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By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | December 31, 2008 |


For anyone who lives in NYC, I suggest you get there hell out of dodge. There’s gonna be some heavy shit going down tonight, and trust me — you don’t wanna be caught in the aftermath. (The Blemish)

Dane Cook got robbed effing blind by his very own brother. Is it wrong to laugh at the misfortunes of others even if they happen to be super irritating? (WIMB)

Speaking of Dane Cook, it looks like some advertising agencies are following his lead. If you can’t be clever, settle for crass. (Agent Bedhead)

Who else is totally fatigued with the December Oscar grab-ass? (FilmExperience)

Holy mother of God. Kristen Bell just carried out nearly every male (and surely some female) Pajibans’ ejaculatory fantasies. (Popoholic)

Hee! Hee! Hee! Hee! Hee! Hee! (PA Notes)

This lady got lost on her way to an Alcoholic Anonymous meeting and solved the problem by downing two bottles of wine. Eh, that’s more or less how I solve most of life’s problems. (QuizLaw)

Here’s the most unintentionally hilarious thing I’ve seen all day: Turd Punk Avril Lavigne’s 2009 Calendar. (cityrag)

If you tuned in yesterday, here is FourFour’s 44[plus] reasons to love 2008, part two. (FourFour)

I had no idea that 2008 was such a big year for the hamburger. Also, damn. I’m kinda hungry all of a sudden. (SeriousEats)

Here’s a list of ten people we lost in 2008 who are wort remembering. (mental floss)

It ain’t easy out here for a blog these days. Defamer, of the Gawker empire, is getting unceremoniously kicked out on it’s ass. (Defamer)

Here are the perfect cakes to crap all over your New Years festivities. (CakeWrecks)

I couldn’t find an adequate clip to use for my New Years Pajiba Love, so I put a call out on Facebook for the perfect video and within five minutes got this; compliments of an old high school classmate. Have a great night, and I’ll see you bitches next week!

Bonus clip: Dildo on the news!! Happy New Year!

Pajiba Love brought to you by Stacey Nosek, who can be reached via email here.

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