December 29, 2008 | Comments ()

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | December 29, 2008 |


Hoooowheee! Bristol Palin and Levi Johnson just won the dang-gone lottery! (WIMB)

Ew, I could see living with 70 dead cats, but 71?! In all seriousness, though, these have got to be the most filthy and despicable people on the planet. (QuizLaw)

Mickey Rourke is trying to start a slapping fight with Sean Penn by calling him “homophobic” and an “average actor.” If I were Sean Penn I wouldn’t underestimate the power of the phrase “plastic face.” (Celebitchy)

Zooey Deschanel is engaged to the Death Cab For Cutie guy. Maybe he can convince her to stop making all these shitty movies. (Evil Beet)

Here is FourFour’s 44(plus) Reasons to Love 2008. And I wholeheartedly agree with the Megan Hauserman love. She is, indeed, my favorite thing to happen to reality TV since Tiffany “New York” Pollard. (FourFour)

OH EM GEE. I am SO totally buying one of these shirts. (BoingBoing)

Someone calls Mariah Carey on explaining the equation reference in her album “E=MC[squared]” and Mariah predictably demonstrates how the public school system let her down. (Agent Bedhead)

In which Dan displays a surprising strength of conviction about the plotting and structure of a film starring muppets. (SlowlyGoingBald)

This was already mentioned in the comments for yesterday’s Love, but I had to repost because of the following line: “…They only talk about vaginal intercourse because they figure if we don’t tell kids about anal sex they’ll never figure out what brown can do for them.” (Savage Love)

Shape-shifting owls: adorable critters or terrifying glimpse into the future? Thanks to Anna von Beaverplatz! (CuteOverload)

It sounds like Jason Segel might be jumping the shark, as he now has the patchouli-stink of Drew Barrymore all over him. (WIMB)

Here are the worst outfits of 2008, including Madonna’s Dr. Suess costume. (Jezebel)

You may feel bad for John Stamos because Rebecca Romijn dumped him for Jerry O’Connell and his career is in the shitter… But if you look at it this way, maybe he actually dodged a bullet: (Note: He didn’t. Poor bastard.)

“Mystique is Pregnant” featuring Jerry O’Connell and Rebecca Romijn by Jerry Minor

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