Patrick Stewart & Ian McKellen Are the Internet's Immortal Spirit Animals

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Patrick Stewart & Ian McKellen Are the Internet's Immortal Spirit Animals

By Agent Bedhead | Pajiba Love | October 21, 2013 | Comments ()


Guess how much profit AMC earns on each episode of The Walking Dead? No. Go ahead. GUESS. Also, guess how much NBC loses for every Sunday Night Football game? GUESS, DAMNIT. (WG)

I never realized until now how virtually everyone has completely stopped talking about Boardwalk Empire. Except this guy. He still has a lot to say about the show. (Grantland)

Drake, who already might be the most boring rapper in the universe, cancelled his Philly concert over the weekend. Which is fine. Just don’t f—-ing wait to do it until your audience shows up. (Vulture)

“Shock rocker” Marilyn Manson has joined the cast of Once Upon a Time, and when you see the role he’s going to play, it will make sense. Seriously. (The Mary Sue)

sirpatpl3.jpgDustin has already mentioned how amazing Patrick Stewart is at tweeting. He and Ian McKellen go jogging together! (SirPatStew)

Arnold Schwarzenegger does line readings for Reddit. Sadly, there’s no Kindergarten Cop to be found. (Slashfilm)

Justin Bieber plays grab-ass with strippers now. Our little boy is all grows gross up. (DListed)

Miley Cyrus goes pantless in a suitcase. (Celebitchy)

Miley ain’t got nothin’ on Taylor Momsen. (Us Weekly)

Drug dealers don’t sniff at keeping alligators in their hot tub. This story suspiciously like the Leonard Cohen episode of Miami Vice. (Film Drunk)

5 reasons that wearing a watchphone isn’t as cool as it sounds. Well other than possibly looking like David Hasselhoff. (UnderscoopFire)

Is this really the most unflattering outfit Katy Perry has ever worn? I think dressing like a human marshmallow and wearing a block of her cheese on her head were far worse sartorial choices. (Go Fug Yourself)

Did I mention how adorable Sir Patrick & Sir Ian really are while tweeting? Ian tweets photos of them together too. They are the coolest thing about New York City right now. (IanMcKellen)


The maker of the Space Invaders video game says if it were up to him, he would have made the game much easier. (Kotaku)

It’s Monday, so I hope you started your week off with some breakfast. Cereal has indeed transformed the American culture. What type do you favor? I eat the sh-t out of Kashi Crunch. (Mental Floss)

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  • John W

    (Apple Jacks + Honey Nut Cheerios + Raisin Bran) mix + Almond milk or Soy milk.

  • Fredo

    So have we, as an Internet World, decided that Sir Ian & Sir Patrick are our official representatives/elders/spirit animals? Because, if not, we should.

  • tarqueeny

    I'm surprised no one has come up with a moniker for Ian and Patrick.

  • bastich


  • tarqueeny

    What about McKellwart? Lol. Or Patian? Maybe StewMcKell?

  • BiblioGlow

    Well the options are either 'Pian' (let's all just agree that no), or Ia...Iarick? Iatrick? Let's just go with Iorick. Sounds like Yorick. Very appropriate.

  • NateMan


  • Sara_Tonin00


  • They should re-make 'The Odd Couple' with Ian McKellan and Patrick Stewart. I betcha that would make an absolute shit-ton of money.

  • Jerce

    I like this idea very much...but who would be the fussbudget, and who would be the slob?

  • NateMan

    Sir Ian is clearly, clearly the slob. Look at his fabulous hobo attire.

  • That's the way I see it. Ian McKellan as Oscar and Patrick Stewart as Felix.

  • Bedewcrock

    My favorite:

  • Michelle

    YES. I only hope my best friend and I are this awesome in our later years.

  • Sara_Tonin00

    ...there was a Leonard Cohen episode of Miami Vice?

    I don't know if I can even read the review of the aging kid.

    I see that Vladimir & Estragon have ceased waiting and are actively in search of Godot now? Or did they just say "fuck 'em"?

  • bastich

    I've heard that some people can find Godot at the bottom of a glass.

  • Mrs. Julien

    They are the most delicious honey-baked hams, aren't they?

  • NateMan

    I love how completely and utterly flamboyant Sir Ian is. I'd never have guessed it until all these photos.

  • John W

    I'll have whatever they're having because they're having waaay too much fun.

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