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I’m gonna level with you, ‘jibans — there ain’t shit going on in the news today, and if you’re reading this you’re probably, like me, stuck at work and feeling rather pissy about your situation. Let’s commiserate with the best links I can scrap together.

Fun facts about A Christmas Story, besides the one about Scott Schwartz being a porn star which everybody knows about, including my mother in-law. (mental floss)

Another former child star dirties their mitts in scandal. (WIMB)

Casey Affleck is getting too big for his spoiled, assy little britches. (Agent Bedhead)

Didn’t get what you wanted for Christmas this year? Well, at least you didn’t get a nineteen year old delinquent, legally bound to your place of residence. (QuizLaw)

Some assclown professor has deducted that men are funnier than woman, presumably because of testosterone and sperm and all of that. Well, if that were the case than wouldn’t most professional athletes and prostitutes be like, comic geniuses? Uh, case closed. (Feministing)

And on the twenty-fourth day of December, Jesus looked among his apostles and speaketh, “Dear Brothers, are thee ready for some football?” (KSK)

If you haven’t gotten your fill of Elijah Wood doing “The Puppetmaster” in your nightmares, see it again in the top 10 viral videos of 2007. (Popoholic)

It’s a fact. The real reason pandas are endangered? Is because they’re not very good at having sex. The scientific evidence, after the jump.

Pajiba Love | December 26, 2007 | Comments (10)


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Comments

I'll have you know, that maneuver is referred to as the "Panda Roll". If any of you have ever made sweet, sweet love to a Panda you would know that. You can't see it, but the female was actually impregnated at the 02:15 mark.

My record...01:10.

Posted by: Manny at December 26, 2007 4:05 PM

(Psssst.... The assclown professor was making a [definitely sexist and not all that funny] joke)

Posted by: frumpiefox at December 26, 2007 4:48 PM

It's interesting how the folks at Feministing are using Wanda Sykes to prove women are funny. That's like using the Hindenberg to prove air travel is safe.

Posted by: muchsarcasm at December 26, 2007 7:14 PM

Wanda Sykes is funny, yeah right. And I've got a nine inch schlong.

Posted by: Pookie at December 26, 2007 8:04 PM

Aw, Casey. What's the problem, dude? Did Ben have moments like that, even when he got really famous?

Posted by: Daphne at December 26, 2007 8:41 PM

Anyone here able to get the Conan video to work on that Top-10 list? I couldn't

Posted by: Brian at December 26, 2007 8:50 PM

Eh, I'm going to need a lot more story and a lot more proof before I jump off the Casey bandwagon. He may not be a big name, but he's been around in the public eye long enough to have acquired a reputation as a douche by now, if justified.

Posted by: socalledonlycousins at December 26, 2007 8:57 PM

The professor link is a little misleading. I wonder if the poster read the article. Regardless of the lack of legitimacy of his methods, at no point (according the the BBC article) does he claim that men are funnier than women. He says that they make more jokes and are generally more aggressive (and hurtful) in their joking but no where does he equate that with the jokes, or the men making them, with being funny, let alone funnier than the jokes women make.

Posted by: theultimatenow at December 26, 2007 9:07 PM

AWWWWWW pandas!

Posted by: NotBlonde at December 26, 2007 10:41 PM

So that professor came to his findings using a unicycle? Here's one that says otherwise.

Posted by: joker at December 27, 2007 7:42 AM