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Red-Hot Republican Sexy Talk With 'Family Values'-Focused Alabama Governor Robert Bentley

By Courtney Enlow | Pajiba Love | March 24, 2016 | Comments ()

By Courtney Enlow | Pajiba Love | March 24, 2016 |


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Hulk Hogan’s lawyer is definitely hiding additional tapes under his hair. It’s the most incredible follicular situation I’ve ever witnessed. It’s like the Raquel Welch wig line had a baby with Donald Trump’s head after a threeway with Ed Begley, Jr. in Arrested Development. It’s good. (Dlisted)

Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan Tatum are producing a dance competition series and this is literally an excuse to post this video of them when our sweet Potato was just a Charming Little Spudling. (Lainey Gossip)

Are you on a diet? Did you just swallow something poisonous and need it out of your body ASAP? Here. Enjoy some red-hot Republican sexy talk courtesy of Alabama governor Robert Bentley. Flood your basements with boner-inducing chestnuts like, “Hey, I love that too, putting my hands under you.” (Gawker)

President Obama danced the tango in Argentina, while Michelle looked like the perfect being she is and busted her own moves. I’ll miss them so much. Try to imagine Donald Trump or Ted Cruz doing the tango. Please don’t stab yourself in the jugular while doing so. Palate cleanser: now imagine Bernie Sanders doing the tango. Now you’re better. (Go Fug Yourself)

Hands down, The Enchanted by Rene Denfeld is one of the best books Cannonballer Lauri has read in a long time. Told from the heartbreaking point of view of one death row inmate in an old, decrepit prison, what unfolds is a slight but powerful story of shame and redemption. Five stars! (Cannonball Read 8)

The cast of Nickelodeon sketch show All That is reuniting and I. Am. For. It. HASHTAG ’90s KID. Danny Tamberelli! LITTLE PETE, EVERYONE! (TV Line)

Here’s your first look at Valerian, the new Luc Besson film. And as TK notes, Cara Delevingne’s costume, which is 82% boob armor, is a pretty blatant ripoff of Mass Effect. (Hollywood Reporter)


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