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Dungeons & Dragons + D*ldos = You're Welcome

By Miscellaneous | Pajiba Love | July 27, 2010 | Comments ()

By Miscellaneous | Pajiba Love | July 27, 2010 |


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You can blame Yossarian for this one: An existentialist novel about D&D characters coming to terms with the fact that they're not real while trying not to fuck everything within a five-mile radius. Why yes, I have pre-ordered my copy, why do you ask? (BoingBoing)

Here are ten moments of cynical sincerity in Adam Sandler movies. Yup. Ten sounds about right. As opposed to the 10,000 moments in Adam Sandler movies that makes you want to grab your TV and shake it to punish the little people who live inside of it. (A.V. Club)

Thanks to figgy for this one: Here's what Storm Troopers do on their day off. Hee! They're so tiny! (Wild Ammo)

Just in case you needed another reason to hate Paris Hilton, here she is wearing a SS-like hat and doing a nazi salute. I'm not sure if this counts as a war crime, but we should probably immolate her just to be safe. (Evil Beet)

It's so nice to see that Lindsay Lohan is getting along with everyone in jail and learning from her mistakes ... Oh, wait, everyone there actually hates her. Never mind, carry on. (Celebslam)

Pop quiz everyone: Is this Spencer Pratt or a bichon frise in people clothes? Seriously, why do you have pubes on your face? (popbytes)

As if you didn't have enough to worry about, what with shark week slowly approaching to devour us all, bears are now capable of stealing your car. EVERYBODY PANIC! (Gamma Squad)

Here's a video of a cat in a wheelchair that talks with a Speak and Spell and has a trust fund. (*Looks at checklist*) Yeah, that about covers it. It's all yours, people. (Warming Glow)

Goddamn, I have no idea who dropped a Cleveland steamer in Kirby's Cheerios this morning, but apparently, there's something about North America that fills him with pure, unadulterated RAGE. (Unreality)

If you don't find anything wrong with this video of a group of toddlers singing about being a "Hottie for the Potty", then ... You know what, why don't you have a seat over there? (FourFour)


Here's an interview with Drag U's Nina Flowers. I actually remember her from RuPaul's Drag Race, and being kinda pissed that she didn't win. (Socialite Life)

Awwwww, this is way too cute for words: A kid asked Ryan Reynolds what it was like saying the Green Lantern Oath, and what happened next will make your heart grow three sizes today.

Jeremy Feist is a freelance writer, maker of lovin', and an average-everyday-sane-psycho. You can check his sorta-NSFW blog here, or email him here.



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