris Elba as Superman? I want to watch that only because I want to know how the producers would try to pass him off as milquetoast reporter Clark Kent.
    I reckon they would at least have to develop an entire new generation of glasses with an hitherto unseen degree of dorkiness.

  • I think this demonstrates what he might look like as Kent...

    http://i.imgur.com/WkfR2.gif

  • MrMinion

    Nope. Still too panty-droppingly alluring to be Kent.

  • BlackRabbit

    He could be Luke Cage.

  • emmalita

    I appreciate it every time you post this gif.

  • e jerry powell

    My best Valentine's date was actually on a February 13th, and my second-best was on a February 15th, so...

  • Heigl is a mouthy dame for sure, but was she so difficult, nay, impossible to work with BEFORE she went up against the famously bitchy Apatow machine? Since then it's all been downhill for the 'crazy bitch'.

  • mairimba

    There is NOTHING wrong with Dirty Dancing. Fool!

    (Fool is the guy that did the video. Not you.)

  • loo shag brolley

    Really the best part is the last two minutes, after the sin-tally is over.

  • loo shag brolley

    Hey Cali, consider it payback for stealing the Dodgers.

  • Amy Mace

    Chrissy Teigen gets so much vitriolic hate on the internet. (Don't ever read the comments on a Chrissy Teigen Daily Mail post!) As someone who likes her a lot just based on her blog, Instagram profile, and cooking show, it makes me sad.

  • lowercase_ryan

    That Shia video...made me very uncomfortable. Which I hesitate to admit because I could see him taking that admission as a sign that his "art" has succeeded in some way.

    maybe it has...WHO THE HELL KNOWS!

  • meadowdancer

    He just sucks. At least own up that you plagiarized and quit acting all put upon.

  • Bananapanda

    Isn't he plagiarizing Marina Abramovich (the artist is in)?

  • meadowdancer

    "JUST BANG ALREADY" I am laughing so hard at work right now.

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