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Jaden Smith Only Owns One Pair of Shoes (Riiiight) and DO NOT LOOK REESE WITHERSPOON IN THE EYE

By Vivian Kane | Pajiba Love | February 13, 2015 | Comments ()

By Vivian Kane | Pajiba Love | February 13, 2015 |


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Happy Friday the 13th! Don’t forget to read this entire post out loud backwards to reveal the Satanic messages!

Remember when Ruth Bader Ginsberg nodded off during the State of the Union address? She’s now revealed the reason. Turns out she “was not 100% sober.” And maybe none of the justices were. (Daily Dot)

Robert Kirkman may have dropped a HUGE Walking Dead spoiler on Chris Hardwick. (Uproxx)

Uma Thurman’s response to everybody hating on her face: “Whatever.” (Jezebel)

Awww, a bunch of celebrities talked about their first celebrity crushes. Everyone loved Leonardo DiCaprio on Growing Pains. Except Kyle Chandler. He just snuck peeks at porn. (Zap2It)

Will Smith says his son Jaden only owns one pair of shoes. (And three pair of pants and five shirts.) Has he MET his son? The same son who routinely posts pictures of his super expensive shoes to Instagram? (DListed)

Reese Witherspoon reportedly refuses to let any of her husbands coworkers (at what also happens to be her own agency) make eye contact with her. That sounds like atrocious behavior but don’t lie; if you had that status, you wouldn’t let the plebs look you in the face either, would you? (Celebitchy)

David Carr, god among critics, passed away yesterday. (NYT)

Kanye launched his new shoe line yesterday. I didn’t actually notice the shoes— I was too distracted by the horrible body stockings he paired them with. Also, I like to imagine that Kanye told all his guests the launch show was a costume party. I don’t know how else to explain whatever the hell Kim Kardashian showed up in, or Justin Bieber’s Michael Jackson homage. (GFY)

Courtesy of TK, here are the best martial arts fights in film history. Whaddayou think? Did they leave anything off? (Kotaku)

Hey, here’s a fun horrifying game: Can you match the dialogue to the Jaime Dornan character? One is a serial killer, the other is a supposed romantic lead. (HuffPo)

Today’s You’re Not Actually Invisible On the Internet lesson: 15 people who were fired because of things they put on Twitter. (Phactual)

The Northeast might be feeling pretty sick of snow these days, but there’s one kind of snow that badkittyuno still loves: Snow Crash by Neal Stephenson. "From the moment Snow Crash starts, you know you’re in for quite a ride…It’s funny and intelligent and simply mind-blowing at times. It’s supremely nerdy in a wonderful way." Check out badkittyuno’s review and pick this one up for your next blizzard. (Cannonball Read 7)


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