Skinny Dipping Jessica Paré is the Best 'Mad Men' Conspiracy Theory

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Skinny Dipping Jessica Paré is the Best 'Mad Men' Conspiracy Theory

By Cindy Davis | Pajiba Love | March 26, 2014 | Comments ()


Oopsie! Maybe a tad insensitive ad placement, but true, nonetheless. (via Blame It on the Voices)


Captain America aka Chris Evans says he’ll quit acting after his Marvel commitment (six films) is done. Probably. Maybe. Oh and Scarlett Johansson is up for a Black Widow spinoff, just in case anyone’s interested. (The Mary Sue)

Oh, I think I have the answer to several of Dustin’s 9 Open Questions We Have Going into the Walking Dead season finale, but since they’re comic-related, I’ll just shove a paper towel in my mouth and scream. (Warming Glow)

There are a lot of people out snapping photos and filming Doctor Who Series 8. Here are some shots of Peter Capaldi’s Twelve in different clothes, and encountering some creepazoid. (Nerd Approved)

Our own Rob Payne offers up his 11 Predictions for Mad Men’s seventh season, and they’re brilliant. Salvatore finally returns…yes, please! (The Of War Journal)

Hannibal Buress is my second favorite Hannibal…to be fair, he’s much funnier than the first. So how come he never made it on air at SNL? (Uproxx)

Adore Justin Orr’s take on Kill Bill. (Unreality)

Girls’ Shosh is my favorite (especially since that drunken speech), and Zosia Mamet is as adorable as her onscreen person in this “wacky” patterned dress. (Go Fug Yourself)

Who are TV’s best Girls Next Door? Joey Potter? Sure. But there are better. (WG)

I’m not sure how Oprah thought she could fix Lindsay by giving her a reality show, but Lohan’s predictably off the rails again, so Oprah gave her a good cussing. I’m sure that’s better than professional help. (Celebitchy)

The bizarre world of chicken beauty pageants is indeed bizarre. Gorgeous photos. (This Colossal)

There’s plenty of Jessica Pare on display in the photoshoot for this month’s Esquire ahead of the Mad Men’s final season. (Esquire)

I guess that 90s revival is in full swing; The Backstreet Boys and Spice Girls might be going on tour together. But if you aren’t painting something, please don’t wear overalls. (Dlisted)

Pat Tillman “…possessed an incredible will to succeed and an equally sharp intellect. He was far more than a football player or a Soldier.” Learn more about Tillman in thewheelbarrow’s review of Tillman’s biography by John Krakauer. (Cannonball Read 6)

Louis C.K. finally lets out his real accent in his SNL promos. (via Vulture)

Cindy Davis, (Twitter) went back to bed.

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Comments Are Welcome, Bigots and Trolls Are Not

  • Wait, people actually complain about Jessica Pare's TEETH? Why? What for? Do they not see and hear and smell THE ENTIRE REST OF HER? Who is so goddamn pedantic enough to whine about her teeth? HER TEETH, FER CRISSAKES!

    This is why we can't have nice things.

  • John W

    Yeah I'm quitting acting too.

  • BWeaves

    The sonic screwdriver is starting to approach vibrator levels of size. Didn't it used to be pen sized?

  • Thanks for the shout out, Cindy!

  • zeke_the_pig

    That All Men Must Die billboard would look really great next to the funeral home near where I work; the one that has a slightly strange emphasis in its slogan: 'Rest Easy Funeral Homes: The Caring Funeral People.' Because I guess most other funeral homes in East London are content with grabbing granddad's corpse by the socks and lobbing him over the fence while whistling 'Wonderwall'.

  • Fabius_Maximus

    Oh yeah, I know of those. Their signs usually say "Discount Coffins".

    At least they're not second hand.

  • denesteak

    I wish I could upvote this twice, one for the copy-editing observation, and the second time for that image you just put in my head which made me laugh out loud. If that makes me a bad person, I don't wanna be good.

  • Berry

    Why is Matt Saracen so freaking adorable? (A question brought to mind by the girls next door article.) Julie too. At least they are now, during the first season, which I'm currently watching. If either or both of them become asshole later on in the series, or anything bad at all happens to them, please don't tell me, 'cause I don't want to know yet. My body is not ready!

  • Kala

    I love those sassy chickens. I want these chickens in my life.

  • e jerry powell

    I want those chickens in my pot. With some wine. Or some rice.

  • Kala


  • e jerry powell

    ...or in a nice saag.

  • BWeaves

    I love the title of the book, too: COCKS: The Chicken Book.

    Although the headless chicken look is freaky.

  • Kala

    The only way to improve that would have it titled, "COCKS: HA, MADE YOU LOOK."

  • Sara_Tonin00

    I am so relieved no tiaras are involved in the chicken beauty pageants.

  • Al Borland's Beard

    I would watch that TLC show, especially if it had a lot of good reaction shots.

  • L.O.V.E.

    Yah, but I hear the Judges are a bunch of cocks.

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