Are You Owning Your Gay Yet?
So yesterday I got an email from Pajiban SugarKane, a writer over at Socialite Life, about an interview series she's doing with the contestants from RuPaul's Drag U. As someone who watched Drag Race religiously (Oh shut the hell up) I'm totally in love with this. Own your gay, Pajibans. (Socialite Life)
I've been purposefully avoiding any and all links to Mel Gibson (and Lindsay Lohan too; you guys need a break) but oh look! Now Michael Lohan might be hitting women too! Oh for fuck's sake, please tell me this isn't a fad. (Evil Beet)
I know a few of you were wondering why the porcupine from yesterday had a shaved tushy. Well as it turns out, Britney and said porcupine might be going to the same hairdresser. (Yeeeah!)
Tori Spelling had a big hissy fit about the paparazzi swarming her and her husband when they left the hospital, despite the fact that she was the one who tipped them off. Oh Donna Martin, will you ever win? (Celebslam)
When you think of one big guy's night out, what's the first place you'd think of going? If you said "Thailand", congratulations! You're one of the guys behind The Hangover 2. (Screen Junkies)
While I have absolutely no doubt in my mind that Saw 3D (The Traps Come Alive!) will suck more ass than the tail-end of the human centipede, this 3D motion poster is fucking cool as hell. (Film Drunk)
If you ever wondered what it's like to work behind the scenes of House, it involves strip clubs, drunken knife throwing and calling people fags. And now you know! (Warming Glow)
What happens when you take famous movie showdowns and turn them into adorable cartoons? You get this site, which I love so much I want to take it out to a nice dinner, order the most expensive bottle of wine on the menu, then (censored)-fuck it. Thanks Brite! (Great Showdowns)
Here are 19 horrible fast food ideas that are probably not too far off. Can I just say that I fucking HATE Bloody Marys? They're gross, they take forever to make and people always order them in huge groups which means I waste a ton of time on them. Even worse: BLOODY CAESARS, which are the same thing, but made with Clamato. GAG. (Cracked)
They made another one of those Kidz Bop CDs, and oh look, they chose the most inappropriate songs ever. Seriously, I have the sudden urge to curl up in the shower and sob for about half an hour after listening to this. (Dlisted)
This video was sent to me by TK last night, so you know it's going to be all kinds of terrifying. All I'll say is that it involves Juggalos and I couldn't sleep for three hours after watching it.