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Prep Your Gag Reflexes: Woody Allen and Justin Timberlake Are Teaming Up

By Vivian Kane | Pajiba Love | July 8, 2016 | Comments ()

By Vivian Kane | Pajiba Love | July 8, 2016 |


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In the wake of this week’s (month’s, year’s…) tragedies, here is a depressingly relevant piece from over a year ago, with some suggestions for all the white folk who are at a loss as to how to be the best allies they can be. (Ravishly)

And if you’re looking for more words to give you strength or comfort, Beyoncé has them. (Beyonce)

In that link, Beyoncé also pointed readers to links where they could contact their representatives. Congress, as it turns out, wasn’t ready for the Bey bump. (DListed)

Justin Timberlake (and Juno Temple, who is rapidly falling from the pedestal cloud of awesomeness I had originally placed her on) has signed on to Woody Allen’s new movie. That’s a pretty perfect choice for Woody Allen’s self-molded, charmingly and perpetually flustered nebbish hero. Wait, what’s the word for “perfect,” but when it makes you throw up in your own mouth just thinking about it? Yeah, it’s that. (Celebitchy)

Here’s something surprisingly fun that happened this week: Sweden and Denmark got into an official Twitter war, with insults about drunken moose sperm and whatnot. (Vox)

Also, this beautiful moment happened: a meeting of two Hermiones. (Noma Dumezweni is the grown Hermione in the London play

If you’re wishing this year would just hurry up and end, I’ve got some bad news for you. 2016 is getting a whole extra second tacked onto the end of it. (The Verge)

Are you wondering when it was exactly that Robert De Niro gave up? Math can help with that! (AV Club)

You know how you get squeamish talking to older people about sex? Well, stop it. Old people have GREAT sex advice. These elderly baes can and do get it. (Atlantic)

Any Pajibans in the Buffalo, NY area, this is your assignment: attend tomorrow’s competitive kale eating competition and report back! Is it as disgusting as its hotdog equivalents? Moreso? Is it dino kale, regular, or blend? Do they measure in terms of stems? Weight of leaves? The shade of green that the contestants pee that night? I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS. (HOB)

Blingle Bells read a book for Cannonball Read that might actually be kind of life changing. A book about raising a sensitive or quirky child may not apply to every Pajiban’s life, but she says "if it does, wow. Run, do not walk, to Amazon and buy it…I started it at the end of a day exhausted by parenting this girl all day, and after a few chapters I felt so energized and excited to try some of this stuff the next day." (Cannonball Read 8)


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