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It's the night you've all been waiting for: The second season of Jersey Shore premieres tonight! Break out the pickles, roofies and stupid Ed Hardy hats, it's gonna be one helluva night. (Evil Beet)
You can add "Her fad diet" to the list of things you can never talk to Demi Moore about. Right under "Her weird missing hip bone". (popbytes)
Oh goddammit straight to hell. Soccer may still be super boring, but I have to admit, the soccer players are fun to look at. (Yeeeah!)
Alright, I've REALLY been trying to avoid the Mel Gibson thing for you guys, but technically, this sorta counts as movie news: Leonardo DiCaprio has dropped out of Mel Gibson's next movie. Sucks to be you, Sugartits. (Celebitchy)
In honour of the new season of Mad Men, here's a montage of all the show's drinking clips, and oh look, how did this glass of Kahlua and Bailey's get into my hand? (Warming Glow)
There are some things I'm entirely sure weren't actually created by humanity, but rather, willed into existence by the internet. Like this picture of Chewbacca fighting Nazis while riding a giant squirrel. (Unreality)
Here's a list of 20 celebrities fated to play live-action Disney Characters. And for the record: Kolby looks WAY more like Belle then that Eva Longoria bitch. (Paste)
Oh goddammit to hell, NO. They are now making underwear with built-in merkins. If fake hair doesn't even look good on your head, why would anyone think it would look good down there? (Frothygirlz)
Katie Price thinks that children of divorced parents are super lucky! Which is in no way true and I hate you and I hope you die Katie Price. (Dlisted)
Here's Kristen Schaal, who I absolutely love because she's funny and kinda reminds me of a cute little turtle, being hysterically funny on Letterman.
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