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Patrick Stewart Tells Us All about His Pants Picard (It's His D*ck, Guys, He's Talking about His D*ck)

By Courtney Enlow | Pajiba Love | February 24, 2017 | Comments ()

By Courtney Enlow | Pajiba Love | February 24, 2017 |


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Sweet precious angelhuman Jake Gyllenhaal is good at EVERYTHING. Even Sondheim. And that’s not easy. (Lainey)

Caitlyn Jenner is very rich and very Republican and somehow never expected Donald Trump to terrorize trans children despite the fact that’s the exact thing everyone told her would happen while she was proclaiming Hillary Clinton a corrupt monster. (Dlisted)

Do you have lingering dreams of being slimed at the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards but you also enjoy a nice relaxing bath? DO WE HAVE THE PRODUCT FOR YOU AND LITERALLY NO ONE ELSE. (Revelist)

Let’s hop in the wayback machine and look at Oscar dresses from 2007, including the ugly mess on Kirsten Dunst and the mindboggling mess on Lauren Hutton, who I assume was there being given a very late award for Once Bitten. (Go Fug Yourself)

Patrick Stewart didn’t know he was uncircumcised until his wife told him. And then he didn’t believe her and got a second opinion from his doctor. Now, I’m not here to be indelicate, but I’ve never encountered such a situation and even after years of Google searches I still don’t understand. So I kind of get how PStew would be confused. PLEASE NO ONE POST PICTURES TO HELP ME UNDERSTAND IN THE COMMENTS SECTION WHY AM I STILL TYPING THIS HOW HAVE I NOT DELETED THIS WHOLE PARAGRAPH WHY I AM I STILL TYPING DEAR GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE (Page Six)

The Westing Game is one of those books that Ellesfena most wishes she could go back and read for the first time. The story of 16 random people who must solve Westing’s murder in order to inherit is "funny and just a delight to read…it’s a gem." What beloved book do you wish you could go back and read for the very first time? (Cannonball Read 9)

A Walking Dead shirt has been pulled for being racist, and I very honestly had no idea what I thought was a simple playground rhyme had such a horrible racist past. There are two responses here: you learn this and say, “Wow, good information to know and I’ll make sure I never reference that ignorantly,” or you can go with what most online commenters have chosen to go with instead. But you should probably go with not that. (UPROXX)


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