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She Will Take What is Hers With Fire and Lingerie

By Jasmine Markes | Pajiba Love | February 14, 2013 | Comments ()


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Though it won't stop NBC from moving the show to the dreaded Friday night time slot (WG), Maxim has crowned "Happy Endings'" Elisha Cuthbert the most beautiful woman in television this year. But, a certain Targaryen princess might be trying to make a claim of her own over at (GQ)

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She looks almost as soft as the "Game of Thrones" plushies, all of which I WANT. (MS)

Now if "Friday Night Lights" were still on the air (What's a "Nashville"?), I'd be tempted to go with Connie Britton and her perfect hair no matter how other people feel about her age. (NYT)

Steve Martin welcomed his first child into the world yesterday. There isn't much information, as Steve is very private about personal matters. But, I assume, the baby was born a poor black child just like dad. (Celebitchy)

These "newborn portraits" that a photographer took of her newly adopted teenage son are sweet, funny, and a great reminder that older children need adopting, too. (Today)

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These Puritan are doing a better job than these "Arrested Development" cards are to remind you that even though it's Valentine's Day, NO TOUCHING!

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If you're already wondering what title they're going to burst a blood vessel trying to come up with for the next Die Hard film, this Die Hard Sequel Title generator is here to save the day. I'm partial to Can't Die Hardly Wait. (Vulture)

Here's a bunch of heart shaped foods to cook up today. They left out heart shaped lox, though. (Mental Floss)

Pixar's The Blue Umbrella has it's first poster and it's just as cute as all the clips we've seen. (Bleeding Cool)

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Harlem Shake videos have been everywhere the last few days. These are some of the best if you're curious (Geekosystem). And here's why what you think is the Harlem Shake is not really the Harlem Shake. (Deadspin)

Questlove, drummer for The Roots and amazing DJ, has 24 hours of slow jams for all you Pajiba lovers. (A.V. Club) Also, you might want to check out this handy infographic of things you may and may not want to say while you're slowly jamming. (BioTV)

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You can watch all of the animated shorts nominated for Oscars at (Slate) including this beaty that has definitely locked up the dog lover vote. (Rated M.A.N. for Mild Animated Nudity)

But, just a tip, this supercut is top to perfectly sculpted bottom full frontal, live action male nudity. You're welcome. (HuffPo)

Last but not least, a great pair of covers. Maya Rudolph and Paul F. Thompkins doing "Home" by Edward Sharp and the Magnetic Zeros and Beck covering Bowie's "Sound and Vision" with a 160-piece ensemble.









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  • Sabrini.pl

    What's a beautifull girl...

  • MrFrye

    "President Warren Die Harding" FTW.

  • That short was unbelievably beautiful.

  • Arran

    ABC. Happy Endings is on ABC.

    Which is a shame, because NBC would probably be happy with the numbers it gets.

  • toblerone

    Somehow that pic of Emilia Clarke reminds me of this one:

    http://24.media.tumblr.com/tum...

  • Blake

    Elisha Cuthbert? I'm happy a Canadian won "most beautiful woman in television this year." but Cobie Smulders kick's her ass in every.

  • becks

    Sorry Blake. As with all titles given to women based on things as objective as looks, Maxim has done extensive scientific research that supports their claim. The numbers don't lie.

  • Blake

    Dumb scientists...

  • Optimus Rhyme

    I just read "Guy Fieri Gets Steamed" on the cover of that magazine and the mental image killed every boner I've ever had and ever will have.

  • Bert_McGurt

    I'm mostly disappointed that the words "in Cleveland" don't appear at the end of that sentence. Still boner-killing, but with a smack of schaedenfreude to it.

  • RilesSD

    It's gotta be Connie Britton and Joelle Carter tied for best hair on TV.

  • becks

    You're not looking at hair, you just love sultry Southern accents. I'm onto you. Good choices nonetheless.

    I've just started watching New Girl (thank you for talking about it so much Pajiba!) and I think Zooey Deschanel's name needs to be thrown in if this is a competition for great hair. If we're talking about who has hair most accurate to their character then I think Katey Sagal's hair in SOA should win awards. That hair looks like it's seen some shit.

  • dizzylucy

    And the more messed up her life is, the more the blond streaks seem to multiply.

    Connie still reigns supreme, but Joelle is a close 2nd.

  • dizzylucy

    Love the Puritan and AD Valentines. Especially the Lucille Bluth winking one.

    The "newborn portrait" is really quite beautiful. Sounds like a great family.

  • Robert

    The Harlem Shake meme kills me because it's not the real dance. There's no barrier of entry to the Harlem Shake beyond the ability to move your arms and shoulders. Honestly. No tricks. Lil Bow Wow and Lil Romeo could do it when they released their first singles and they were young children.

  • lowercase_ryan

    omg the dog short...I almost had to kill you. Seriously, almost. You don't know how close you came.

  • Miss Laaw-yuhr

    "... just a tip, this supercut is top to perfectly sculpted bottom full frontal, live action male nudity"

    Are you sure you didn't mean "just the tip"?

  • jM

    I know what I did there. ;)

  • BendinIntheWind

    I've watched that Beck video about seventeen times since Monday. It is my everything.

  • mats19

    Seriously I just shared it with everyone I know because it was sooooo goooddd. I don't even know if I would be able to process how amazing it probably was live.

  • Mitchell Hundred

    Seems like kind of a good thing that they left out heart-shaped lox. Salmon tastes awful.

  • Bert_McGurt

    Isn't that the latest single from the Semitic Nirvana cover band, "In Jew-tero"?

  • Mitchell Hundred
  • Bert_McGurt

    Nirvana's album "In Utero" featured a rather popular track called "Heart-Shaped Box".

  • Mitchell Hundred

    Ah, thank you.

  • Mrs. Julien

    Ouch.

  • JoannaRobinson

    There's no love better than a jM PLove.

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