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Happy Holidays, everyone! Now let’s take a look into all the weird pagan shit behind how Christmas came to be… (Cracked)

Yesssss! New “Rock of Love” coming soon! But you know, I have a distinct feeling that Bret Michaels isn’t even looking for true love at all. (Blonde Savant)

PETA yet again attempts to be shocking and relevant; fails miserably. (WIMB)

The real reason for the season? Hapless felines sausaged into miniature Santa Suits. Of course. (FourFour)

Hey ladies! Another early Christmas gift from yours truly! (Celebslam)

Damn. I didn’t think Linda Cardellini had it in her. (Popoholic)

I love it that Chez refers to Patrick Dempsey as “the kid from Can’t Buy Me Love” because I still refer to him as “the kid from the pizza sex movie.” (Deus Ex Malcontent)

Season’s Greetings from Mike Huckabee and his big fat retarded sons! (TVFallsInTheWoods)

Wow. I totally didn’t see this coming. It turns out the reason why Pam Anderson is so unlucky in love is because… pssst… She’s a giant whore! (Yeeeah!)

Here’s a heartwarming little tale of drunk driving to get you in the festive holiday spirit. (QuizLaw)

Now if you’ll all pardon me, I’m on my way out to kick off the long weekend with a daytime drunkening at my office party. So I’ll leave you with this new holiday classic, after the jump!

Pajiba Love | December 21, 2007 | Comments (10)


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Happy Birthday Yamil! ha ha ha!!!!

and the scrolling pictures at the end, with them screaming "DICK IN A BOX" is truly the most romantic thing I've ever seen.

I don't think Litely watched that whole video. :)

Happy Holidays all! I out to get drunk for 10 straight days. Sweet birth of Jesus.

Posted by: boo at December 21, 2007 4:04 PM

I need to practice pursing my lips like Bret Michaels to emphasize my cheekbones. And then just walk around like that all the time. That would be cool.

Also--quit teasing me with the "Something for the Ladies"! I am too much of a sucker. That dude looks like if Jimmy Falon and Corey Feldman had a gay hairy baby.

And last, but certainly not least, the "Dick In a Box" never, ever gets old. That shit is golden. And if only JT would present his dick in a box to me for this Christmas...well, you get the rest. I may have to change my handle to 'cougar'. raawr. (you know he likes the older ladies--but then he might also like them skinny and with a career. Shit.)

Posted by: wsapnin at December 21, 2007 4:19 PM

OMG... No Boo, as a matter of fact I didn't watch that whole video. I watched just long enough to say: "Okie-doke! Looks like Dick in a Box to me! Now I've got a Key Lime Martini with my name on it..."

Fixed now. My most sincerest Christmas apologies.

Posted by: Stacey at December 21, 2007 4:37 PM

I concur with wsapnin on the "Something for the Ladies" photo. Not cool! And yes, I am one of the few American women left who doesn't seem to mind some body hair. However, wrapped up in that package? No, thanks, I'll pass. Plus, I am irrationally annoyed because....dude, either you're metrosexual or you're not. The hybrid look is not cute.

Also, am I the only one who thought that Linda Cardellini should have been Daphne rather than Sarah Michelle Gellar? She would have done Daphnes the world over proud. Plus, I prefer my namesakes not to be bitches. Please and thank you.

Posted by: Daphne at December 21, 2007 4:38 PM

I allowed myself one chuckle at the Huckabee Christmas card before tsk tsk'ing you. Not very nice LS. *wags finger*

Posted by: katy at December 21, 2007 4:51 PM

What Pajiba has recently taught me:

Beautiful people can be ugly sometimes.
Beautiful people can have ugly children sometimes.
Ugly people can have ugly children sometimes.
Ugly people suck.
Fat people suck.
Retarded people suck.
This website sucks.

Posted by: screwtape at December 21, 2007 5:31 PM

Happy holidays to you too, screwtape!

Posted by: Stacey at December 21, 2007 5:37 PM

Is Pajiba not reviewing Sweeney Todd?

Posted by: Brian at December 23, 2007 2:30 PM

I second the request for the Sweeney Todd review.

Posted by: jvo at December 23, 2007 7:07 PM

I third the Sweeney Todd request. Inquiring minds want to know what Pajiba thought of the film.

Posted by: Robert at December 23, 2007 8:39 PM





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