Say It Isn't So! Tom Cruise Wooing Laura Prepon as Possible Wife Number Four

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Say It Isn't So! Tom Cruise Wooing Laura Prepon as Possible Wife Number Four

By Cindy Davis | Pajiba Love | November 27, 2013 | Comments ()


Happy almost Thanksgiving everyone! Today’s pre-feast preparation day, which at my house means pies and veggies. And on Thursday, while the bird’s in the oven, what better way to kick off the holiday season than watching The Best Double Feature of All Time—back to back? Here’s a little warm-up to whet your appetite:

And just how much would that PTA trip cost today? Uh, I don’t think Dell has enough curtain rings. (Film School Rejects)

I used to like watching Food Network while I cooked, but all the interesting people left and so did I (If you’re not watching Bourdain’s Parts Unknown, you’re missing out.). How Food Network Created and Lost Foodies is spot on. (Vulture)

Speaking of food, are you kidding me with this—8 Foods You’ve Been Eating All Wrong? And so I shall continue, because I’m taking none of these suggestions. You hear me? Pancakes and syrup belong together like…well, PANCAKES AND SYRUP! (Mental Floss)

Wondering what to watch while the networks make all your shows take this outdated two-week break? Dustin rounded up 9 Netflix Series You Can Watch in Their Entirety in Under 9 Hours. (Warming Glow)

And here’s a handy guide to all the Turkey Day marathons. (Underscoopfire)

Are you anxiously awaiting The Desolation of Smaug? Maybe The Hobbit getting the Mean Girls Treatment will hold you over. “Legolas—he’s totally rich because his dad is the king of Mirkwood.” (via The Mary Sue)

The Fug Girls try to discuss Naomie Harris’ dress…and just like everyone, they’re distracted by Idris Elba. Idris Über Alles! (Go Fug Yourself)

If James McAvoy plays a bad, bad cop in the adaptation of Irvine Welsh’s Filth, color me dirty. What? Anyway, Magnolia Pictures just snagged the North American distribution rights; a spring release is expected. (Slashfilm)

Brad Pitt thinks Shia LeBeouf takes his acting too seriously…aw Brad, don’t go all grumpy old man on us already. (Celebitchy)

Speaking of grumpy, ever wonder how your UPS delivery guy stays so chipper through the holiday season? Why, he just books a little lunchtime visit with his local hooker happiness consultant, of course. (Uproxx)

Uh, At least she’s already Clear? Tom Cruise and Laura Prepon are reportedly on “cloud nine” after a few dates. Is that near the Galactic Confederacy? (Dlisted)

Do you do that thing where everyone around the Thanksgiving table talks about what they’re thankful for? It’s all corny and cute with the kids, but sometimes don’t you wonder what people are really thinking about? Could be a few of these Ten Things Nerds Are Secretly Thankful For. (Unreality)

And have you ever asked a kid what Thanksgiving is about? Here are a bunch of adorable twerpazoids breaking down the holiday. “So, there’s a guy called Calvin…and his friend Hobbes.” (via Buzzfeed)

Or, maybe you didn’t think that was so adorable…maybe you don’t even like kids? Maybe, you just want to kick a baby’s ass. Vice Cofounder Gavin McInnes shows you how. (via HuffPo)

Cindy Davis, (Twitter) wishes you and yours an ass-kicking Thanksgiving.

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Comments Are Welcome, Bigots and Trolls Are Not

  • aroorda

    Hey, Dustin, WATCH DEREK! Its been awhile since I've watched a series this able to flit between comedy and drama, without veering into melodrama. The last episode in particular, dealing with Derek's dad, made me bawl. I'm no manly man, but I'm also no lightweight. It takes "Angels in the Outfield" levels of emotion to make me cry.

  • Stephen Nein

    I admire a man who chases taller tail than he.

  • RobynRobotron

    I can't believe how many people have commented on the food article and missed the part where Cindy didn't actually read it. It never said that pancakes with syrup is wrong, just that you should poke a hole in them and pour your syrup into said hole. Personally, I always cut my pancakes into quarters before I pour.

  • e jerry powell

    Beating baby ass is good exercise.

    I used to think so highly of Laura Prepon. Maybe Danny Masterson rubbed his Scientology cooties all over her and that's how she caught it. Cruise denies that he's dating her, but I'm still disappointed by the whole thing.

    I vaguely remember a time before Food Network was all about the celebrity chefs, even. I loved to call Sara Moulton insulting names back in those days.
    Good times...

  • manting

    Tom Cruise I believe now has the record for most beards. He has had more beards than an all female freak show.

  • BlackRabbit

    Man's had so many beards he should join ZZ Top.

  • Ironically the only guy in ZZ Top without a beard is Frank Beard.

  • BlackRabbit

    Cruise could play the drums while jumping on a couch. Performance art!

  • e jerry powell

    Not quite ironic enough, somehow.

  • John G.

    Oh No! Is Laura Prepon a Scientologist?

  • Bert_McGurt

    Her AND the Masterson brothers (aka: Hyde from That 70's Show and Francis from Malcolm in the Middle). In fact I think they may have been the ones that brought her in.

  • Some Guy

    She and Hyde from the 70s show have been so for years, I believe.

  • bastich

    One of the Turkey Day marathons listed in the link is for Mystery Science Theater 3000!
    Info here:

    By the way, MST3K creator Joel Hodgson recently did a Reddit AMA:

    (Note: This is not a paid endorsement. I'm just a big ol' dork.)

  • manting

    There is an old SNL where Joel performs in between the sketches doing stand up. His dead pan makes Steven Wright look like Gallager

  • AvaLehra

    Love MST3000!

  • Al Borland's Beard

    If this courtship keeps going as planned, there could be some placenta at the table of next year's Cruise Thanksgiving.

  • Robert

    Sorry, the pancake advice is stupid. What you do is take the stack apart and layer the syrup so they're all equally sugar soaked bites of gooey heaven the whole meal long.

  • I don't understand anyone who just syrups the top. It's not like it's difficult to lift a pancake.

  • Mrs. Julien

    You are a scholar and a gentleman.

  • emmalita

    The irony of saying Idris Uber Alles is so delicious I plan on saying it often. Just another way to say fuck you to Hitler.

  • Fabius_Maximus

    It's only complete with the umlaut. ;)

  • emmalita

    I can't be bothered with umlauts! I've got veggies to kill and bread to make.

  • BlackRabbit

    Have an umlaut tattooed on yourself. Then you can just point to it whenever you want.

  • emmalita

    I just woke up thinking about all the useful things you could tattoo on your body, beyond the umlaut. You could tattoo on a list of things you say so often you're tired of saying them. "I can't hear you." "I don't know, where did you leave it?" And of course, "talk to the hand because the wrist is pissed." Or whatever.

  • BlackRabbit

    You'd just need "Talk to" done on your hand, of course.

  • lowercase_ryan

    the food list is bullshit. Efficiency is a concern when eating pancakes? If a friend ever said that to me I'd tell them to fuck right off.

    The ring around your PB&J is beyond stupid. just put a thin layer of PB on each slice of bread (keeps the jelly from soaking through). If you don't get PB and J in every bite you're doing it wrong. Also throw potato chips in that shit. Yum.

    The orange thing only works if you're sitting down. Try walking around with your orange rope and see what happens.

    Wrapping a tortilla around a hard-shell taco is something they do at Taco Bell. If you're that concerned just go with a soft taco to begin with. Dumbasses.

    The pistachio thing? If you get a tough one, bite it. If that doesn't work suck the salt off and spit it in the trash. You only have like 500 more because you know you bought the big bag.

    The cupcake thing totally works though.

    I think someone got fired from Buzzfeed and hired at Mental floss.

  • SorayaS

    The food list is bullshit because that is a damn mandarin not an orange! Are they the same thing in the US?

  • Salieri2

    They are NOT.

  • Arran

    If it had been a Buzzfeed list they would've called the advice "food hacks".

  • JJ

    And I am not going to peel my bananas like a damn dirty ape! Kirk Cameron taught us better than that.

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