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Ryan Gosling Grows Weary Of Your Adoration.

By Joanna Robinson | Posted Under Pajiba Love | Comments (29)



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Oh yes, I know. It’s The Year of the Gosling. (Well technically, The Year of the Fassbe-sorry, I’ll stay on topic.) But, listen, Ryan here is obviously a little worn out. A little tuckered by the constant, rabid devotion he’s been getting from both the ladies and the dudes. Shall we focus our loving gazes elsewhere today? First of all, we’ve got Keanu who, while riding the subway recently (LIKE A REAL PERSON WOULD), gave up his seat for a woman. Um, and if that woman would like to slap the writer who called her “elderly,” I wouldn’t blame her. (Moviefone)

Also, in a blatant rip-off of one of Baby Goose’s more popular schticks, we have Gael Feminista featuring the magnificent Gael García Bernal. Who should be WAY more famous than he is. No?
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Alright, alright, enough of that. The only things more over-exposed than the Gosling, are the Muppets. NONETHELESS, this gallery dedicated to Henson and his creations is f*cking magical. So go enjoy it. I insist. (Uproxx)

Speaking of weird looking creatures, have you ever watched two octopus go at it? Knock the suckers? Make the beast with 16 tentacles? No, well, you’re in for a treat. So, this is totally safe for work, probably, because they’re octopi, but there’s some disconcerting pulsating about halfway through the video that made me uncomfortably warm. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. (io9)

Aw, speaking of uncomfortably warm, check out these cute melted snowmen cookies. There’s a pretty straightforward “how-to” on the site and it appeals to me, The Person Who Hates Cookie Cutters. (Truly Custom Cakey)
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Speaking of clever winter crafts, check out these rad scarves. One was made using the Fibonacci sequence. One is a crazy puzzle scarf with interlocking pleats and panels. And the last one is a Hypercolor scarf. Well it’s not CALLED that, but we lived through the 90’s, we know Hypercolor when we see it. (Diana Eng)

If you don’t know, Hypercolor was basically a cloth version of the classic mood ring which would helpfully point out which part of your body was the sweatiest. Oh yes, it made puberty that much better. Over in Germany, someone has created The Fühlometer (“Feel-O-Meter”), which is basically an abstract mood ring art installation for the city. A camera reads the facial expression of passing citizens and a giant face on top of a tower either smiles, frowns, or stares blankly. Frankly it’s creepy. (Laughing Squid)

Some might think this ninja artist from Edinburgh is creepy, but I disagree. Some mysterious crafter has been leaving little sculptures made of books and paper in notable literary spots around Edinburgh. He’s yet to be identified. (NPR)

Speaking of notable literary spots, have you checked out the new season of Cannonball Read yet? They’ve got a Facebook page, the always wonderful Twitter feed and, of course,
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. Much love to both our current mod, tamatha and our future mod mswas. Just awesome people. Sign up today!

Speaking of awesome peeps, GOOD has put forth a list of 2011’s most excellent people. There’s nary a celebrity, just ordinary folks doing extraordinary things. (GOOD)

I’d like to buy them all a drink. Only probably not any of these drinks made by celebrities. “Mansinthe,” Marilyn Manson? Really? (Mental Floss)

Finally, do yourself a favor and treat yourself to the most recent Louis CK special. You can buy it off his site for $5. It’s phenomenal. (LouisCK)

David Fincher has directed a video of Trent Reznor and Karen O’s “Immigrant Song” cover for The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo soundtrack. While it’s only the second best version of the song available on the internets (THANK YOU SHONDA), it’s pretty sweet. (Pitchfork)

Finally, this is a little old, but I had never seen it, so, voila. The lovely RG sent us this alternate “Firefly” opening credits sequence. I, for one, f*cking hate that damn sappy Serenity song so am all for MacGyvering up the joint.









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Comments

The Louis CK special was pretty funny. I appreciate it being released DRM-free and hope it's successful enough for him to continue using this distribution method.

Posted by: ck at December 12, 2011 1:31 PM

That is the most terrible title sequence ever. Thank you sweet Godtopus and all that is holy in the ‘Verse that Whedon went with the sweet country song instead. You can’t take the sky from me, Joanna!

Posted by: Scully at December 12, 2011 1:33 PM

I just saw Drive last night and have truly become a Gosling disciple. The soundtrack is AMAZING. Cannot stop listening to Kavinsky's "Nightcall" or College's "A Real Hero". MUST DOWNLOAD.

I've seen Louis CK live three times and met him in NYC. Every show is fresh and different and he's a very nice guy.

Posted by: scorzi at December 12, 2011 1:47 PM

Is "elderly" considered degrading now?

Posted by: Todd at December 12, 2011 1:52 PM

Who could possibly think that Edinburgh artist is creepy? Those sculptures are stunning and what a beautiful thing he's doing. Made my morning.

Posted by: beckster at December 12, 2011 2:10 PM

Liar! Ryan Gosling adores my adoration.

So there.

Posted by: MM at December 12, 2011 2:25 PM

I love that the loudest response to the question of the mystery artist's identity has been "we don't want to know." Those sculptures are lovely. I hope she/he continues making them.

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at December 12, 2011 2:27 PM

The Edinburgh artist is a woman, not a man. Check the last note: "Some even thought it was a 'he'!...As if!"

Posted by: Kris at December 12, 2011 2:28 PM

The Phantom Sculptor allegedly has no plans to identify herself, other than pointing out that she's a she.

And, finally, alongside the cap and gloves, whoever it is that makes these things, left an explanatory note, which revealed first, that she is a woman, ("Some even thought it was a 'he'!...As if!")

Posted by: Amanda6 at December 12, 2011 2:31 PM

Ack! Too late. But sadly there will be no more sculptures, either.

Posted by: Amanda6 at December 12, 2011 2:32 PM

That Firefly opening was like a bad 80s flashback. DAMN.

Posted by: appwitch at December 12, 2011 2:33 PM

Appwitch is right...where were Tubbs and Crocket in that Firefly opening?

Posted by: 1PunkInDrublic at December 12, 2011 2:56 PM

I LOVED THE 80's, OKAY?

*Serenity now, Firefly later.*

Posted by: Joanna Robinson at December 12, 2011 2:58 PM

That'll teach me to jump to gender-based conclusions. Foot, meet mouth.

Posted by: beckster at December 12, 2011 2:59 PM

Great links today. You've outdone yourself today Joanna!

Posted by: kittennz at December 12, 2011 3:01 PM

I hate that alternate Firefly opening. Ugh. For some reason it reminds me of a more synthed Magnum theme. And i LOVE the Firefly song. I am singing it in my head now.

Posted by: hippyherb at December 12, 2011 3:02 PM

I've never liked the original theme song, but that Firefly opening is so, so much worse.

Posted by: Lauren at December 12, 2011 3:11 PM

I absolutely love those book sculptures. They are so delicate and well done. They made my day. I thought nothing would beat The Burrow made of gingerbread for most whimsical of the week, but those beat it by a mile.

Posted by: Brooke at December 12, 2011 3:24 PM

THIS is by far my favorite redo of the opening credits - http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x22w1a_standing-tall-alternate-firefly-cre_shortfilms

Posted by: UnderTheDark at December 12, 2011 3:37 PM

For some reason it reminds me of a more synthed Magnum theme.

Well, now I won't rest until I find a "Magnum, P.I." opening starring Wash and his washtache.

Also starring Shepherd Book as Higgins!

Posted by: Jast at December 12, 2011 3:39 PM

Those "anonymous" sculptures are delightful. Though I certainly don't expect anybody (including artists) to work for free, it is nice that somebody sees the value of giving art to the public just so that people can see it.

Posted by: Slash at December 12, 2011 3:46 PM

Also, that cover of the Zeppelin song, and the video, are pretty badass.

Posted by: Slash at December 12, 2011 3:52 PM

No more Gosling here?

It IS Christmas!

Posted by: Jay at December 12, 2011 3:55 PM

The only way that intro would have worked is if Mal had been played by The Hoff, and Serenity talked to the crew with a snooty, faintly-British, accent.

Posted by: The Kilted Yaksman at December 12, 2011 4:08 PM

Tad - I think the problem is the fact that the woman in the video cannot be much older than 40, max. She looks to be in her mid-30s so she probably wouldn't be too enthusiastic about being referred to as elderly!

Posted by: sevenstories at December 12, 2011 4:11 PM

Not only is that Firefly intro God awful, but they forgot to count poor Sean Maher. And the man doesn't look half bad wearing only pajama pants.

Posted by: Irina at December 12, 2011 4:25 PM

I was about to tell Joanna to fuck off, but once those AW350m3n355 credits started rolling I knew she was lying like a tired Prussian tart.

Posted by: idiosynchronic at December 12, 2011 5:48 PM

Aaaaahhhhhaaaaahhh AaaaahhhhhaaaaaaFuuuuuucccckkkYeaaaahhhhh! Pajiba shout out! \m/ \m/

I swear to Godtopus I haven't been this happy in a long time. And my birthday is tomorrow so BIRTHDAY PRESENT!

(In all caps yet. I'm so happy.)

Posted by: Shonda at December 12, 2011 10:38 PM

Love those Immigrant Viking Kitties!!!

Is it just me, or would having sex with that many tentacles in the mix be completely confusing?

Posted by: DarthCorleone at December 13, 2011 12:08 AM