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Patrick Stewart's First Ever Slice of Pizza is the New Start We All Need

By Courtney Enlow | Pajiba Love | May 30, 2013 | Comments ()

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Sir Patrick Stewart had his first ever slice of pizza at 72 years young, and is that not the most precious thing you've ever seen? (Twitter)

Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally have a flawless love. Here they are discussing their best dates. (Vulture)

These Norwegian science fiction book covers are the coolest. I want them to adorn my walls/insides of my eyelids. (Unreality)

When you eat the Game of Thrones cookies, you gorge or you vom. I don't know what I'm saying. LOOK AT THE COOKIES. (The Mary Sue)

Season four of "Arrested Development" (which was wonderful you whiny bitchbutts) left many questions unanswered. What happened to Lucille 2? What will become of Buster? When did the Doctor tell River his name? SO MANY QUESTIONS! (Uproxx)

Have you ever wondered how the Windows 95 start-up sound was created? It's fascinating. Did other people know it was created by Brian Eno? Because I sure didn't. (Mental Floss)

Here's a list of the scariest balls in film and I don't mean Willem Dafoe's. (Film School Rejects)

If really long crotches as a fashion statement doesn't take off immedjitly, I will be horribly disappointed. (GFY)

Kim Kardashian is probably still getting poisons injected into her face even though she's pregnant. And if you're surprised or shocked that she values appearance over the health of her child, here's some crayons--go color. (Celebitchy)

Look. The more I read about Jaden Smith and his whole family, the more shocked I am that he's even *this* normal, and I'm talking about someone who's wearing a full Iron Man costume to a fancy restaurant. (Buzzfeed)

LaineyGossip is in full-on investigative mode regarding a Robert Pattinson/Katy Perry coupling and Hollywood publicity fuckery. It's some Agatha Christie shit, guys. (Lainey Gossip)

Finally, I just got a fancy new real-life job! Here's my happy dance!


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