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Call Joe Francis a Rapist Three Times in a Row and He'll Appear in the Mirror to Slap You With a Lawsuit

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | December 29, 2009 | Comments ()

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | December 29, 2009 |


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It's SO ON. Gawker referred to Joe Francis as a "rapist" while presenting him with their prestigious "Douchebag of the Decade" award, so Joe Francis fired off a sue-happy email laden with grammatical errors, exclamation points and INEX-FUCKING-PLICABLY, a shirtless photograph of himself. (Gawker)

Uh oh, this does not bode well. The Wolfman, which started out looking moderately badass, seems to be creeping into "unintentional hilarity" territory. (Agent Bedhead)

Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner, despite having the same exact name as each other, were somehow unable to make their relationship work. (Litelysalted)

Tyra Banks has announced that she's ending her talk show in 2010 to move on to bigger and better things. Oh whatever -- who does this bitch think she is, Oprah? (IBBB)

Here's my belated Christmas present to you Pajibettes out there: Dr. Drew in a bathing suit. Rowr? (Celebslam)

Oh, gross. A bunch of Trekkies decided to paint Starfleet outfits on themselves and then take a public goddamn constitutional like that. Make no mistake, this link is NSFW. (Topless Robot)

Johnathon Schaech, 40, who is best known for being that dude in That Thing You Do and his short-lived marriage to Christina Applegate, poked his head out from obscurity to post his proposal to his "One Tree Hill" girlfriend on Facebook. (Celebitchy)

Now you can watch all six minutes of the Eli Roth-directed Nazi propaganda movie-within-a-movie from Inglourious Basterds. (Film Drunk)

Remember Gallagher? The comedian with the watermelons and Sledge-O-Matic? Well the A.V. Club interviewed him. True story: When my boyfriend was like 13 years old, he got pulled onstage at a Gallagher show in Vegas. (A.V. Club)

It's official! Ghostbusters III will begin filming next summer with a tentative 2011 release. I really hope it doesn't blow. (Screen Junkies)

This story is really like not news but entertaining nonetheless: Ivana Trump got booted off an airplane because they had the nerve to let children on the same plane as her. (Yeeeah!)

The one list we somehow managed to neglect: Top Ten Worst Sequels of the '00s. (Facebook)

342 movies came out in the year 2009. Here is a montage featuring all of them: (Thanks to Duane!)

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