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Sean Penn Was Just Kidding With His First Two Marriages, Says Charlize Theron Will Be His First Wife

By Vivian Kane | Pajiba Love | January 29, 2015 | Comments ()

By Vivian Kane | Pajiba Love | January 29, 2015 |


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Dustin has some truly disturbing statistics on Americans’ television consumption. Your TV really is trying to kill you. And succeeding. (Uproxx)

This is horrible. One person was killed and two others injured while prepping a location for Martin Scorsese’s next movie. (LAist)

Joss Whedon is tired of that Hollywood phenomenon known as “stupid people” with their “old-fashioned quiet misogyny.” (Mary Sue)

Cate Blanchett is channeling some major Depressed Emily Gilmore vibes, when you just can’t be bothered to do anything but drink and smoke and lounge in silk dressing gowns. (GFY)
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Sean Penn (who has previously been married to both Madonna and Claire Underwood) has said that if he marries Charlize Theron, he’d consider it his first marriage. Because that’s totally how these things work. He’s a born-again bachelor. Praise be. (DListed)

Mariah Carey has said in interviews that she has fired nannies for being too loving with her kids (lol isn’t neglect just adorable?), and surprise! One of her former nannies is suing her for that very thing. (Celebitchy)

80-year-old Florence Henderson has a Friend With Benefits. Of course she does. Mrs. Brady can get it. And as she puts it, “There is no age limit on the enjoyment of sex. It keeps getting better.” (HuffPo)

Have you cried yet today? Joanna will fix that. Here are 16 times Parenthood made you ugly cry. (Vanity Fair)

Here’s a great scientific look at that ever-persistent question: How do vaccines cause autism? (HDVCA)

Do you keep forgetting which studios own which Marvel characters? Here’s a handy infographic. Aww, poor lonely Man-Thing. (Unreality)

As we prepare to loathe David Tennant as the Purple Man in the new Jessica Jones series, here’s a look at other Doctor Who actors who have made the jump to Marvel. Usually as less despicable characters. Usually. (Phactual)

For whatever reason, Cannonballer Sophia was incredibly moved and impressed by everything regarding the life of Into the Wild’s Chris McCandless. So she picked up The Wild Truth, by his sister, Carine, who reveals the truth about their violent and dysfunctional upbringing. "At the very least, this book fights against the secrecy and shame that surrounds abusive households." (Cannonball Read 7)


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