Happy Regretsgiving, everyone! It's the magical day after Thanksgiving where we all realize how much we ate and how irritating our families are. And then we remember that, thanks to the long-weekend, you're stuck with them for three more days. Weeee! So what are you regretful for this year?
On a lighter note, here's something you can actually be thankful for: Shout! Factory has acquired the rights to all five MST3K episodes featuring Gamera, and will be releasing them as a boxed set. Aaaaaaand I just peed myself a little. Sha la la! (MST3KInfo)
In super shocking science news, a link has been discovered between people who like Batman and people who like porn. Yeah, it's called "Awesome people liking awesome things and being awesome," a-doy! (A.V. Club)
The other night, Jay Leno decided to ask permission from FourFour's Rich Juzwiak if he could use a supercut he created. In true Leno fashion, he claimed it as his own and gave no credit. Kinda starting to look like a pattern, isn't it? (popbytes)
So at first, they announced a movie based on Uncharted: Drake's Fortune, and I was all like "They already did that; it's called Serenity" (that joke was a thinker). But now they're adding Mark Wahlberg, Robert DeNiro and Joe Pesci to the cast, because clearly I'm the only person who thinks this movie is a terrible idea. (Film Drunk)
Game time! See if you can watch this 10 minute video of Kanye West at a concert ranting about how Taylor Swift never had his back and how Matt Lauer is as bad as a child abuser, and try and take him completely seriously. You can't even make fun of him in your head. Make it through the whole thing and you get a cookie. (BWE)
Next time you're flying, make sure that you're not sitting next to Johnny Rotten, because he will fart you out of your plane seat. Yup, it's official, this is the dumbest/grossest thing I've ever linked to. (Agent Bedhead)
Because it's never Thanksgiving without a bunch of giant-ass balloons, here's a gallery of all the floats from the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. (Buzzfeed)
Jennifer Grey ended up winning Dancing With The Stars instead of the girl who makes a living off of being a hypocrite, thus giving me something I have to handle with kid gloves so that we don't end up with another flame war. (Warming Glow)
Here's a list of things you should never, ever, ever wear to the airport. Sorry figgy, but those Alexander McQueen shoes he made for Gaga that you love so much? Those will fucking kill you if you wear them on an aircraft. Just sayin'. (The Gloss)
I have nothing to add to this except CAKE PRINTER! THE PRINTER THAT PRINTS CAKES! Seriously, isn't that enough for you people? (Gamma Squad)
To make you all feel better about yourselves, here's the Turbaconepic, a bird in a bird in a bird in a pig wrapped in bacon. It's pretty much the Inception of Thanksgiving feasts. Look upon it and be thankful you weren't the one eating this.