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Scarlett Johansson Named 'Sexiest Woman Alive' By Esquire: Good Call?

By Agent Bedhead | Pajiba Love | October 7, 2013 | Comments ()


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Jenna Elfman is set to rub her Scientology scent all over The Mindy Project. Thankfully, she’s only a guest star who will “sexually dominate” the Danny character. (Vulture)

Here’s a look at the ratings for all the new network series so far, if you’re curious about which shows look like hits — and will be around awhile — and which shows look like disasters, and will be cancelled by Christmas. (WG)

What do your Facebook updates say about your age? I’ll have you know that I’ll never expose any of you to a “please repost” or “copy/paste” status update. (Mental Floss)

pokecocktailspl.jpgI’d drink the shit out of these Pokemon cocktails. Don’t lie, you would too. (Unreality)

Denise Richards went to the pumpkin patch with Charlie Sheen. Oh girl. (DListed)

Has Buzzfeed been taking the piss all along? You decide. (Buzzfeed)

If you like Gravity, you’ll love these follow-up documentaries. (Film School Rejects)

Idris Elba wants us all to believe that he never gets any fly tail. Dude. (Celebitchy)

Sandy Bullock isn’t interested in doing The Heat 2. I can understand why since she’s had a terrible experience with sequels thus far. (Slashfilm)

Jenna Dewan once made Channing Tatum chase down Prince William and Duchess Kate for a candid photo. (Film Drunk)

Meanwhile, the hot English Prince, Harry, is tapped to marry Cressida Bonas next year. (People)

Scarlett Johansson has returned to the cover of Esquire’s Sexiest Woman Alive issue. I’m pretty sure she only agreed to this for the sake of Don Jon promotion. (Esquire)

Huma Abedin has refocused upon her advising gig with Hillary Clinton, who has advised her to dump the Weiner. (Page Six)

Rita Ora demonstrates how a little bit of strategic plaid goes a long way … and a lot kills the effect entirely. (Go Fug Yourself)

Some guy got away with looting Redbox kiosks for two years. What the hell? The rentals are only $1 apiece. People will steal anything. (Kotaku)

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  • bastich

    I'm thinking that "Redbox corporate security" = "the guy who refills the machine and collects the money".

  • And air. Don't forget air. Plays a vital role. 'If you want these Cuba Gooding Jr. flicks, punk, you'll have to go through me!'

  • e jerry powell

    Oh, because clearly Anthony Weiner cannot be rehabilitated, publicly or privately, whereas Bill Clinton can be managed with an electric cattle prod.

  • e jerry powell

    LUCARIO. With extra blue curacao.

    Also, somebody needs to bring me more peanut sauce to go with these spring rolls.

  • **I AM** NotTheOne

    I would click on the link about "how I can't go on Buzzfeed anymore" but sadly I...yes...well you know.

  • **I AM** NotTheOne

    I am happy with anyone who hasn't twerked on MTV. Congrats Scarlett, you've earned it.

  • nosio

    Oh man. FYI - the caption for the link to the documentaries is accurate - visit that list *after* you've seen Gravity.
    (I just accidentally spoiled the movie for my s.o. AND myself. We haven't seen Gravity yet, but he loves documentaries on space, so I clicked on it and sent him the link while I was still reading through the list. And one of the entries tells you how Gravity ends. So uh, don't go there.)

  • "Huma Abedin has refocused upon her advising gig with Hillary Clinton, who has advised her to dump the Weiner." Which advice also provides an illustration of the classic phrase 'Do as I say, not as I do.'

  • Pants-are-a-must

    Idris Elba isn't wading his way through underwear? Lacy, lacy underwear? I believe that about as much as I believe that is John Boehner's real skin tone.

  • lowercase_ryan

    Phoenix REPRESENT!!

    Seriously, that's how we do :/

  • BWeaves

    Hillary "My husband was not having sex with that woman" Clinton wants Abedin to dump Weiner? Pot / Kettle?

    But, yeah, I agree, after the Carlos Danger crap, Abedin really should dump Weiner. The first texting scandal was bad enough, but after a second time, dump him.

  • Sara_Tonin00

    From the "how seriously he cheated on you" - Weiner does not come close to Bill's transgressions.

    From a calculating point of view, however, Weiner is not currently in office and is not likely to find political success in the near future, as opposed to the President of the United States of America, and a politically ambitious wife who does not wish to lose her official platform.

    But it's the Post. So...I don't even bother to read anything they would report on Hillary anyway.

  • BWeaves

    Clinton got impeached, but didn't loose his job, and he already had the top job. Weiner is now unemployable, and only had the bottom level job. We have such short memories now-a-days, but Weiner's going to have to do a lot of community service before he builds his reputation back. And probably should change his name to Abedin.

  • Sara_Tonin00

    BILL Clinton had the top job. And I think Hillary standing by him partially gave him the strength/encouragement not to resign. If she left him, or if he left his job, she would've lost her standing too. Instead, she was able to take that standing and the popularity he still had (somewhat because he did not resign in the face of Republican Party hostility) and carve out a political career of her own.

    Whereas Weiner has very, very little to contribute to a career of Huma Abedin's. He is now the lesser of the couple.

    So while I think it's cynical, IF Hillary encouraged Huma to leave her husband, it would make sense to me from a career point of view.

  • BWeaves

    Agreed.

  • I cannot get on the ScarJo bus. We like who we like, and I find her cold, the opposite of the fire below the surface.

  • Fabius_Maximus

    Idris Elba probably doesn't get any because he isn't interested in shagging groupies.

  • emmalita

    Too smart for that.

  • clatie

    Dear Scarlett,

    Close your mouth.

    Love,

    C

  • Sara_Tonin00

    Jenna Elfman is set to rub her Scientology scent all over The Mindy Project.

    Ouch. That seems harsh.

    Btw, what does it say that Rita Ora's grill gets less attention than the plaid (which I actually like. I think it helps that it's a standard red and not something neon)?

  • Xander

    Scarlett seems like a really great person and she has a very nice body but facewise...I don't know. There is just something not very alluring to me about her face

  • The Kilted Yaksman

    She's a dead-eyed block of wood.

  • Mrs. Julien

    Is Harry the "hot prince"? All the Windsor men have about a 5 year hotness window and then go full Charles/Edward/Phillip/Andrew... you get the idea. William peaked really early. Harry's coasting on impishness at this point.

  • VonnegutSlut

    You took the words right out of my mouth.

    It's as if, many moons ago, the men of the House of Windsor made a blood compact with some otherworldly force to win them that precious half a decade.

    Harry's coasted for so long beyond that window that I'm not entirely sure there isn't an increasingly bald portrait of him somewhere in the attic of Buckingham Palace.

  • bastich

    Of course, their reptilian bloodline obviously gives them all sorts of advantages....

    Wait...this isn't the David Icke fan site...never mind, you heard nothing.

  • Drake

    Perhaps his questionable parentage plays a role?

  • calliope1975

    Scarlett's my #1 so good call, Esquire.

    Re: The Mindy Project - I really like it, but I think I might like it more without so many guest stars.

  • theotherone

    RE: Scarlett - Sadly though she's off the market again.

  • Qualtinger

    I´m sure you would have had a real good shot at her while she was "on the market".

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