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Reese Witherspoon & Jim Toth Still Boozing It Up, Plus A "Sexy" Nymphomaniac Image

By Agent Bedhead | Pajiba Love | May 17, 2013 | Comments ()


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As many of you are aware, the series finale of "The Office" aired last night. The Big D has just discussed this episode at length, but in addition, here is a lovely retrospective of the complicated love story between Jim and Pam. (Unreality)

Get this -- Guillermo Del Toro has stated, "If I showed you all the money shots [in Pacific Rim], you'd have a 70 minute orgasm." As frat-boyish as that sounds, I guess such a lofty goal makes a bit of sense considering that the film's new tagline is, "GO BIG... OR GO EXTINCT." (Uproxx)

Kim Kardashian continues her horrible tour of maternity fashion with the most painful-looking sandals in the universe. Look, I'm not about to bash a pregnant woman for the way she looks or make comments about her weight, but why dress so uncomfortably on purpose? (DListed)

Disney has controversially redesigned its Merida of Brave character so that she possesses a smaller waist, a bigger bust, a more comelier face, and a formfitting and revealing outfit. Screw you, Disney. (The Mary Sue)

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Rihanna seems to be very defensive about the recent Knicks basketball woes because she happens to go clubbing a lot with J.R. Smith. RiRi says that she doesn't have anything to do with the performance of the "wack ass" Knicks. (Vulture)

Dustin thinks a lot about "Mad Men." A lot. As such, he has proffered a number of theories for the meaning of Room 503 in Sunday night's episode. (Warming Glow)

The OKC Thunder is still reeling from its recent 4-1 series loss, which could be due to Kevin Durant missing a "Kevin Durant shot." I'm still trying to wrap my head around the fact that OKC has a decent team. (Grantland)

A new image has been released to promote Lars Von Trier's sure-to-be-creepy Nymphomaniac. Shia LaBeouf is doing something boring on the left while Christian Slater appears to be washing Charlotte Gainsbourg's feet while gazing upon her beav. Sweet. (Slashfilm)

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Farrah Abraham has declared that she'll use her pr0n tape as a sex-ed tool and show it to her daughter when the poor kid turns 13. I don't even know what to say to that. (Videogum)

Reese Witherspoon and Jim Toth are still (and quite publicly) drinking up a storm on the streets of New York City despite the recent DUI incident. Is there some hidden PR method here that I'm not quite grasping? (Celebitchy)

Yesterday, Dustin mentioned Tobias Fünke's crazy ass "sizzling reel" to promote the return of "Arrested Development" on Netflix. Now Capcom's whipped up a mashup with Tobias by "inserting" him into several of their games. (Kotaku)

Exactly how do fortune cookie messages get made? I don't know, but I generally open those that read, "Ignore previous cookie" and "run." (Mental Floss)

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The Beatles have "covered" the Chemical Brothers' "Setting Sun," which might be interesting to those of you who know the history behind that song. (Buzzfeed)

Somewhere in California (also known as Coffee and Cigarettes III) features Iggy Pop and Tom Waits enjoying "a tragically unsuccessful first date." (Film School Rejects)

Carey Mulligan looks positively gorgeous in a light pink Dior number at Cannes. She even smiled a little bit too! (Go Fug Yourself)

Finally, here are Will and Jaden Smith on "The Ellen Show" wherein Will explains how much he delights in embarrassing his only youngest son. Will's enthusiasm and annoyingly nervous laugh tells me that this guy has fully transformed into the much taller, black version of Tom Cruise.

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  • Uriah_Creep

    Farrah Abraham is a fucking idiot.

  • ,

    "I’m not about to bash a pregnant woman for the way she looks or make comments about her weight"

    Oh please, do. I'm stupidly fascinated by the "Kim looks fat" debate because we seem to have forgotten what a pantsload Kim was BEFORE she got prego. She's a ginormous wom ... succubus whom I refuse to feel sorry for ridiculing or fat-shaming or whatever you want to call it. In the time it took me to type this, she made $2,000 so fuck the Kardashians and fuck them hard, but never, ever, with my dick.

    And fuck YOU, O.J., you murdering motherfucker. You're responsible for the deaths of two people AND the Kardashians. If that's not a frying offense, I don't know what is. I'd be happy to pull the switch on you, you evil fuck.

    Drunk rage is the best rage.

  • Mrs. Julien

    New Merida is sparkly. Old Merida is BAMF.

  • TheOtherGreg

    "more comelier"?

    "more comely" would be a more better way of phrasing that.

  • Untamed

    Way more better.

  • Drake

    Lars Von Trier should just start calling his films "Things to make your balls crawl back up inside you so far you may never see them again", and then just give them numbers to keep them straight.

  • John W

    I wonder if Reese is just getting ready for the film adaptation of Gone Girl which she is supposedly attached to.

  • Untamed

    Witherspoon has another film that is reportedly beginning to film by the end of the month, Inherent Vice directed by Paul Thomas Anderson. I wonder if Gone Girl as well as the other projects she's announced will ever get off the ground. She needs to get a really good performance on the screen because apparently she has no idea, despite all her years of experience, of how to control her image which is in a free fall right now.

  • Don Juan de Markup

    So much for Shia and Slater but who's the guy in the blue t-shirt about to rock out with his cock out and who is the lady kneeling in front of him in the black skirt and white sleeveless blouse obliging him with her left hand? I saw the Antichrist with the body double porn stars having real, up close sex and Dafoe ejaculating blood so what does Lars have in store for us this time? Is somebody getting a for true on camera happy ending?

  • Salieri2

    Willem Dafoe, no idea, and...generally ew.

    http://www.theatlanticwire.com...

  • firedmyass

    That Nymphomaniac promo image is, from a purely technical standpoint, just fucking egregious.

  • Sherry

    "Farrah Abraham has declared that she’ll use her pr0n tape as a sex-ed tool and show it to her daughter when the poor kid turns 13. I don’t even know what to say to that."

    [dials number for Child Protective Services]

  • Slim

    In no way am I defending the awful drunk driving episode by the Toth-Witherspoon household, but how does a pic of Toth with a glass of Rose qualify as "drinking up a storm" or "boozing it up"? There's no clear evidence that Reese is even drinking an adult beverage. Should they be more cautious? Sure, they made very poor, dangerous decisions a few weeks back. But the hyperbolic headlines just telegraph 'witch hunt" to me.

  • Captain_Tuttle

    I'm with you. The DUI is a bad thing, but people who have been drinking rarely make great decisions, and they got lucky in that they didn't hurt anyone. Drinking on what appears to be vacation in a city where they clearly won't be driving? Who the feck cares? I do it, and I'm pretty sure I don't need rehab. Although maybe if I were photographed every second of every day maybe I'd think otherwise. Nah, I wouldn't.

  • BigMacDaddy49

    She is drinking booze on other articles that are talking about this. Most DUI's while on probation don't allow drinking booze. So is he violating that and does she not give a rats ass about her image? I know if it were me, I would just be on the down low for awhile but I am not Hollywood type.

  • $2786243

    I think it's not so much that the guy can't have a glass of wine as that he's doing so very publicly after his wife's image just took a major hit thanks in part to his drinking. It's either really stupid or a total fuck-you move. (I agree that the headlines are a bit overboard, but that's standard website click-baiting.)

  • Sara_Tonin00

    What's the difference between "publicly" and "very publicly"? I'm guessing he's not open-containering up & down the street?

  • Disney has already backtracked on sexy Merida.

  • @Pajiba So....Jaden is NOT Will Smith's only son. He has a son, Willard Christopher Smith III (Trey), from his first marriage.

  • luthien26

    Hopefully Jaden isn't Will's only son! I seem to remember him having a son named "Trey" from his first marriage, who's a DJ these days if I recall correctly. :)

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