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Pajiba Love Up All Night

By Joanna Robinson | Posted Under Pajiba Love | Comments (22)



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Greetings and salutations to my wee little night owls and antipodean early birds. It’s the first ever (and possibly only) Pajiba Love UP All Night. Why? Because we like messing with your tiny minds, that’s why. And, to mess with you further, I’m going to start with some sports links. (I KNOW!) Turns out the San Francisco 49ers are in it this year. That’s sort of a shocker, donchaknow. Here’s our quarterback, the dashing Alex Smith, giving a loving spoonful of sympathy to the the Saints. (SFist)

Speaking of football, here’s a frilly little treat for your next game. But, remember Pajidans, laces out. (Neatorama)
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Speaking of artistic snacks, check out these rad international flags comprised of favorite foods from the region. Any guesses as to what would make up the U.S. flag? I’m betting on corn syrup and Miracle Whip. (The Kitchn)

And, finally, my feisty foodies, have you heard of “Bone Luging”? As with most exclusive and expensive food things, it’s totally disgusting and involves sucking marrow and then alcohol out of a bone. So, yum, here’s a tumblr of people sucking their little hearts out! (Bone Luge)

Speaking of suck, the inclusion of The Three Musketeers on Tarantino’s favorite films of 2011 list makes me question everything I know about Tarantino. Click through for the complete (often baffling) list. (The Quentin Tarantino Archives)
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I’ve already got a spot reserved on my Favorite Films of 2012 list for Prometheus. Premature? Maybe. But I trust in Fassbender, Elba, Rapace and Theron. Speaking of Rapace, there’s a new image of her attached to this fantastic interview with writer Damon Lindelof. Lindelof gives some tasty insight into the look of the film and, if you look real close, nerds, you’ll see a treat lurking behind Rapace. (LA Times)

Some clever boots has come up with Vintage Movie Posters of modern films. (Behance)

Speaking of alternate casting, here is the cast of “Community” in the brightest timeline all gussied up as X-Men. Well, of-f*cking-course Annie is Kitty Pryde, but I enjoy what they did there with Troy and Jeff. (Avivor)

Word on the street (the mean streets of my apartment) is that Jay-Z has officially renounced the word “b*tch” in honor of his daughter’s birth. He did it in poem form, you guys. Awww. (NME)

Okay, there might maybe be a little controversy as to whether Jay-Z actually wrote that poem. Speaking of misquoted men, it’s Martin Luther King Day and, in honor of that great man, here are 7 lesser-known King quotes. (GOOD)

Finally, of all the videos humming around the internets today, this is my favorite.

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Comments

if that ritchie song is in my head when i wake up, i won't wake up happy. darn funny

Posted by: norris at January 17, 2012 2:08 AM

That header picture... the hotness... the matching PJs... oh my... and, is this a "morning after" pic? I'm... uhm... what's the superlative of "extremely turned on right now"?
Will be back once I'm articulate again. Might take a while. Joanna, you minx!

Posted by: Irina at January 17, 2012 2:18 AM

Kinda confirms everything I've thought about Quentin Tarantino

Posted by: Protoguy at January 17, 2012 2:37 AM

Civil unions in the UK.
Damn.

As far as Jay-Z: ni**a, please. Why weren't you thinking like that before you even hooked up with Beyonce? Oh, yeah, B's probably one of those girls Chris Rock talks about, "he ain't talkin' 'bout me!

Yeah, that's right. Every time some thug tosses out "b**ch," he's talking about someone's daughter. It shouldn't have taken him this long to sniff that out.

There. That's done. Now I can return to objectifying British men again. What's a good word for them?

Posted by: Jerry at January 17, 2012 3:40 AM

I remember Quentin loved Bright Star as well. He's a strange dude sometimes, but I still love (his movies). If this has been resolved, please forgive me, but is there a reason for the swearing censorship in Pajiba Love and other columns? Because it seems weird. Thanks for the info!

Posted by: Jenne Frisby at January 17, 2012 3:45 AM

I would imagine that Canada's flag would be made of snow and the blood of innocent baby seals. Babby seal blood snow cones y'all! Mmmmmm, tastes sweet like sin.

Posted by: admin at January 17, 2012 8:48 AM

I always thought Jude Law and Ewan McGregor were the same person, even though I knew they weren't. However, that photo just convinces me that they are the same person, and it's photoshopped to look like he's in bed with himself. I need new glasses.

Posted by: BWeaves at January 17, 2012 9:34 AM

Stop messing with my tiny mind!

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at January 17, 2012 10:46 AM

@Jenne Frisby

Are you suggesting that Bright Star isn't a good film? Because if so, I shall personally lead the charge to put you in the village stocks for a week (there won't be any censorship in the invective I will be hurling) and I'm pretty sure our Link Wench will not be far behind me.
Of course you might just be suggesting that Tarantino has eclectic tastes, in which case all is well; forgive me for jumping to conclusions (I have no objectivity where Bright Star is concerned).

Posted by: PaddyDog at January 17, 2012 11:19 AM

"Bone luging" sounds like something I would agree to do with my significant other for our 5 year anniversary,

Posted by: Three-nineteen at January 17, 2012 11:33 AM

Watch out for the elbow bobsled on your 10th.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at January 17, 2012 11:46 AM

I'm gonna be photoshopping in penii on those bone luging gifs for the next little bit if anyone needs me. 'Cause that's the way I roll.

Posted by: NateS1973 at January 17, 2012 12:03 PM

I assume this means that Jay-Z now has 100 problems?

Posted by: branded at January 17, 2012 12:16 PM

Okay, HARD CORE geeking out; In that picture of Rapace the images seem to show SpaceJockey/Xenomorph hybrids? Maybe?

Would they be that tall? Wasn't the space jockey HYUUUUUUUUUUGE?

Posted by: Nadine at January 17, 2012 3:45 PM

In honor of Jay Z's sentiment I will stop referring to most rappers as talentless hacks.

Posted by: John W at January 17, 2012 6:33 PM

Caption for that photo: "Stop, right there! Don't move. You look absolutely stunning right when you wake up? Even before you've brushed you teeth. Would you like some homemade pancakes?"

Posted by: Carmelita at January 17, 2012 7:53 PM

Of course, that extra question mark just ruins the delivery...

Posted by: Carmelita at January 17, 2012 7:54 PM

101, branded

Posted by: Protoguy at January 17, 2012 8:20 PM

Sorry for the delay in reply PaddyDog. I've been studying (read, eating cobbler and looking out the window at the rain) all day. I did mean that Quentin has unexpected and eclectic tastes. Also, why I would consider Bright Star to be an excellently made film, it didn't grab me the way these costumed romances usually do. I found Fanny wholly unappealing, and I would have liked to see a whole lot more of Keats in a love story starring him. I've seen it twice, and can barely remember Ben Whishaw at all. He was totally overcome by Abbie Cornish and Paul Schneider's performances. This is obviously all my own opinion. My Dad (who has excellent taste in movies) has seen it three times, and cried copiously every time.

Posted by: Jenne Frisby at January 17, 2012 9:35 PM

------meeting a handsome and wealthy man. Just check my name!!Honey!
Join free!!!

Posted by: wealthyconnect.com at January 18, 2012 1:09 AM

Sneaky-ass spambot.

Almost skipped over Nadine 's comment because a glance at the caps and forward slash looked like another stupid ad (& is neither stupid nor an ad); then 6 comments down and dammit-to-hell I'm caught by - another stupid ad.
Useless to complain about it but still easier than starting to work.

Posted by: special snowflake at January 18, 2012 7:51 AM

Love her makeup! Would love to be able to do that and be fortunate enought to have those products!

Posted by: pompa submersibila at January 20, 2012 6:05 AM