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re: Taylor Momsen ... might have written a song for Heidi Montag’s album.

Taylor Momsen actually writes songs?

That does not compute.

Fuck McCain. If he had his way, I wouldn't be able to go to college because he did everything he could to slash the GI Bill. For a guy that served, all he ever has done is pay veterans lip service and then stab us in the back at every turn. Then again, your talking about a man that should have never gotten into the Naval Academy except for his daddy...should have flunked out...but daddy saved him...should have never been allowed near a plane since he graduated at the bottom of his class...but again, daddy got him what he wanted. Granted, he did do his POW time honorably, despite daddy's attempt to get him out. But I think he seems to believe that every military vet has a massive inheritance to fall back on after their military time. Hell, he's on record for wanting to slash VA healthcare budgets. Fuck that face cancer having mother fucker.

Yeah but to be fair, The Pretty Reckless don't suck. I spend quite a bit of time listening to Make Me Wanna Die.

Also FUCK YOU MCCAIN

"Because John McCain is a giant asshole, he went on the record to say that he would do everything in his power to filibuster the repeal of Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell. What a fucking dick. "

Though McCain is a douche, I'm kinda curious to get your thoughts on Bill Clinton and all the other democratic senators (let's not forget that this was in 1993, before the repubs. took control of congress) who proposed and passed DADT in the first place as a compromise as opposed to just doing away with all LGBT discrimination in the military.

Also seems kinda arbitrary to pick on MCcain when Obama hasn't done much of anything to end the DADT or DOMA in the near two years he's been in office, unless you count giving speeches about his promise to end it as evidence of actual progress to end it.

You all do have the majority, you know...

Actually ERM, I'm only two years older than her. That, and let's face it: If you pose for the cover of a magazine in your lingerie holding guns when you're seventeen, and if you talk about how you're already bored with sex and your vibrator is your best friend when you're seventeen, and if your music video features you stripping when you're seventeen... Well, I'll let you piece together the rest of that thought.

@Jeremy

I'm pretty sure that if you are underage the appropriate response is to call her mother a whore. Have we learned nothing from Lohan?

Oh, Jesus Christ, because she's underage we're not allowed to CALL HER NAMES?!?! What a fucking society of pussies we're becoming. LOOK AT HER!!! It's not like she's eight. She's a dumb fucking ignorant little cunt whose life is over before it even started. She looks like a used piece of Kleenex. Period. Don't like that, go back to jerking off your dogs, Losers.

I don't think we can call Momsen anything else nasty as Case used up all the best/worst words, and added a special dose of bile that has depleted our collective reserves.

I was once a 17 year old girl and let me assure you, many of my cohorts were whores. I dressed a bit like one but never went through with the promise of said attire. Kind of like Sandy at the end of Grease.

Dear Pajiba love, jeremy, all: today has been really awful. I sneaked online during my lunch break looking for anything to distract me, and as always, you delivered. Thank you for making me smile. This is unbelievably corny, but I truly mean it (from the bottom of my cold, cold heart).

I'm sorry you're having a bad day nosio. Would you like me to say something really obnoxious so KBalls can eviscerate me with magnificently scathing, yet succinct, aplomb? It is wonderful to behold and I am happy to offer myself up. You let me know.

Ms. Julien beat me to it. You bunch of pox riddled slatterns! Also, whore.

That Christine O’Donnell lady looks pretty hot in that video.

I would totally do her in her anti-gay Republican butt.

All...night...long.

AND...AND...anti-masturbation.

Sorry I left that out.

So. I'll masturbate in front of her and then totally do her in her anti-gay, anti-masturbation, Republican butt.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzHcqcXo_NA

When you've used her ass up, so to speak, can you duct tape her to a bumper heading swiftly out of my adopted state?

Thanks.

Erm,

While Taylor Momsen may not be an actual whore, she certainly enjoys projecting that image. You reap what you sow.

Strumpet is my favorite. It has a certain flare, and if one confuses it with trumpet, you still get some good lip action and there's music to be made.

Since when could people under the age of 18 not be whores? I shall alert the thousands of runaways turning tricks to stay alive that ERM is vexed with them. I am sure they will instantly throw themselves on the mercy of the authorities, who I am similarly sure will treat them nothing like whores.

Also, if a young woman takes her clothing off (or refuses to put it on) and gives salacious details of her sexual habits in order to keep the public eye upon her so she can continue to make money from slavering perverts, what else are we supposed to call her? Bless her entrepreneurial spirit, but even whores can be self-employed. Doesn't make them not whores.*

*And I say this as a woman with several friends who are/have been sex workers.

//I don't give a shit what you call people, but this Momsen girl's mother is the real bitch here. She's allowed her daughter to look, act, and speak like a giant whore for years, so Taylor thinks it's acceptable.//

Complain about the kid's upbringing all you want, but I'm pretty sure's there's a dad somewhere that should bear just as much responsibility for how his kid turned out. This kid seems to have a few issues, but her mom not raising her to be a chaste and proper young lady probably isn't the biggest one.

Whatever Taylor Momsen's issues are, putting the responsibility 100 percent on the mother and not the parents is bull. Frankly, at 17 she can take a good chunk of responsibility herself.

I prefer the classy "lady of the night".

calling girls and women whores is so mindless and boring