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Here are eight movie women who save themselves by using their sexuality. What about Olive from Easy A? I mean yeah, she didn't have sex with anyone and it kinda nearly ruined her life, but... Actually, never mind. You should still probably see the movie though. (Nerve)
Alright, I've been avoiding talking about the new TSA pat-down policy, mostly because I really couldn't care less if someone has to feel me up to make sure I'm not a terrorist, but this story about a flight attendant with 30 years of experience who survived breast cancer being forced to remove her prosthetic breast? Not cool. (Zelda Lily)
Lindsay Lohan has officially been shitcanned from Inferno, the Linda Lovelace biopic, which officially drops her level of current employment to absolute zero. Great, now Dina is going to have to get a real job. Like a common peasant! (popbytes)
Who wants to feel inordinately angry for no real reason? Well, here's the newest trailer to Justin Bieber's biopic/concert movie/whatever, which I can guarantee will make you want to curb-stomp a teenager. (Screen Junkies)
Here are eight Mario Kart inspired sex moves. Personally, I'm a fan of the Boo: You disappear for about ten seconds, and when you reappear, they're missing their wallet. (Dorkly)
Miley Cyrus's eighteenth birthday was this week, and she celebrated by wearing leather and making out with a boy. You know what? I approve. See kids? Enjoy your childhood, wait until you're old enough, THEN start sluttin' it up! (Yeeeah!)
Here are ten "classic" movies that critics hated. Just putting this out there, but out of the ten movies on the list, six only barely count as classics, three of them are only okay at best, and one of them I've never even heard of. (Unreality)
Another day, another story about how Jessica Simpson is pregnant when she's actually just fat. Hell, don't we all look a little pregnant when we eat too much? I ate two spaghetti sandwiches this weekend, and my mother asked me when I was due. That bitch. (Evil Beet)
For everyone who tends to write off gaming: Call of Duty: Black Ops just grossed $650 Million in the space of five days, which is more than most movies will make at the box office ever. The only thing sadder that that is the realization that Call of Duty: Black Ops pretty much just looks and plays like every other gritty shooter out there. (The Flickcast)
And now for your impossibly cute video of the day, here's a Boxer trying to steal a sock away from a baby.
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