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Ripped For Your Guilty Pleasure: The Cast Of "Revenge" Gets Nearly Naked

By Joanna Robinson | Posted Under Pajiba Love | Comments (20)



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I know how you all love cute things. So check out these adoooooooorable snuggly little animals. (Life)

That, my freakishly over-sized doves, was a mindf*ck. I apologize. If you’re into mindf*cks, check out this list of 162 mindf*ck movies. It’s not my genre, so I’ve seen like, ten of them. (Listal)

The Other_Greg sent me this glorious gallery of recycling around the world. Scroll down to #10 if you want to see my Halloween costume for next year. (The Atlantic)

Speaking of recycling, Laurel Roth, a former park ranger, made these peacocks out of “fake fingernails, nail polish, barrettes, false eyelashes, jewelry, walnut, and Swarovski crystals.” Rad. (This Is Colossal)
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Speaking of spectacles, io9 has an illustrated tour of the views from several moons in our solar system. Oh Space Porn, you are the best porn. (io9)

And in other porn news, the lovely Eric Snider wonders if Shame could be the first Best Picture nominee with an NC-17 rating. He also takes a good look at said rating and the seeming arbitrary way in which it’s assigned. Good read. (Film)

Despite all of you saying nay, I still hold out hope that Tarsem’s Immortals is going to be amazing. I was already half in love with him after listening to The Fall commentary and now this interview has won me over completely. (MovieLine)

Because of the stupid CMA’s there was no “Revenge” last night. So here, to fulfill your weekly soap fix, is a nearly naked, bloody…um…feathery photo spread from Tyler Shields. (Tyler Shields)

And, though there ARE scantily clad women in that pictorial, there are far more nearly naked men. So to balance the scales, here’s a pictorial of 15 Beautiful Women Who Played Cleopatra. (Sorry, no Alex Kingston.) Not only do you get a healthy slice of Sophia Loren’s thigh, but what Monica Bellucci is wearing needs to be seen to be believed. (Unreality)

I’m sorry, sometimes hokey local news is the best.

Did you know that our Mrs. Julien, she of the antimacassars and clutched pearls, is an avid surfing fan. No word of a lie. She sent me this video of someone breaking a record or something. I DON’T DO SPORTS, OKAY?

Joanna Robinson assures you that Courtney will be covering that PSU mess. You can vent your spleen at 2pm EST.









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Comments

Daniel's duckface is amaaaazing.

Posted by: Siricruz at November 10, 2011 1:16 PM

This would be much hotter if the annoying teenaged brother was not in the picture. It makes the photo look like a case of One of These Things is Not Like The Other.

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Posted by: MM at November 10, 2011 1:28 PM

If that giant snail would like to ooze my direction, I have a vat of garlic butter with its name on it.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at November 10, 2011 1:36 PM

So is it creepy that I have inappropriate thoughts about Gabriel Mann? It's only a 14 year age difference.

Posted by: snapnhiss at November 10, 2011 2:05 PM

It's true, I will watch any extreme sport involving water, snow, and the attempting coveyance of oneself thereupon.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at November 10, 2011 2:05 PM

Yay! Seriously, Pajimug is cool. I have a Tshirt on the way as well, shipping separately.

I'm an economy-stimulating machine.

Posted by: MM at November 10, 2011 2:23 PM

the attempting coveyance of oneself thereupon.

(faints)

Posted by: Ghisent at November 10, 2011 2:27 PM

It's true, I will watch any extreme sport involving water, snow, and the attempting coveyance of oneself thereupon.

Mrs J totally grooves on dank shredding the gnar.

Posted by: Jast at November 10, 2011 3:15 PM

I apologize ahead of time for this since I'll probably be drawn and quartered but as charming as I think Mrs Julien is, I don't understand the fan club.

Posted by: snapnhiss at November 10, 2011 4:46 PM

There's a fan club? With, like, decoder rings and secret handshakes and fancy hats?

Left out, yet again. Lovely.

Snaphiss, I don't know about a fan club (grumble). I think Mrs. Julien funny. I like to joke along. It's not really more complicated than that.

Posted by: Ghisent at November 10, 2011 4:52 PM

"I think Mrs. Julien funny"

Great. My sentence structure, however, is bloody hilarious.

Posted by: Ghisent at November 10, 2011 4:53 PM

See what I mean, Ghisent is so blinded by celebrity fandom, their grammar skills go to shit.

Posted by: snapnhiss at November 10, 2011 4:56 PM

Ok...maybe it's just me, but are the videos reversed for anyone else? I've got the surfer under the "hokey news" entry and the fruit of the loom guys under "Mrs. Julian Loves Surfing".

And did Amanda Barrie play Cleopatra on "I Dream of Jeanie"? 'Cause that's all I can see when I look at her picture.

Posted by: NateS1973 at November 10, 2011 5:26 PM

I don't think "mindfuck" means "twist ending".

Posted by: Three-nineteen at November 10, 2011 6:42 PM

Ooh, that "Revenge" pictorial... the photo with Jack, Emily/Amanda and Daniel... I'll be in that place where I do that thing.

(Joshua Bowman... call me!)

This would be much hotter if the annoying teenaged brother was not in the picture. It makes the photo look like a case of One of These Things is Not Like The Other.

Amen.

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at November 10, 2011 6:51 PM

I love Revenge, it's the best new show of the fall.

Posted by: Lola at November 10, 2011 8:17 PM

Some of those movies on the mindf*ck list lack any actually mindf*cking. The Skeleton Key is just dumb and American Beauty is great, but a mindf*ck? No.

On a side note, I don't know how you do all that starring out your expletives. I got sick of it after those three. Fuck. There, now I feel better.

Posted by: Even Stevens at November 10, 2011 10:35 PM

Majority of the movies on that last couldn't even be called mind dry humps.

Posted by: googergieger at November 11, 2011 12:27 AM

list, too!

Posted by: googergieger at November 11, 2011 12:32 AM