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Shailene Woodley, The Rich White Wood Nymph Who Doesn't Understand Feminism, Is MTV's Favorite 'Trailblazer'

By Vivian Kane | Pajiba Love | March 23, 2015 | Comments ()

By Vivian Kane | Pajiba Love | March 23, 2015 |


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If you didn’t have enough burning Walking Dead questions flitting around your brainspace, Dustin’s got a bunch more to add to the heap. (Uproxx)

Explore the mystery of Christian Bale’s crazy new muscles. (Celebitchy)

Lindsay Lohan lives her entire life as if she’s perpetually en route to a Studio 54- themed costume party, doesn’t she? (Go Fug Yourself)

Sorry to crush all of your beautiful illusions, you sparkling naive mermaids, you, but it turns out that Mars One project is a scam based on buying merchandise and arbitrary points systems. Shocking, I know. (IFLS)

Now to un-crush all of your hearts, Vin Diesel paid tribute to Paul Walker in the naming of his daughter. (DListed)

Shailene Woodley will be getting the MTV Movie Awards’ “Trailblazer” award. Because who’s more of a trailblazer than a mega-rich 23-year-old white chick who doesn’t understand what feminism means? (Lainey)

Mila Kunis admitted that she and Ashton Kutcher maybe kinda definitely did actually get married at some point. JACKIE + KELSO 4EVER. (Daily Mail)

Ted Cruz is having a bit of a domain name problem. So make sure you visit his actual official website: TedCruzForAmerica.com! (DailyDot)

This came out last week, but in case you missed it (as I did), the House Judiciary Committee tried to push border security bills using GIFs (all of which were of white people, BTW) because apparently our government thinks we’re all a bunch of brain-dead suckers who can only communicate through Pitch Perfect images. I mean, I wish they were MORE wrong, but it’s still insulting. (JudiciaryHouse.gov)

When I first read the description of the video game Social Justice Warriors (in which our hero fights hordes of internet troll commenters), I thought it sounded like the dumbest and most depressing idea ever, because why would I want to play a game that is just a recreation of the rest of my life? But then the words “Social Justice Paladin” popped up and I’m pretty sure I was very, very wrong. (Dangerous Minds)

Pretty Woman turns 25 today (Happy Birthday, Pretty Woman!). Let’s celebrate with a tribute to the best thing about that movie. No, not the weird fairytale take on sex work. I’m talking about that laugh. (Film Experience)

Congratulations to Cannonballer Bonnie who just successfully defended her dissertation and is now a Time Lord Doctor. Read her 41st review this year (Remainder by Tom McCarthy), and see just what blips occurred right after her defense. (Cannonball Read 7)


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