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Arghhh.matey. Avast and heave-ho!

arrrrrrrrrgh! I would have gotten almost ALL OF THOSE QUESTIONS RIGHT... if I could spell :|

Let's clarify this again.

Family Guy - occasionally enjoyable since its cancellation, but is increasingly abrasive as it's second run rolls on

Cleveland Show - shit

Cartoon Cavalcade - human centipede shit

American Dad! - the best animated show you won't watch because Seth MacFarlane made it. It is nothing like Family Guy. It is consistently funny and relies on plot, not cutaways, to achieve said humor. For goodness sake, the first three seasons had newspaper headline gags in the opening credits. Patrick Stewart is the raucous leader of the CIA who thinks taking the entire organization to a strip club is the only way to ensure the elimination of a massive budget surplus.

Look up the episode called "Rapture's Delight" and watch it. It's occasionally on Hulu, though not right now. There is no shortage of streaming sites with the episode.

If a spot on parody of every apocalypse film ever made wrapped in a pretty Christmas special bow doesn't do it for you, try "Tears of a Clooney." That's on Netflix Instant. Then come back here and tell me this show is anything like Family Guy in quality or humor. I can wait.

Parp? Moum?

Are you kidding? My friends and I have been doing this since yesterday. And it never stops being funny.

Allie Brosh is my new god.

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh! Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh! Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh! Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh! Arrrrgh! Arrrrgh! Arrrrgh! Arrrgh! Arrrgh! Argh! Argh! Argh! Argh! Ar! Ar! Ar! Ar!.......................AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Crap, Talk Like A Pirate Day is on a Sunday? That takes all the fun out of it. I won't see anyone on Sunday. Still, it beats Saturday. Talking like a Pirate on Yom Kippur might not go over real well in my synagogue.

Påarp,a town in Sweden. We have friends that live there.

Also from Urban Dictionary:
Parp, British slang, to break wind.
Johnny Fartpants from Viz is always parping.

Still laughing, thanks Allie

I need to buy Tim Gunn's book. Anyone read it yet? I hear he calls out a bunch of assholish divas in the fashion industry. And because everyone loves him he just seriously doesn't give a shit anymore, and he's going off on eeeeveryone. I love that man to death. I want him to be my uncle or something.

Ha, I'm so happy I only recognized three girls out of that list of Hooters chicks. Seriously, Frisky, you need to reconsider your definition of the word 'celebrity'. 'Slutty Famewhores' would have been more appropriate.

Awwwwww....I like American Dad. It had My Morning Jacket on it, for fucks sake. And this is coming from someone who "nothings" Family Guy (but loathes people who "love it, bro, love it" and absolutely despises The Cleveland Show.

Seriously, what's up with the quiz today? It seems both very picky and kind of wonky. On the translucent fruit question, I got the right answer and was told that the answer was actually exactly what I'd typed, with no change in spelling or capitalization.

I swear I know food! I am the snobbiest of food snobs! Is this just an attempt to bring me and my ilk down a few notches? Because I swear I shall remain defiant until the last! *sobs over a haricot verts and tempeh stir fry accompanied by some damn lychee wine*

Fuck that quiz. It wasn't a food quiz, it was a spelling test, and not a good one at that. I know what cold potato soup is, even if I can't spell it.

Some of it was case sensitive, some wasn't. "Lychee" vs "lychee" fre Chrissakes.

RE: Darkwing Duck

Darkwing Duck has the distinct honor of telling the best science fiction story I've ever heard.

It begins with the Duck fighting some kind of evil toy/physics genius, who had invented a giant spinning top which could TRAVEL THROUGH FUCKING TIME! The Duck, trying to stop the villain, accidentally hops aboard the top right before it vanishes and ends up in the future. A bleak, dark future. A future in which Darkwing Duck mysteriously vanished and was unable to continue his crusade against crime.

In the future, he encounters his daughter (daughter right?) and all his former crime fighting colleagues. If memory serves, it wasn't a warm reunion. It was bitter and difficult because he basically just dissapeared one night and never came back, abandoning his young daughter and leaving the city to rot and fester.

What engaged me about this story, besides the impressive three-dimensionality of these -- well, these fucking ducks, was their idea of time travel.

In the second Back to the Future, Marty travels into the future and sees himself. Because the story assumes that he will eventually go BACK in time and live out a normal life. Right? Well, Darkwing Duck had a different take on it. When he leaps into the future, he is essentially plucked out of time and dropped back in the future. In the future timeline, he hadn't been around -- he couldn't go visit himself because he's the only one there is. And in the past, he wasn't around. Because he'd gone into the future. I remember comparing these two stories in my mind over and over (I'm certain they came out at around the same time) and being mystified by how the silly little cartoon about FUCKING DUCKS had a more imaginative grasp on time travel.

Don't you see? He wasn't around in the past because he'd traveled into the future! It's brilliant! BRILLIANT!

*sigh*

My 12 year old self is all giddy.

I'm all for making fun of conservatives, but when us liberals accuse them of things they didn't do, it makes us look stupid. It also makes this poster specifically look incredibly racist in stating that some conservatives just up and dressed up black people like dolls, as if they had no say in the matter.

There was an auction at the event you link to, but it was, you know, an auction. For items, not a "mock auction of slaves." Seriously, how fucking stupid are this poster and the one at Angry Black Chronicles to not understand that a LIVE AUCTION is not an auction of live people, but an auction where people bid out loud as opposed to a SILENT AUCTION (which, if they called a dead auction, I'm sure you would think that was an auction for organs or zombies or something, fucking idiots).

There were African Americans at the event, but they were there to promote Gullah culture (something I had no idea about until I read about this picture, so they have certainly been more than successful).

I would also like to take this opportunity to once again voice the fact that J. Feist is kind of obnoxious and annoying as the writer of these Pajiba Love posts.

Re: that foodie test, I got them all right, but it counted half as incorrect because I spelled them slightly wrong. And one I spelled correctly and just didn't capitalize the first letter! Lame!!

Has improved, rather. Sometimes I can be bothered to fix my typos.

Oh, no. It does not get better than Frasier and Niles Crane. Mind you, GOB Bluth is one of the funniest characters of all time, and Michael may be more relatable--but if we're just talking well-cast siblings, then there is absolutely no match for the Crane boys. Per-freakin'-fection.

Oh, my bad. How silly of me (and of one of the Wonkette writers which I referenced) to see white folks dressed up in their Confederate finest, while the two (and only two, from what I can see from the photos posted on FitsNews) black people are dressed like slaves to draw a faulty conclusion from an advertised "live auction" at an event dubbed "A Southern Experience."

An idiot? Maybe. A fucking idiot? Quit harshing my mellow.

How much were those black people paid, anyway? Do you know? You want to talk about the larger issue, which is why the hell such an event even took place at all? Or do you just want to feel awesome and superior?

And yeah, the two black people (whom I quoted, actually) who claim to have been educating people clearly did a great job because you went and googled Gullah after these asshats had to explain themselves. That makes sense. And by that, I mean it makes no sense at all.

That said, as soon as my server stops being a jerk, I'll update the post after investigating further, and maybe the event will be downgraded from "racist as fuck" to just "racist."

Sincerely,
Duchess Fucking Idiot

Also, anyone who thinks that farce of republican gathering is remotely acceptable is an idiot. Looking back at slavery in a favorable light and saying, "This is just history. We can't sanitize it" is just ignorant. You're right, you can't sanitize it. But you can downplay how horrific a time that was for black americans by integrating it in a "fun" way as a fucking costume party. It's in poor taste.

Yeah, Angry Black Lady may have not had it entirely straight when she wrote the post. What are you? Fucking perfect?
People make mistakes, people misinterpret things, it still seems pretty tasteless, though it would depend really on what they actually did or said at the party, but there's no reason to fly off the handle about it.