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Someone On The Internet Dares Question The Validity Of Ryan Gosling's Abs

By Joanna Robinson | Pajiba Love | December 26, 2012 | Comments ()


I don't know what you got for Chrismafestivus this year, (a leg lamp? a Red Ryder BB gun?) but I know it couldn't possibly top this kid's incredible spaceship bed. (Nerd Approved)

Though they weren't released in time to stuff your stocking, I'm hoping by next year we'll all be messing about with out very own "Breaking Bad" action figures. (WG)

The chicks at Celebitchy are questioning whether the Baby Goose had an ab body double for The Place Beyond The Pines. That's a crazy, stupid suggestion. Here, look for yourself. It's science!! (Buzzfeed)

Someone has mashed up Edward Gorey's Gashlycrumb Tinies with "Doctor Who." Someone has been reading my diary again. (Eat Toast)

Why did no one tell me that Ben Foster and Robin Wright Penn have been dating for a year? A YEAR. (Celebitchy)

I'm sorry to make you feel terrible about your gingerbread creations, but someone made a gingerbread "Downton Abbey." Excuse me while I attempt to bake a Dowagerbread Countess. (Neatorama)

This McSweeney's "Answers To Rhetorical Questions Posed By Movie Titles" killed me. (McSweeney's)

Buzzfeed had a list of 90s celebrities who resurfaced in 2012. (BF)

Including, of course, their king:

Unless I'm completely oblivious and this is some sort of elaborate Christmas prank, Christopher Lee has released a Christmas Heavy Metal album. Yeah, Sir Christopher Lee. As in Saruman. (Radio Times)

Speaking of elder statesman of the acting world, both Jack Klugman and Charles Durning passed away on Monday. A memorial O Brother Where Art Thou viewing may be in order. (WG)

A double dose of Christmas cheer to round out the Pajiba holiday Love today. For those of you who had a sh*tty day, this is for you.

And for those of you who can't get enough, here's Wallace and Gromit et. al. to help you extend your Holiday buzz.

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Comments Are Welcome, Bigots and Trolls Are Not

  • Jezzer

    Who knew that the Beek could win my heart in 2012?

  • denesteak

    I question it too. The only way I can verify if Baby Goose's abs are real is if I touch them myself. And rub my cheek against them.

    I humbly submit my request in the name of science.

  • Drake

    I really think that I would need to lick them repeatedly to make sure.

  • Mitchell Hundred

    Ebeneezer Scrooge has been played by Patrick Stewart AND Kelsey Grammer? Why did nobody tell me this?!


  • John W

    Klugman was THE Oscar Madison.


  • Idle Primate

    walter matthau might have something to say about that.

  • lonolove

    Christopher Lee's Christmas Album is magical. In particular, his PA-RUM-PUM-PUM-PUMs from "The Little Drummer Boy" lend a certain ne sais quois. In any case, it is not to be missed.

  • Any clue why Firefox and Google have been telling me that Pajiba is a malware attack site for the last month?

  • Pat

    I'm getting that too with my Firefox, but my Chrome seems to be okay.

  • The Replicant Brooke

    I don't know, but I got it for a day or two for whatever reason. And then it stopped.

  • foaly

    probably an ad that had some dodgy javascript embedded...

  • There'll Be Pancakes

    Dawson got awesome

  • BobbFrapples

    Whoa. Lark Voorhies' face looks wrong. What happened?
    Also, was I the only teen in the 90's who disliked Boy Meets World?

  • c

    No, and it has aged HORRIBLY.

    Wait, strike that, it has aged PUKETASTICALLY AWFULLY.

    The acting is beyond shitty, Topanga NEVER shows her boobs, not even a HINT of cleavage, the acting is horrible, every episode has that "And now it's a VERY SPECIAL EPISODE OF..." vibe to it, just like Home Improvement where Tim always had to go talk to Wilson to get out of the screwup he was in. Wilson was the "MAGIC NEGRO' of Home Improvement, except instead of being a MAGIC NEGRO he was the "BEARDED FATASS WHO HIDES HIS FACE EVERY GODDAMN EPISODE."

    But back to World. It's on ABC Family in the mornings and blech, just awful.

  • jmd

    The Tinies are wonderful!

  • lowercase_ryan

    I don't know, that kid's bed doesn't even simulate a zero-gravity environment. Seems half-assed to me.

    I see my aunt and I should have tried for gingerbread Downton instead of the Gingerbread Mustang Ranch.

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