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Nicolas Cage, Now Even More Two-Dimensional!

By Stacey Nosek | Posted Under Pajiba Love | Comments (26)



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Oh my God this is the BEST THING. Some dude made a Nicolas Cage faux-Colorforms play adventure set and this is something that you can actually purchase on the internet. (Cinematical)

If you’re one of the unlucky ones stuck at work this afternoon, here’s something that will kill an hour or so: “The Daily Show” has posted the entire decade in review. Thanks, Sofi! (TDS.com)

Here’s a round-up of the worst movie trailers of 2009, some of which will go on to become the worst movies of 2010. (Film Drunk)

This is really kind of a “non-story,” but what the hell. I’m game for anything involving some random dude’s ass crack and Bai Ling. (Agent Bedhead)

Oh hey, speaking of dude’s ass cracks, here’s Bradley Cooper’s. C’mon people, It’s New Year’s Eve here. I don’t have much to work with today. (Yeeeah!)

This is why Lady Gaga will never, ever earn my respect. Because she hangs out with Perez Hilton in matching goddamn outfits. (Litelysalted)

Heyoo, a friend of a friend started this comic book blog recently and asked if I would give it a nod. I don’t know much about comics myself, but if you’re inclined to read such a thing I urge you to check it out! (Marvel Genesis)

Jeremy put together his own list of the top 20 albums of 2009. I admit I haven’t heard many of these — but hey, the kid’s got good taste in music and I trust his judgment. (Notes on Bar Napkins)

Patrick Stewart has been knighted? The fuck? Now I’m never going to be able to tell the difference between him and Ian McKellen. (Screen Junkies)

Here’s a quiz to match famous “Simpsons” guest stars to the characters they played. (Before they just started playing themselves.) And for the record, yes I did mix up Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen. SEE?? (Mental floss)

KFC has scientifically formulated a more healthy, less messy version of the hot wing. Welcome to the future, peoples. (Impulsive Buy)

Here are nine ways the future will suck. Genetically enhanced low-fat-less-messy hot wings notwithstanding. (Topless Robot)

A new study says that female gamers are more intense than male gamers. Now, I am not necessarily what you’d call a “gamer” per se, but I do have the new Super Mario game and I wouldn’t doubt that maybe some of my neighbors have wondered if I’m being murdered when I make Mario fall in the lava. (Zelda Lily)

Wow, it’s an, um, New Year’s miracle. Katherine Heigl finally did something that doesn’t make her look like a C-U-Next Tuesday. (Celebitchy)

And now, Paul F. Tompkins and the chubby, bespectacled dude from “Mad Men” deal with the onslaught of zombie apocalypse. H/T, Dan Carlson’s facebook. See you next year and all that!

Sketch Of The Dead

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Comments

What are we suppose to do if we are unlucky enough to be stuck at work AND be on a network that blocks Daily Show videos? Huh? huh?

Posted by: the_wakeful at December 31, 2009 1:26 PM

that dude who made the colorforms is Brandon Bird, a cult artist who has made some great, if not strange, pop art. You guys will love his style: http://www.brandonbird.com/

Posted by: aidan at December 31, 2009 1:34 PM

What are we suppose to do if we are unlucky enough to be stuck at work AND be on a network that blocks Daily Show videos? Huh? huh?

I'm thinking killing spree. Maiming spree, minimum.

Posted by: socalledonlycousins at December 31, 2009 1:40 PM

I'd like to knight Patrick Stewart, if you know what I mean.

Who in the world gives a crap about Bradley Cooper (or his crack)? I do not see the appeal at all. But I do kind of get him with Renee Z. They both have that pursed up anus face thing going. Think of the little poopy babies they could make together!

Posted by: Cindy at December 31, 2009 1:42 PM

Heyoo, a friend of a friend started this comic book blog recently and asked if I would give it a nod.

You should tell your friend to add an RSS feed for the posts, not just the comments. I'm quite interested in old comics but without an RSS feed I don't read anything. And unfortunately that means I might forget about his blog, good though it may be.

Posted by: Brenton at December 31, 2009 2:03 PM

Hint: Patrick Stewart is bald. Ian McKellen is not. If you're only basing it on the voice though, you might be kind of fucked.

Posted by: Jeni at December 31, 2009 2:08 PM

Scrap that, I just found it, but it's not linked on the main blog page, which he should do.

Posted by: Brenton at December 31, 2009 2:12 PM

Now I’m never going to be able to tell the difference between him and Ian McKellen.

That is some blasphemous motherfucking horseshit on top of bullshit, man.

Mixing up Gandalf and fucking JEAN-LUC PICARD?

What?

No.

NOOOOOO.

Posted by: Seany D at December 31, 2009 2:18 PM

Seany D your assertion is valid. However I am more upset that Patrick Stewart has just been knighted. That is some fucked up shit right there.

Posted by: admin at December 31, 2009 2:22 PM

Patrick Stewart is Knight now, huh. Does this mean I have to call him 'Sir' when I go to the Spank Bank for inspiration? 'Oh Captain my Captain' was pretty hot...

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at December 31, 2009 2:57 PM

Thanks for these. Better than the Guest Stars from the Simpsons, though, is the "Troy McClure Movie or Actual Terrible Movie":

http://mentalfloss.com/quiz/quiz.php?q=356

Funny and sad at the same time, and not as easy as you'd think.

Posted by: Johnnyboy at December 31, 2009 3:44 PM

15/15 on the Simpsons quiz. Probably helped along by the fact that I own the episode guide in book form, and kept it on my nightstand like a bible for a good half decade of my life. I thought I was the only person on earth who ever bought one of those things until I saw that someone had donated the entire series of X-Files Season recap books to Value Village.

And, the best way to tell Sir Ian MacKellan and Sir Patrick Stewart apart is to watch their separate appearances on "Extras." Both are unforgettable, and lodge ear worm quotes into your head involving either vaseline or the removal of clothing via psychic powers.

Posted by: Death By Hippopotamus at December 31, 2009 3:55 PM

Ooh, I would kill on a quiz about Extras appearances!


"Sir Ian, Sir Ian, Sir Ian -- YOU SHALL NOT PASS! -- Sir Ian, Sir Ian, Sir Ian."


"I think that I want to see her naked, and her clothes just fall off! She tries to cover up, but I've already seen everything."

Posted by: Three-nineteen at December 31, 2009 4:28 PM

"Now I’m never going to be able to tell the difference between him and Ian McKellen."

1. Patrick Stewart has NEVER had hair. Watch "I, Claudius" and it's almost terrifying how little hair he has.

2. I could understand it if you couldn't tell the difference between Ian McKellen and Christopher Lee, but Patrick Stewart?

3. OK, I admit it. All those pasty white Brit boys look alike.

Posted by: BWeaves at December 31, 2009 5:28 PM

Brandon Bird is responsible for the awesomeness in the world known as the Law And Order Coloring Book.

Yes, you read that right.

http://www.brandonbird.com/lno_color.html

It's the shit. BUM BUM!

Posted by: ziggy at December 31, 2009 10:30 PM

ding dang. three-nineteen beat me to the punch.

i hate it when i'm beat to the punch. especially if there's likker in the punch.

what?

i don't know. i'm just saying things.

Posted by: stopthemadness at January 2, 2010 12:13 AM

Stacey, your friend's comic blog is great. I've become a regular reader.

Posted by: Brenton at February 16, 2010 2:14 PM

Uhm... that was quite interesting :)

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