December 21, 2007 | Comments ()

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | December 21, 2007 |


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Happy Holidays, everyone! Now let's take a look into all the weird pagan shit behind how Christmas came to be... (Cracked)

Yesssss! New "Rock of Love" coming soon! But you know, I have a distinct feeling that Bret Michaels isn't even looking for true love at all. (Blonde Savant)

PETA yet again attempts to be shocking and relevant; fails miserably. (WIMB)

The real reason for the season? Hapless felines sausaged into miniature Santa Suits. Of course. (FourFour)

Hey ladies! Another early Christmas gift from yours truly! (Celebslam)

Damn. I didn't think Linda Cardellini had it in her. (Popoholic)

I love it that Chez refers to Patrick Dempsey as "the kid from Can't Buy Me Love" because I still refer to him as "the kid from the pizza sex movie." (Deus Ex Malcontent)

Season's Greetings from Mike Huckabee and his big fat retarded sons! (TVFallsInTheWoods)

Wow. I totally didn't see this coming. It turns out the reason why Pam Anderson is so unlucky in love is because... pssst... She's a giant whore! (Yeeeah!)

Here's a heartwarming little tale of drunk driving to get you in the festive holiday spirit. (QuizLaw)

Now if you'll all pardon me, I'm on my way out to kick off the long weekend with a daytime drunkening at my office party. So I'll leave you with this new holiday classic, after the jump!

Pajiba Love | December 21, 2007 | Comments ()



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