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Patrick Stewart Is Having More Fun than You, Plus The Biggest Bad Ass on the Planet Now Even Bad-Assier

By Dustin Rowles | Pajiba Love | October 31, 2013 | Comments ()


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I am so convinced that The Walking Dead’s Norman Reedus is the biggest bad ass on the planet that I once offered 11 pieces of evidence to support that theory. Here’s number 12: He’s a bad-ass photographer, too. (Vulture)

I am less interested in the dress (which is fabulous) that Diane Kruger is wearing here, and more interested in the side-eye that Joshua Jackson (RIP) is throwing. Is someone offstage saying something rude about his refusal to wear socks? (GFY)

Rumors that Anne Hathaway demanded the guests not speak to her at a charity even are completely baseless. They were allowed to speak, as long as they were spoken to first. DO NOT INITIATE EYE CONTACT. (DListed)

Harrison Ford was a grumpy asshole in a recent interview with GQ magazine, but you know what? He’s 71. He’s made 41 movies, several of which everyone on the planet has seen. If he wants to be a grumpy asshole, Harrison Ford gets to be a grumpy asshole. (Celebitchy)

Ugh. Nine more television shows are being developed based on feature films. I can’t wait to see who they get to replicate Tom Hanks’ iconic laugh in The Money Pit. (Uproxx)

Stuck without a costume and short on cash? It’s not too late for these quick Orphan Black cut-out costumes. Go as one of several clones, and all you need is a printer and a pair of scissors to be that awesome character from the show no one in your neighborhood has ever heard of. (Unreality)

The Evil Dead franchise is confusing these days. There is a sequel to the Evil Dead remake in the works, but Sam Raimi is also working on his own sequel to Army of Darkness, which could mean that the two Evil Dead streams may one day intersect. Or something. I’M CONFUSED. (Slashfilm)

I don’t know even how to describe this in an alluring way except to say that it’s one of the funniest, most terrifying Halloween pranks of the year. (Gawker)

In the wake of the How I Met Your Mother spin-off, Joanna covered the 13 sidelined characters more deserving of a spin-off, but here are 21 lazy spin-off ideas no worse than How I Met Your Father. (Underscoopfire)

And finally, Patrick Stewart — social media savant — wins Halloween. Does anyone enjoy hs life as much as Patrick Stewart does?

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  • Quatermain

    I'm not English, and I'm also nowhere near as charming as Patrick Stewart but I do enjoy the hell out of my life. Hell, it beats sitting around and toting up all the ways in which people are terrible and everything sucks.

  • Ben

    Wait is that TISM in the header pic?

  • Patrick Carr

    The fact that Norman Reedus photographed the Locust gives me an immediate boner.

  • John W

    You don't want to cross the Evil Dead streams.

    If you do, it would be bad.

    How bad?

    Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and
    every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.

    Total protonic reversal.

  • John G.

    That's a big Twinkie!

  • e jerry powell

    No, this is a big Twinkie.

  • My first thoughts as well.

  • I'd be pissed off if Harrison Ford wasn't a grumpy arsehole. This is the default Ford I want. Someone has to do a good job of grump.

  • Mrs. Julien

    Question: When you say "arsehole" do you pronounce the "r"?

  • Ben

    I always pronounce the R, otherwise it just sounds weird.

  • Depends on which side of the World Series you fall, I think...

  • Only when I'm feeling amorous.
    Most of the time it's just an 'ahsehole'

  • damnitjanet

    NO ONE can do that laugh like Tom Hanks. NO ONE!

  • Mrs. Julien

    Was that the same interview in which Harrison Ford said he wanted to be a character actor now? Because, if I may in my capacity as a former Harrison Ford obsessed teen: Dude. Seriously, dude? Who are you kidding? I mean, other than yourself. Dude.

  • Parsnip

    When I believe Mr. Stewart couldn't be anymore adorable, he trumps me yet again. Utterly adorable.

  • Somebody get me a pic of Sir Patrick in the lobster costume holding the kid in the pot.
    To the Photoshoppe.

  • luthien26

    What about Lobster Corgi for good measure?

    http://25.media.tumblr.com/tum...

  • bastich

    Don't forget the bowlers!

  • L.O.V.E.

    Hey dustin. Give me 500 words on Its Always Sunny Blackface vs Julianne Hough Blackface. go!

  • firedmyass

    "They aren't remotely analogous."

    There, just saved you having to read 496 more words.

  • L.O.V.E.

    That looks suspiciously similar to the "Because I said so" explanation my parents gave me as a kid when they didn't really have a good answer for something. Seems legitimate.

  • firedmyass

    Maybe they recognized stupid questions when they heard them, as well.

  • L.O.V.E.

    Oh, what a relief. I was concerned for a second that I was the one here dressed as a troll for Halloween.

    Cheers, mate!

  • firedmyass

    This sexual tension is unbearable. Let's just make out.

  • e jerry powell

    I was hoping for something more akin to some Masters of Sex study participants.

  • Robert

    I thought the Evil Dead franchises already slipped together with the after the credits shot in the stand alone remake/reboot.

  • KZoeT

    Harrison Ford, grumpy 71 year old < Patrick Stewart, delightfully cheerful 73 year old.

  • Bert_McGurt

    And speaking of Fords, and of Gawker, the mayor of Toronto will be having a truly frightful Hallowe'en now that the police have the crack smoking video that "didn't exist":

    http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

  • BWeaves

    Do you wonder if Patrick Stewarts younger wife just likes dressing him up?

    This photo reminds me of the little baby dressed as a lobster, in a stock pot, being held by their father dressed as a chef.

    http://www.thetoddanderinfavor...

  • Mrs. Julien

    Had I any maternal instincts, they would have been stirred by this image.

  • BWeaves

    It's the worried look on the child's face that really sells it.

  • Legally Insignificant

    Are those guys in the header pic supposed to be Rohrschach (sp?)?

  • bastich

    Maybe they're a group of Deadpools?

    (Deadpoolses? Deadpooli?)

  • I'd go with Deadpoolses....said with a Gollum voice.

  • Except the 2nd from left. He's Batman.

  • Legally Insignificant

    Can I safely assume they all probably have a very liberal stance on date rape and Axe body spray?

  • logan

    Apparently Patrick has reached that place in life where he just doesn't give a damn. Which is very cool.

  • e jerry powell

    If that's the case, so has Morgan Freeman

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