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Today's Forecast: Cloudy With a Chance of Apocalypse

By | Pajiba Love | July 23, 2010 | Comments ()


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Normally, I don't like to think of myself as a shill for the Discovery Channel, mostly because they publicly endorse sharks and also because they won't make Jamie Hyneman take off that dumb beret. That being said, this series about simulating a post-apocalyptic scenario and forcing people to survive in it is BADASS. (The Colony)

We have officially found one, and ONLY ONE, upside to BP's oil spill: Aquaman is now relevant again! Why yes, I am purposely fanning the flames, why do you ask? (Unreality)

The Westboro Baptist Church tried to protest Comic-Con, so everyone went ahead and counter-protested. I have nothing to add to this except HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this is why you suck, Fred Phelps. (Gamma Squad)

This is actually totally cool: Some guy drove across the country and wrote down 38 things he learned while doing so. One thing I learned driving from Montreal to Toronto: It's far. That, and Tim Horton's is AMAZING. (The Desonesto Doctrine)

Katy Perry released the artwork for her upcoming album, and it's pretty much her lying naked on cotton candy, and you stopped reading this and clicked the link when you hit the naked part, didn't you? (popbytes)

Rumours are already going around that Shia Laboeuf is banging his new costar on Transformers 3, which is obviously a lie since no one would ever voluntarily have sex with Shia Laboeuf. (Celebitchy)

Oooooo, there's a new dating site out there that matches you up based on your literary tastes. Hmmmmm ... I wonder who they would match a Mary Roach-loving gay porn star up with? (Zelda Lily)

Snooki, the slutty pot, said that Heidi Montag, the slutty kettle, looks like an alien and now she wants to punch her. Normally I'd be rolling my eyes, but this fight needs to happen RIGHT FUCKING NOW. With chainsaws. In a very small cage. (Celebslam)

And in other Jersey Shore news, oh. My. FUCKING GOD. Embarrassing family Christmas photos of The Situation hit the internet, proving once and for all that Santa's real! He's really really real! (Yeeeah!)

I know I posted the ICP video yesterday, but I totally missed out on this until right now: Tila Tequila will be playing the Eleventh Annual Gathering of the Juggalos. CODE SKANK, I REPEAT, WE HAVE A CODE SKANK. (Agent Bedhead)

Oh look, one of the assholes who threatened Matt Stone and Trey Parker was arrested by federal agents. HA! (Cues the choir) All together now: GO FUCK YOURSELVES! (Screen Junkies)

The 12-year-old lesbian all the kids are losing their shit over is scheduled to be a guest star on CSI. Please let it be as a corpse, please let it be as a corpse, please let it be as a corpse... (Warming Glow)

And now for your gross-out link of the day. Fair warning: What is seen here cannot be unseen. EVER. (Buzzfeed)

And just to wash that taste out of your mouth, here's a dog and a deer who are super best friends. FROLIC!

Jeremy Feist is a freelance writer, maker of lovin', and an average-everyday-sane-psycho. You can check his sorta-NSFW blog here, or email him here.



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