December 18, 2007 | Comments ()

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | December 18, 2007 |


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Yep, if there's one thing I've learned in life, it's that kids fucking hate Santa Claus. (cityrag)

And if making children cry sounds too good to be true, here's some tips on entering the glamorous world of shopping mall Santas. (Slate)

Jossip has this great new feature, Word of the Day, where they conjoin a Webster's dictionary definition with a celebrity photo. Awesome idea! Someone should devote an entire blog to it. (Jossip)

Or we could just show them how a professional gets it done. (WIMB)

Mrs. Hutt was caught trying to kill Jabba. You know, it's sad -- because it's the little Salacious Crumbs who are going to end up suffering the most. (QuizLaw)

Ahh, c'mon. Like we were ever really supposed to believe Bill Clinton wants any part of that woman of his becoming president? (ASWOBA)

Somebody figured out John Travolta was too big of a turd for even the Dallas movie. (IDLYITW)

Well, if they can't use film clips at the Oscars, I'm sure it won't be too hard to fill in the time with more preening and self congratulations. (Film Experience)

As always, nothing but the most respectable behavior from an esteemed professional like Tara Reid. (Yeeeah!)

Does your Christmas tree look like a "limp dick?" Well, finally there's a place where jerks like you can get decent Christmas shit -- after the jump.

Pajiba Love | December 18, 2007 | Comments ()



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