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Lady Gaga Has Been Knighted With a Pork Sword

By Miscellaneous | Pajiba Love | June 30, 2010 | Comments ()

By Miscellaneous | Pajiba Love | June 30, 2010 |


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So Vogue Hommes Japan sent out promotional pics featuring a male model who looks exactly like Lady Gaga, and now everyone is saying it's her. I don't know about you, but I was more convinced she was wearing a penis when she wore the Kermit the Frog dress. (ONTD)

Awwwww snap, it's the Futurama Hat-trick! Here's a kickass poster of the entire cast dressed as the X-Men. Thanks to TracerBullet! (DeviantArt)

I have no idea who Coco is, but her body is fucking terrifying. Seriously, I think her vagina is actively eating her swimsuit in some of these pictures. On the plus side, I have an idea as to how we can stop the oil spill. (Dlisted)

Oh how sweet, Carrie Prejean is getting married after people like her essentially took that right away from thousands of gay men and women in her state. Whatever, I hope it rains on her wedding day. And then she gets hit by a sewage truck. (popbytes)

By now you may have heard about how Lara Logan, a CNN reporter, essentially tried to throw Rolling Stone under the bus over the General McChrystal article. Well as it turns out she was impregnated by a married man on whom she was reporting. (Deus Ex Malcontent)

I've only ever seen half of The Princess Bride (I'll watch the second half soon, I swear), but here's a quiz to see how much you know about the movie. Fittingly enough, I scored 50%. (Mental Floss)

Here are the 7 most WTF origins of iconic pop culture franchises. While it shouldn't come as a surprise that Mario is one huge mushroom-induced dream, Pinocchio's donkey porn backstory will make you weep for humanity. (Cracked)

By now you should probably know that I love Nicolas Cage, mostly because he's like Bruce Campbell without a shred of self-awareness. Anyway, here are his ten best roles in mo-AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! THE BEEEEEEEEEES! (Den Of Geek)

As if you needed another reason to hate Rod Blagojevich and his stupid hair helmet, he said that Barack Obama was a "hen-pecked husband" because he "listens to his wife". Ha! It's funny because it's horribly misogynist. (Zelda Lily)

If you happen to be a really rich Tron fan, you're in luck because they are literally selling the Lightcycles from the movie on eBay. All I can say is HOLY SHIT WANT WANT WANT. (Screen Junkies)

So as it turns out, David Caruso is a gigantic dick. To be fair, you would be too if you worked on a show that was...(*Puts on Glasses*)...Murder to watch. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! (Celebslam)

Also, it appears I'm not the only one who thinks vuvuzelas sound like violent diarrhea. Dogs do too! Thanks to admin.


Jeremy Feist is a freelance writer, maker of lovin', and an average-everyday-sane-psycho. You can check his sorta-NSFW blog here, or email him here.



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