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Queen Bey Will Save Us All

By Lainey Bobainey | Pajiba Love | February 1, 2017 | Comments ()

By Lainey Bobainey | Pajiba Love | February 1, 2017 |


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Lifetime (the network for women) is making a Menendez Brothers flick and Courtney Love will be playing the mother, Kitty Menendez. I love Lifetime movies, I do, I can’t even lie, but I’m squeamish about “docudramas” when they’re about real people. I’m still going to watch the hell out of it! But, I also feel a bit icky about it. (Lainey)

Listen, baby, sometimes it’s ok to just say you fucked up, baby, ok, baby? (Dlisted)

Speaking of Salma, she’s up for an award! And it’s one you can vote for! (Go Fug Yourself)

This is why Donnie Trash is president. *full body gag* - (Twitter)

Patricia C. Wrede and Caroline Stevemer trade writing duties back and forth in their epistolary Cecilia and Kate series. Set in an alternate universe Regency England, the cousins’ letters chronicle their lives as "they find love and foil a dastardly plot." Emperor Cupcake found Cecilia and Kate delightful, though by the final book of the series, their happy marriages and children limited their adventure possibilities. Is it boring when the happy ending comes at the beginning of the book? (Cannonball Read 9)

Oooooh, yes, Clear Eyes, Full Hearts, Lots of Tissues! (Vanity Fair)

Colin Hanks and Busy Phillips are both married to other people and have lovely lives, but ohmygosh, look how cute they were together when they were a couple! (Celebitchy)

This is OBSCENE! Obscenely cute! (The Daily Otter)

And in that vein, here’s a big, black cock (Gizmodo)

And finally, the messiahs, who may one day save us all, are currently being gestated by Her Majesty, Queen Bey -



Lainey is filling in for Courtney today, so some links may go nowhere and some blurbs may have been reported before. You’ll live. Lainey is not THAT Lainey, but she is *that* Lainey.


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