Please Don't Forget To Install the Vagina Gate. It's For Your Own Safety
Hiddleston, Martin Freeman, and Robert Sheehan (Monkeyslut!) all in the same place at the same time, and I would stiff arm every one of them just make eye contact with Helen Mirren for one minutes. (Celebitchy)
My #safetytipforladies to avoid getting raped? Bind a griffon to your will and task it with guarding the gate to your vagina for all eternity. Don't forget to install the vagina gate. (BF)
Speaking of Vagina, ladies, our girl-on-girl trash talking is killing us. (29 Secrets)
Mean Girls + "Mad Men" = Your single-serving Tumblr of the day. (MeanMadMen)
Gods be good, my sweetlings. The premiere of "Game of Thrones'" third season is closer than a couple of Lannister twins. Brace yourselves, by creating a sigil of your own. (Join The Realm) I know what house I'm swearing my sword to.
Speaking of the golden-haired siblings, here's Lena Heady sans wig and much else, talking tatts and more in (Esquire).
Perhaps the gods you look to come in a more scientific form? (NerdApproved)
Bill Gates and The Gates Foundation want to help you make "sheathing your sword" even better. I'm talking about condoms. (Laughing Squid)
"Use the force, Daniel-san!" and other combinations abound in these illustrated pop culture mashups. (Neatorama)
You want to see all the "Parks and Recreation" recast as Justice League superheroes? OF COURSE YOU DO. (WG)
But, if you're getting tired of calling everyone b*tches, try these 10 old fashioned cusses on for size. (Mental Floss)
Alienness, otherworldly entity, ethereal mantis lady Tilda Swinton (SWINTON is you're nasty), is on display just napping in a glass box at NYC's Museum of Modern Art this month. Why? Because she's f**king SWINTON, that's why. Her drool could cure the infirm. Her morning breath quells wars. (Gothamist)
In the game of dueling videos of Gary Oldman and Al Pacino going apeshit, everyone wins. EVERYONE!
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