Someone Wake Me Up From This Horrible Dream
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Pajiba Love | December 19, 2008 | Comments (51)
If you’re dumb enough to wear meat-scented Burger King cologne, your ass deserves to be torn apart by hungry, domesticated canines who think you’re a giant Snausage with arms and legs. (AgentBedhead)
Thanks goodness we have celebrities like Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie to remind us what Christmas is really about. (WIMB)
Oh, sweet delicious whatever this is. Bristol Palin’s future mother-in-law just got taken down in a drug bust mere days before her granddaughter is to be born. (QuizLaw)
The infamous Duggar clan shit out kid number eighteen yesterday. (Celebitchy)
Today in modern camouflaging: Ravens fans (KSK) and Katie Holmes. (WIMB)
I’ve seen dozens of games on the internet this week where you have to hit Bush with stuff but here is one where you actually have to dodge the shoe. I totally laughed when he said: “That almost decrapitated me.” (atom)
PopChips are healthy-alternative potato chips which don’t taste as good as regular potato chips but are better than Baked Lays. Word; because plain Baked Lays are effing gross. (TIB)
You know, I’ve been starting to think that “Happy Holidays” was starting to get… I dunno, a little too “denominational.” I mean, who says there has to be a holiday? (CakeWrecks)
Somebody went and made themselves a Zombie Barbie, and I have to say this is actually done very well. Thanks, Sof! (Craftzine)
One time while working at a convenience store in college some white trash bitchhole threw a soft pretzel at me because “it was stale.” But I guess I should consider myself lucky I never got spit (spat?) on. (PA Notes)
What happened to Scarlett Johansson’s enormous cans? (Yeeeah!)
This made me laugh and gag simultaneously. Who out there would eat this? I want a show of hands, people. (SeriousEats)
Here are the 20 Best Reality Show Moments of 2008, and the “I’m gonna fuck you in your privates” kid is just the tip of the trainwreck. (Jezebel)
This is maybe the most insane person I’ve ever seen on the internet. But hey, at least the lady appreciates a “nice glass of wine,” so she’s can’t be all crazy: (Via DListed!)
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Comments
Posted by: rikkitikkitavi at December 19, 2008 12:16 PM
Re Palins and related jagoffs: Please just plunge your family truckster off a cliff already. Question: Has the irresponsible, non-abstinent, knocked-up daughter actually married the no-good, layabout jackass yet? Because I had a bet with my wife that if McCain/Palin went down like the deathship it appeared to be, that the marriage would never happen. The marriage was simply an expedient solution to a political problem, and Palin cynically bullied her daughter into agreeing so that they could take a run at winning the election. Dumbass BillyJoe's family was all-too-happy to marry up and improve their social standing, so he was bullied into it as well.
Once the Ticket of Ignorance sank like a fucking anvil, however, the Palins certainly had no reason to associate with the toothless hillbillies any longer. So: Is this shotgun wedding going to happen? I'm still saying no.
In more important matters, here's a wholehearted endorsement for pop chips. I like them better than potato chips because they're not as greasy. Go for the spicy flavored ones, they're delicious and about half the calories and fat of regular chips.