Scarlett Johansson Named 'Sexiest Woman Alive' By Esquire: Good Call?
Jenna Elfman is set to rub her Scientology scent all over The Mindy Project. Thankfully, she’s only a guest star who will “sexually dominate” the Danny character. (Vulture)
Here’s a look at the ratings for all the new network series so far, if you’re curious about which shows look like hits — and will be around awhile — and which shows look like disasters, and will be cancelled by Christmas. (WG)
What do your Facebook updates say about your age? I’ll have you know that I’ll never expose any of you to a “please repost” or “copy/paste” status update. (Mental Floss)
I’d drink the shit out of these Pokemon cocktails. Don’t lie, you would too. (Unreality)
Denise Richards went to the pumpkin patch with Charlie Sheen. Oh girl. (DListed)
Has Buzzfeed been taking the piss all along? You decide. (Buzzfeed)
If you like Gravity, you’ll love these follow-up documentaries. (Film School Rejects)
Idris Elba wants us all to believe that he never gets any fly tail. Dude. (Celebitchy)
Sandy Bullock isn’t interested in doing The Heat 2. I can understand why since she’s had a terrible experience with sequels thus far. (Slashfilm)
Jenna Dewan once made Channing Tatum chase down Prince William and Duchess Kate for a candid photo. (Film Drunk)
Meanwhile, the hot English Prince, Harry, is tapped to marry Cressida Bonas next year. (People)
Scarlett Johansson has returned to the cover of Esquire’s Sexiest Woman Alive issue. I’m pretty sure she only agreed to this for the sake of Don Jon promotion. (Esquire)
Huma Abedin has refocused upon her advising gig with Hillary Clinton, who has advised her to dump the Weiner. (Page Six)
Rita Ora demonstrates how a little bit of strategic plaid goes a long way … and a lot kills the effect entirely. (Go Fug Yourself)
Some guy got away with looting Redbox kiosks for two years. What the hell? The rentals are only $1 apiece. People will steal anything. (Kotaku)
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