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"Saturday Night Live" Hires America's Dullest Leading Man To Host. What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

By Joanna Robinson | Posted Under Pajiba Love | Comments (29)



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Yes, it’s true, “Dullest Leading Man” is a title I usually reserve for Sam Worthington. But he’s been mercifully absent from my radar of late, and, if I’m being honest, Worthington’s new project, Man On Ledge looks pretty great. Charming Potato, on the other hand, gets no love from me. He and Zooey Deschanel are slated to host “SNL” in February. (Vulture)

Much love, as always, to “Community” for their upcoming (at some point…some vague date from now) “Law & Order” spoof. Omar’s back, y’all. (Warming Glow)

I read a lot of the internet. I read a lot of the internet everyday. And there are still things I don’t understand. Like this “My Little Pony” fixation. Did you know it’s reached such a fever pitch that there’s a convention for “My Little Pony” enthusiasts? Oh and they’re called “Bronies.” But you probably already knew that depressing fact. (Uproxx)

Speaking of costumed convention-goers, how quaint are these images from a 1980s convention? Oh there’s still flesh aplenty, but it’s somehow sweet. ( LASFS)

Speaking of adorable I present to you, apropos of nothing, Jon Hamm walking his dog whilst wearing a newsboy cap. You’re welcome. (Tom & Lorenzo)

For all you depressed musical fans who are still kicking cans and wearing black over the news that Taylor Swift has been cast in Les Miserables, have I got some potentially okay news for you! Rob Marshall, who did a fine job with Chicago (shut up, he did), will be directing Stephen Sondheim’s fairytale musical “Into The Woods” for the big screen. It’s one of my favorite musicals and I suppose the timing is finally right what with the fairytale mania currently occupying film and television. All I have to say (nerd alert) is that Bernadette Peters is still young and hot enough to play the witch. Casting anyone else would be a crime. (/Film)

One of the few things the physical mail still has going for it (I do love receiving letters but am impossibly lazy about writing them) are postage stamps. The UK has released a set of Roald Dahl stamps that make me wish I had a letter to send…um in the UK. (The Guardian)

Speaking of mail, one of my favorite sites, “Letters Of Note,” has published this scathing letter from Raymond Chandler to Alfred Hitchcock after the famous novelist was fired from Strangers On A Train. (Letters Of Note)

For what it’s worth, I think this insufferable d-bag of a vegetarian tried really hard not to sound like an insufferable d-bag when complaining there was nothing to eat in his new hometown of Kansas City, MO. (NYT)

I love vegetarians, I sometimes am a vegetarian, but that article rubbed me the wrong way. Speaking of things one cannot, should not eat, check out this incredibly realistic E.T. cake. Um, those eyes are positively limpid, I’m not slicing that. (Between The Pages)

And, finally, if you’re a fan of tofu…particularly Killer Tofu, you’ll dig today’s 90s nostalgia T-shirt from RIPT. (RIPT)

The good folks over at Film School Rejects run a great short film series. Here is today’s entry, the adorable Pigeon: Impossible.

Pigeon: Impossible from Lucas Martell on Vimeo.

And, speaking of spies, here’s a lewd, offensive and ultimately hilarious video of the James Bond theme…with words. He WILL ski on your lunch.









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Comments

I thought for a moment you meant Dan Radcliffe by "America's Dullest Leading Man" and was all ready to pour on anger. But yeah, Charming Potato inexplicably still has fans and I do NOT get their earth logic.

Posted by: Pants at January 11, 2012 1:27 PM

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

That is all.

Posted by: PerpetualIntern at January 11, 2012 1:29 PM

If I wore yellow shirts, I would so buy that tee.

I need more allowance!

Posted by: =DocDoom1= at January 11, 2012 1:32 PM

Man On Ledge looks pretty great

Actually, it looks possibly entertaining IN SPITE of Sam Worthington.

Also, not the world's biggest Hamm fan, but the dog is frackin adorable.

Posted by: MM at January 11, 2012 1:32 PM

Into the Woods as a movie? That makes me a very excited girl. There has to be a way to work Raul Esparza in there. And if anyone other than Bernadette Peters is cast as the witch, I'm boycotting. I even skipped the Broadway revival because of Vanessa Williams.

Posted by: Captain Tuttle at January 11, 2012 1:46 PM

The NYT article about a vegetarian "trying" to eat in Kansas City really pissed me off. The author's attitude demonstrates a real condescension to the midwest even as he claims it defies stereotypes, and a real ignorance about dining in KC MO. There are many KC restaurants that offer vegetarian & vegan dishes. I live in the South where meat often comes with meat garnish and meat laced sides, but my vegetarian friends have no problems finding options.

Posted by: miri at January 11, 2012 1:58 PM

I'm not going to hate on you for not knowing about the bronies, brohoof. Just recognize that its an ironic trend that won't be going away until they stop making new episodes.

Posted by: Robert at January 11, 2012 2:01 PM

Maybe Zooey Deschanel will be EXTRA QUIRKY AND ADORABLE, to make up for Charming Potato's starchy dull charisma suck. Doesn't that sound AWESOME?!?!? Don't you just want to CHOKE ON HER QUIRKINESS until you DIE?!?!?!!?!?

Posted by: Craig at January 11, 2012 2:04 PM

but that article rubbed me the wrong way

The "crying tittybaby" (Mick Mars) doesn't know how to cook.

He admits it, but...he doesn't know how to cook.

I've no sympathy a'tall.

Posted by: Jay at January 11, 2012 2:08 PM

Quirky Tator? Adorable Spud? Mashed Deschanel? These are starting to sound like the next super cheesy-yet-bland TGIF dish.

Posted by: Bob Frapples at January 11, 2012 2:10 PM

I'm not going to hate on you for not knowing about the bronies, brohoof.

Posted by: Robert at January 11, 2012 2:01 PM

::Falls off chair laughing.::

Posted by: Fascico, Inc. at January 11, 2012 2:13 PM

Don't ask me why I know this, but "Bronies" specifically refers to the show's sector of fans who are teenage (or older) males. Hence the "bro" part of it.

Actually, you CAN ask me. And it's ComicsAlliance's fault.

Also, I thought that WAS Sam Worthlesston for a second until I started reading, even though I figured you meant C-Tates. They don't even look the same, but their talentless hack-ting just blends together for me to the point that I can no longer distinguish them from each other.

Posted by: Bert at January 11, 2012 2:17 PM

refers to the show's sector of fans who are teenage (or older) males.

But I recently read that the Bronies are "mostly (emphasis mine) male", apparently it's becoming a catch-all for "Friendship Is Magic" fans, regardless of sex, which is either unfair to the males, or just renders it meaningless, or both.

It's fascinating, and kind of annoying, but fascinating.

Posted by: Jay at January 11, 2012 2:27 PM

Mr. KC MO Vegetarian,

[takes drag off cigarette] Mmmm mmmm, tastes like steak and potatoes doesn't it? Mmmm.
...guess what? If I don't smoke there's going to be secondary bullets coming your way, 'cause I'm that tense. [Bill Hicks]

Posted by: DenG at January 11, 2012 2:28 PM

I suppose we should be so lucky Channing Tatum didn't star in Man On Ledge. If it did, you know how it would have ended;

"I'm Sitting On The Top Of The World" as sung by Al Jolson...

Mashed Potato.

Posted by: bleujayone at January 11, 2012 2:29 PM

I thought the article about the vegetarian trying to eat in Kansas City was amusing. I am a vegetarian, and I get where he's coming from. Unlike him, I actually do research before I travel to a town and have a list of every veg friendly restaurant in a 25 mile radius of where I'm staying. I also make sure I'm staying in a place with an equiped kitchen, because I know how to cook and like my own cooking. I also don't care too much if something has a little lard or chicken soup in it. The company I'm eating with is more important to my enjoyment than the pure meatlessness of the meal.

But I understand people who really want to be meat free, and a lot of restaurants are not veg friendly. I live in Orlando, FL (i.e. Disney World, etc.) and I have yet to find a good veg restaurant within an hours drive of my house that I'd actually go out of my way to eat at on a regular basis. There are a few veg sandwich type shops, but they are quite a distance from me, and my favorite veg Indian restaurant closed last year.

Posted by: BWeaves at January 11, 2012 2:32 PM

While Rob Marshall as director doesn't make me ill, I don't really think Into the Woods will translate to screen. Also, they plan to add new songs, which I don't want (even though they will be written by Sondheim, who is a composition God). Thirdly - he bought it. Lapine is working on it. But he's been quoted as not planning to put it into production for ten years. So I'm not getting too worked up about it yet. Mostly cause in 10 years, maybe my career will be in a place where he can cast ME in it.

Posted by: KatSings at January 11, 2012 2:56 PM

Bronies exist so that they could invent Ponystep and Dubtrot, mashups of Dubstep and My Little Pony vids—just check out YouTube.

Posted by: Zombie Mrs Smith at January 11, 2012 2:59 PM

Zombie Mrs Smith -

I realize I have NO room in my glass house to throw stones on "Bronies" or anything else but...well...

...it was just sick how you knew about Ponystep and Dubtrot. Sick, I tells ya.

No, don't hate on me. I already hate myself for telling you.

Posted by: Green Lantern at January 11, 2012 3:29 PM

I'm probably one of those annoying vegetarians in the midwest but "they have a salad" is the least compelling reason for my family to insist that I eat at a steakhouse. Do I ask you to eat only water for dinner?

Posted by: anikitty at January 11, 2012 3:42 PM

Holy crap. I know I've seen about a million photos of him, but charming Potato makes so small an impact that I didn't recognize that top photo at ALL. Even now I can't remember what he looks like. That's spooky.

HAAAAAAAAAAMM!!!

Posted by: figgy at January 11, 2012 4:22 PM

Yes, indeed, what could possibly go wrong when SNL schedules Boring Man as a host? "What could possibly go wrong?" is frequently asked on Top Gear, and you know it'll all end in tears.

As for bronies, I admit that I know several, and some are quite imaginative and creative people. I cite this as an example: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/7179689

I just watch in bemusement, knowing that like all fads, this too shall pass.

Posted by: The Wanderer at January 11, 2012 5:05 PM

Damn, that James Bond song is kinda earwormy. Plus I'm a sucker for any song with the word "fuck" in it.

Posted by: Lemon Poundcake at January 11, 2012 5:36 PM

Yeah, that's not a cake. That's E.T.'s severed head.

Posted by: DarthCorleone at January 11, 2012 7:44 PM

He may be boring but he's no Sam Worthington.

Posted by: logan at January 11, 2012 10:17 PM

I think the lady version of a brony is a pegasister. For reals.

Posted by: jzhz at January 11, 2012 10:31 PM

Did that vegetarian in the Midwest piece seem a little heavy on the commas to anyone else? Also, (and yes, I'm concerned about the necessity of that comma) you don't get to lecture us about "meat" is a euphemism for muscle and then later admonish a server who correctly stated that beans made with lard do not contain meat.

The one redeeming line - and only because it ties back to the header pic:

"and never underestimate the potato — what it lacks in flavor it makes up for in ubiquity."

Posted by: hbender at January 12, 2012 1:50 AM

I... kind of adore Channing Tatum. I'm not sure why this is. I've never seen any of his movies, and I've only read a few interviews with him, but somehow he's endeared himself to me. He seems super laid-back and like a positive person that understands all of his limitations but is still confident in a non-annoying way. Good for him for hanging in there and making things happen!

Posted by: Jenne Frisby at January 13, 2012 5:57 AM

I expect that what you say is true, but which one of us can understand all these changes these days

Posted by: العاب at February 19, 2012 2:37 PM