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Scarlett Johansson's Pregnancy Cleavage? Marvel: 1; DC: 0

By Agent Bedhead | Pajiba Love | March 17, 2014 | Comments ()


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Happy Saint Patrick’s Day, Pajibans. Do you have any big plans for the evening? These factoids will get you primed for corned beef, hash, and green beer. (MF)

Amanda Seyfried “unknowingly” carried a Swiss Army knife onto an airplane, and TSA did not discover it in her carry-on bag. I should feel outraged at all the pomp and circumstance we go through at airports for absolutely no guarantee of safety. Instead, I regret not being the proud owner of a Swiss Army knife. (DListed)

Hey Guys! Walt from Lost grew up, and he looks gooooood. (WG)

Here’s a picture of Miley Cyrus, rolling a joint, like she do. (Vulture)

Do you remember that retired cop who shot a fellow theatergoer for texting inside a movie theater? New court documents reveal that the shooter was also texting during the movie. Nice manners, babe. (Uproxx)

Marvel’s still aiming to take over the universe with sequels, tv show news & so much more. Needs more Cap ass. (Slashfilm)

DC also has a bunch of superhero-themed tv shows coming your way too. Have we reached the saturation point yet? (Unreality)

Zooey Deschanel and Prince have recorded a duet together. The song is worse than you could possibly imagine. (JJ)

To no one’s surprise at all, the newly released Cookie Dough Oreos do not contain uncooked cookie dough at all. Apple Jacks also do not contain apples. (Kotaku)

My favorite mess, Paz de la Huerta, is back with fuggy apolomb. (GFY)

Hey, dog owners. This is exactly what your precious babies do when you’re not watching. Suckers. (RSW)

I encourage you to ignore Scarlett’s abdominal tassles on this terrible dress and simply gaze upon her pregnancy cleavage instead. Thanks to the rack, I don’t think anyone cared that Chris Evans was even at the Captain America: The Winter Soldier premiere. (Lainey)

Oh, did you want to see the dudes at The Winter Soldier premiere too? Sebastian Stan and Anthony Mackie are looking fiiiine. (Celebitchy)

The top women-led films kicked the asses of the top male-led films in 2013. Thanks to Katniss Everdeen. (TMS)

You have to appreciate a mystery where the female detective thinks of herself as "a wee fat woman crammed into a Marks and Spencer suit." Jenny S recommends A Darker Domain by Val McDermid whose books spawned the British crime drama series Wire in the Blood. (Cannonball Read 6)

Let’s do some more superhero overkill, shall we? Here’s a new featurette for The Falcon’s turn in Captain America: The Winter Soldier:

Bedhead lives in Tulsa. She can be found at Celebitchy.com.




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Comments Are Welcome, Bigots and Trolls Are Not


  • Alicia

    Actually, my dog prefers the Lazyboy armchair.

  • Fabius_Maximus

    I could kill for a breakfast roll.

  • lowercase_ryan

    as far as messes go Bai Ling > Paz

  • dorquemada

    Reminds me, I need to tune up my Evinrude...

  • Three_nineteen

    I flew from Chicago to New York and back a couple of months ago, not realizing (or "realizing", I guess?) that I had a corkscrew in my purse. Got through OHare security but not LaGuardia (they found it, saw the look of surprise on my face, and let me board the plane. It helps that I'm a middle-aged white woman). Lesson being, if you're trying to get something through airport security board at OHare.

  • Sara_Tonin00

    Oooh, it was Chicago I went through with my boxcutter, though can't remember if it was Midway or O'Hare.

  • cruzzercruz

    Oh. My. Boobs.

  • bastich

    I admire how you always seem to be giving your breast effort with your comments.

  • NateMan

    Is Curtis Reeves wearing a green dress in that courtroom photo? If he's a crossdresser it'll certainly add a little more Florida to the case's already deeply Floridian nature.

  • Sara_Tonin00

    Pfft. I carried an honest to goodness heavy duty box cutter onto a plane about a year after 9/11 and it passed undetected. (Was coming back from a tradeshow. I had a mini-mental freakout when I unpacked my bag that night and saw it in there.)

    Sidebar: Lovelace did commemorative Swiss Army knives? What was the logic behind that swag?

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