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It's kind of amazing how Cruise is wearing sunglasses and the dude still has the crazy eyes. See what a great work ethic and membership in a cult that reduces you to an emotion-simulating automaton can do for you?

And, wow, Dustin Rowles, that's some lofty company you're keeping in that list! Right behind Neil deGrasse Tyson and ahead of Idris Elba, with Neil Gaiman way down the list. Impressive.

I was wondering why Europe was so small. Then I realized I'm actually a talking horse.

Poor Latvia and Lithuania. Apparently they didn't have enough dicks to qualify.

Does the name now need to be changed from the Irish curse to the Romanian curse?

I always suspected that if American men ever realized that something 4 inches long would now be 10 centimeters, the US would have converted to the metric system long ago.

Scientology has its own religious cruise ship.

No wonder they don't believe in heaven. They have it right here on earth.

Sorry...how this... Anyone notice that Hungery is well hung?

Never sexy.

Is it wrong that I really wanted to see a smexy photo of Dustin too? Is it?

What, no Carlton the Doorman from Rhoda! Travesty. Unseen and unremembered...RIP big fella.

had an EXTREME moment of inadequacy there, until I remembered that Europe uses that silly metric system.

Yep. 16.51 cm = 6.5 inches. So about normal.

Poor Russians and Portuguese are working with a full inch less. I'm sure Cristiano Ronaldo's ladies don't mind though.

And speaking of size...Tom Cruise. Without getting into his belief system (and inciting the "Well every belief system is bullshit" crowd), I think his problem was that he couldn't manage the transition from sex star to elder stateman.

Look at people like Robert Redford and Paul Newman. As they aged, they involved themselves in causes and became activists -- Redford with his Sundance Foundation and Newman with the Hole in the Wall Gang. You can see it also with George Clooney and his campaigning for Darfur or Brad Pitt and his Make it Right! Foundation. It's part of a leading man's maturity to not just be a playboy, but a philanthropist.

It seems like Cruise tried to make Scientology his cause and, well, it backfired on him for various reasons.

I am so bored at work. I have read all of the articles and clicked all of the links. I have performed my daily ritual of both cursing, and grudgingly admitting the validity of, the blocks that prevent me from seeing YouTube from the comfort of my desk. I have work things to do. Boring things. Are you bored at work? Are you, perhaps, bored in another milieu? Did I spell and use milieu correctly? I'm too bored to care. This is boring. Bored people are boring. I'm boring. Not like Mad Men where they wallow in ennui and pretentious metaphysical malaise, this is regular boredom. Plain boredom. Homespun boredom. I’m bored verging on being angry at how bored I am. I do not want to do my boring work and thus increase my boredom. Maybe if it involved boring into someone’s skull, I wouldn’t be so bored. After a while, after you clean up the mess, I bet even that gets boring. Perhaps it’s cleaning up the mess that makes it boring. I'll go do my boring work things. Boring like in bored or boredom, not boring like that skull thing I mentioned before.

Mrs. Julien is starting to lose it.

...speaking of boring...

Most boring movie titles ever.

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Start drinking? Good one!hahahhahahaha

Not sure which bores me more: this article and the attached posts or Tom Cruise.

Fuck. Tom Cruise wins. He always does. He is Mr. Most Boring.

I used to say that I am half-Romanian. I will now change that to "approximately 125% Romanian."

Well, it would seem that either A) the so called "Irish Curse' has some merit, or B) the men of Erin are some of the most honest men in all of Europe. I'd say the Russians are on par with them, but it's so damn cold there, I have no doubt many of them will fall back on the whole "shrinkage" factor.

Psst! Hey! France. Yeah you. C'mere. Really fellahs, you got quite a few things going for you already. There's really no sense exaggerating the height of your Eiffel Tower. I mean if she's already snacking on your escargot, and tolerates the pungent struggle between your three-day old man sweat and that cloud of gigolo musk you call cologne, believe you me she's really not gonna care if the trip to the Observation Deck is a few extra flights or not. You already have a positive reputation, just ride it for what it is. If she's happy shooting the Parisian rapids, don't try to sneak in that they're really waterfalls. It won't help your game. Nobody like a bullshit artist. I cannot tell you if size ultimately matters or not, but I'm fairly confident honesty does. Besides, it's my understanding self-confidence does more than boost the ego if you catch my drift.

I hear Tom paid a visit to or plans to visit the Taj Mahal. As I understand it, Tom and the Taj make two things that are much smaller than most people think they are.

Never mind measurements, let's answer the important questions: does one measure from the 'top' of the base (the part you see looking down), or from the tip down to the testicles? Because one is longer than the other.

Not that it matters, but I have a friend who worries about my penis size. I mean his.

I had an EXTREME moment of inadequacy there, until I remembered that Europe uses that silly metric system
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