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Happy New Year everyone! Hope you all have a great one. Unless you’re like me and shot your wad early by getting drunk last night and plan to spend the evening nursing a hangover and watching the “Twilight Zone” marathon.

And now, a hangover recipe that might come in useful for the rest of you tomorrow. (mental floss)

Jennifer Garner beats out the moonshine guy for “West Virginian of the Year.” I call for a recount! (WIMB)

Netflix’s tagline should read something like, “Netflix: So You’ll Never Have to Watch Epic Movie.” Psst, Netflix marketing guys — call me! (Gospel According to Prisco)

Fact: Trekkies are afforded tons of savings due to the low cost of living in one’s parent’s basement. (QuizLaw)

How do you place a value on human life? it’s pretty fucking easy, actually — if you’re in the health insurance industry. (Deus Ex Malcontent)

Constatine Maroulis calling Bingo. It don’t get much more hilarium than this. (Yeeeah!)

I’m kind of ashamed to admit that I never actually understood what “Boxing Day” was. But I agree wholeheartedly, that it’s a tradition that should move over to the states. (Whoa, Camel!)

Dear everyone: toe sucking is not sexy. Not even a little bit. (Celebitchy)

Celebrity New Year’s Resolutions, after the jump. Be safe tonight, everyone!

Pajiba Love | December 31, 2007 | Comments (8)


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In 2006, Ted Moustakis dropped six grand at a Christie's auction to purchase a poker visor which Data wore in an episode of "Star Trek: The Next Generation."

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha.. PWNT! an amount that would have been better spent on a Manboobrectomy, or a lifetime supply of "Bros"

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at December 31, 2007 4:17 PM

I remember the years of shooting my wad prematurely on the 30th, but I always picked myself back up and had a fantastic hair-of-the-dog 31st. That's really the only way to go. Sadly this year's celebrations are full of babies that need tending to and my 8+ month pregnant self, meaning that things will be much quieter. *sigh*

Posted by: katy at December 31, 2007 5:26 PM

Just reading that pepto-ice cream recipe made my hangover worse.

Posted by: Finn at December 31, 2007 6:07 PM

Wow, celebrity resolutions are as boring as normal people resolutions.

Also, I'm always baffled when some subdued celebrity is "outed" as being from the South. It's just so weird. I assumed that all Southerners are that moonshine guy. Every last one.

Posted by: Gudrun at December 31, 2007 6:57 PM

I have the same resolution as Ed Helms

Posted by: Brian at December 31, 2007 7:41 PM

Gudrun, you should visit us in the South. We have indoor plumbing and everything now! We buy our booze from the liquor store, and we don't always marry our cousins.

Posted by: rlr260 at December 31, 2007 11:22 PM

Wait, so that's what Boxing Day is for??

All these years I've thought it was just a generously-provided extra Bank Holiday allowing us Brits to recover from our Xmas hangovers before going back to work! Well, that's what I use it for...

Posted by: tarn at January 2, 2008 5:07 AM

Aaaah the joys of being a Brit. I'd always assumed that most people knew about the origins of Boxing Day, it is indeed a fine tradition.

And a marvellous excuse for more time off work.

The resolutions video distrubed me because it made me actually find Fergie marginally charming *shudder* I feel so dirty.

Posted by: Alex the Odd at January 2, 2008 5:35 AM





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