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December 19, 2008 |

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | December 19, 2008 |

If you’re dumb enough to wear meat-scented Burger King cologne, your ass deserves to be torn apart by hungry, domesticated canines who think you’re a giant Snausage with arms and legs. (AgentBedhead)

Thanks goodness we have celebrities like Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie to remind us what Christmas is really about. (WIMB)

Oh, sweet delicious whatever this is. Bristol Palin’s future mother-in-law just got taken down in a drug bust mere days before her granddaughter is to be born. (QuizLaw)

The infamous Duggar clan shit out kid number eighteen yesterday. (Celebitchy)

Today in modern camouflaging: Ravens fans (KSK) and Katie Holmes. (WIMB)

I’ve seen dozens of games on the internet this week where you have to hit Bush with stuff but here is one where you actually have to dodge the shoe. I totally laughed when he said: “That almost decrapitated me.” (atom)

PopChips are healthy-alternative potato chips which don’t taste as good as regular potato chips but are better than Baked Lays. Word; because plain Baked Lays are effing gross. (TIB)

You know, I’ve been starting to think that “Happy Holidays” was starting to get… I dunno, a little too “denominational.” I mean, who says there has to be a holiday? (CakeWrecks)

Somebody went and made themselves a Zombie Barbie, and I have to say this is actually done very well. Thanks, Sof! (Craftzine)

One time while working at a convenience store in college some white trash bitchhole threw a soft pretzel at me because “it was stale.” But I guess I should consider myself lucky I never got spit (spat?) on. (PA Notes)

What happened to Scarlett Johansson’s enormous cans? (Yeeeah!)

This made me laugh and gag simultaneously. Who out there would eat this? I want a show of hands, people. (SeriousEats)

Here are the 20 Best Reality Show Moments of 2008, and the “I’m gonna fuck you in your privates” kid is just the tip of the trainwreck. (Jezebel)

This is maybe the most insane person I’ve ever seen on the internet. But hey, at least the lady appreciates a “nice glass of wine,” so she’s can’t be all crazy: (Via DListed!)

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