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Patrick Stewart's First Ever Slice of Pizza is the New Start We All Need

By Courtney Enlow | Pajiba Love | May 30, 2013 | Comments ()

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Sir Patrick Stewart had his first ever slice of pizza at 72 years young, and is that not the most precious thing you've ever seen? (Twitter)

Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally have a flawless love. Here they are discussing their best dates. (Vulture)

These Norwegian science fiction book covers are the coolest. I want them to adorn my walls/insides of my eyelids. (Unreality)

When you eat the Game of Thrones cookies, you gorge or you vom. I don't know what I'm saying. LOOK AT THE COOKIES. (The Mary Sue)

Season four of "Arrested Development" (which was wonderful you whiny bitchbutts) left many questions unanswered. What happened to Lucille 2? What will become of Buster? When did the Doctor tell River his name? SO MANY QUESTIONS! (Uproxx)

Have you ever wondered how the Windows 95 start-up sound was created? It's fascinating. Did other people know it was created by Brian Eno? Because I sure didn't. (Mental Floss)

Here's a list of the scariest balls in film and I don't mean Willem Dafoe's. (Film School Rejects)

If really long crotches as a fashion statement doesn't take off immedjitly, I will be horribly disappointed. (GFY)

Kim Kardashian is probably still getting poisons injected into her face even though she's pregnant. And if you're surprised or shocked that she values appearance over the health of her child, here's some crayons--go color. (Celebitchy)

Look. The more I read about Jaden Smith and his whole family, the more shocked I am that he's even *this* normal, and I'm talking about someone who's wearing a full Iron Man costume to a fancy restaurant. (Buzzfeed)

LaineyGossip is in full-on investigative mode regarding a Robert Pattinson/Katy Perry coupling and Hollywood publicity fuckery. It's some Agatha Christie shit, guys. (Lainey Gossip)

Finally, I just got a fancy new real-life job! Here's my happy dance!


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  • Bennetttt

    This was not his first ever pizza. It was his first 1 slice only.

  • zeke_the_pig

    And I thought I was the freaking weirdo when I didn't have my first pizza until I was 16.

    And I was. This is Patrick Stewart. He can do what he wants.

  • John G.

    when did we see Willem Dafoe's balls?

  • Sara_Tonin00

    haven't seen it, but I'm guessing Antichrist.

  • googergieger

    Well for me, it was at an old broken down bridge down at Tijuana. Was told if I looked at his balls, he'd put me in one of his movies. And while he never did put me in a movie, and he looked a lot more old, fat, and Mexican than I remember him looking. And did you know in real life he only speaks spanish? Anyways, the man reeked class that is just downright awe inspiring. Also reeked of booze and wet card board.

  • e jerry powell

    Courtney, that is, without question, THE GAYEST GIF I WILL SEE THIS YEAR. Daniel Tosh is going to have to give those guys a web redemption.

  • Mrs. Julien

    I should like to view the 5 runners up.

  • e jerry powell

    No you wouldn't. Chris Crocker is involved. Chris Crocker before he started doing porn.

  • John W

    Don't leave us hanging what's your new job?

  • Mrs. Julien

    Congratulations on the job!

    Pater Julien never tried pizza. He was befuddled by it.

  • L.O.V.E.

    Scariest balls in cinema? How about Ben Stiller's singular ball protruding from his zipper in Something About Mary?

  • lowercase_ryan

    Also, I believe it's called "ANUSTART"

  • lowercase_ryan

    How did they manage to leave off the the big rock ball from Raiders of the Lost Ark??

    That's not even trying.

  • Andrew

    The thing I find precious is that his twitter handle is SirPatStew.

  • Sara_Tonin00

    I'm pretty sure Jaden was wearing some drop-crotch pants on the Graham Norton Carlton Dance video. I think they are idiotic (note: I hated hammer pants and Z Cavariccis, even though they were the heyday of my junior high) but Lambert actual makes it work. He looks like a goth genie.

    I did not know Terry Gilliam had a side career doing Scandinavian cover art. Btw, that Perelandra one feels right to me. But which LeGuin book is that? The Lathe of Heaven?

  • dannyexplosion

    First slice of pizza at 72?

  • damnitjanet

    Seriously, that "scariest balls" list left off those gold-literal-head-screwing spheres in PHANTASM?????

  • Fredo

    I take a look at that picture and imagine Patrick Stewart narrating the seconds before it. "This slice of pizza smells good and seems to carry a fair amount of toppings. I do wonder whether the heat will score the roof of my mouth. All the same, I have waited my entire life to bite into this delectable concoction. Jonathan Frakes swears by. And if I gotta hear from Seth McFarlane one more time about how he cannot believe I have never taken a bite out of a pizza, I will find the next starlet he's dating and make her my own. No one resists the voice of Patrick Stewart.

    OK, here it goes......"

  • chump

    I, for one, will never get tired of deal with it gifs. p.s. screw saying it jif.

  • JJ

    Choosy P-Love authors choose gif.

  • logan

    Never had PIZZA before? I understand the individual words but the whole sentence is inconcievable.

  • toblerone

    More importantly Stewart is wearing a Montreal Canadiens hat.

    Go Habs Go!... To the golf course until next year.

  • Kris

    Like Whirligig said, I think he means his first New York "slice".

  • whirligig7

    I'm pretty sure he means his first slice (as in, buying a solo slice, rather than a whole pie), not his first ever time eating pizza. That's why it's in quotation marks.. but yes.. adorable :)

  • Sara_Tonin00

    No, I think he's got quotes because "slice" is the New York vernacular. You think he's only ever had personal pan pizzas before? How else you gonna eat pizza if not as a slice?

    [EDIT] ha, He's posted a clarification:

    (and check out his baby bird tweet! awwwwwww)

  • whirligig7

    I'm sure he's ordered regular sized pizzas and eaten them by the slice... but in certain pizza joints you can walk in and order a single slice, rather than a whole pizza... usually $2-3. That's what I figure he meant!

  • Sara_Tonin00

    I'm familiar with the phenomenon of purchasing single slices; I live in NYC. But I do stand corrected -

  • Yeah we don't sell pizza by the slice typically here. So it just seems kinda ludicrous to us. Vivid memories of going to New York as a kid and being amazed by pizza being available by the slice.

  • googergieger

    Growing up my dad went out of his way to teach me two things. "You can always count on the kindness of strangers". And, "never trust a stranger".

  • BlackRabbit

    Also congrats on the job! I cannot dance that well, though.

  • BigBlueKY

    Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally win at marriage/life/anal sex. Fantastic interview.

  • "For both of us, seeing how one another worked around the theater, the particular cut of one another’s jib, that we said, Oh, you’re my kind of theater actor, and then we said, Oh, you’re my kind of person, and ultimately, Oh, you're my kind of butt fucker. And here we are."

    Best place to end an interview EVER.

  • Bert_McGurt

    Congrats on the job Courtney!

    Also, I love that Sir Patrick is continuing his Habs fanhood even in New York.

  • Giovanna Mark

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