Meh, He's Still Funnier Than Fred Armisen
I know all of you prefer 30 Rock over Shit My Dad Says any day of the week, since you're on Pajiba and all and not on, say, Ain't It Cool News, but here's a scientific study proving that 30 Rock is ultimately the better show. (Split Sider)
Here's another installment of terrible-movie-plots-recreated-with-scathing-review-quotes, this time featuring The Next Three Days, because fuck you Paul Haggis! Yup, I'm still bitter. (Film Drunk)
Jacob & Co. is suing Courtney Love after she borrowed over $100,000 in jewelry from them and never returned it. Just putting this out there and everything, but maybe you shouldn't be giving a barely employed drug addict that much jewelry, hmmm? (popbytes)
Apparently, Lost co-creator Damon Lindelof saw the new Harry Potter movie and wasn't too pleased with how there were still so many plotlines left unsolved. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go roll around in this sweet, sweet irony like a dog in a pile of leaves. (Agent Bedhead)
John Barrowman + Lightsabers + The Muppets from Avenue Q = There is a God. You're welcome people! (io9)
Just because I can, here's fifteen minutes of behind the scenes footage of Tron Legacy. Totally random aside here, but am I the only one who keeps confusing Olivia Munn for Olivia Wilde? (Gamma Squad)
Here are the ten craziest transformations in cartoons not featuring robots. Oh should probably warn you right off the bat: Don't watch this if you're taking any medication, unless you want to seriously trip balls. (Topless Robot)
Because Jessica Simpson really isn't sad enough as she is, her engagement story apparently has a ton of contradictions in it and reeks of bullshit. (Celebitchy)
Here are 10 "Awesome" turkey recipes. I'm sorry, but the Dunkin' Donuts turkey literally made me dry heave. Consider this your gross-out link of the day. (Buzzfeed)
Leonardo DiCaprio's plane was forced to make an emergency landing at JFK yesterday after one of its engines blew out. Man, between a train blowing up and his dead, crazy, train-summoning wife, Leo cannot catch a break, can he? (Celebslam)
And now, just to prove that the universe is a dark and senseless place, here's Kim Kardashian at the ribbon cutting for a fucking bathroom. I'm not sure whether to be outraged or just confused. (The Superficial)
To the gaming geeks out there, here's a nice, tasty slice of nerd pie: Here's the dialogue from Poker Night at the Inventory, featuring Max from Sam and Max, the Heavy from Team Fortress 2, Tycho from Penny Arcade, and Strong Bad.
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